I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

"No matter who you are, the Hound family is investigating a case here. Please take a detour..." the female Hound said truthfully.

Another discerning hound seemed to have noticed something. He quickly nudged the female hound's arm and said, "Hey! Gray hair, yellow eyes, and some strange ribbons hanging from her clothes... She looks like the major shareholder!"

"What?! My Lord, you should have told me earlier!" The female hound's expression immediately changed. "Oops, VIP, I was a little loud just now. Please forgive me! The hounds were just conducting a routine inspection. The guest room facilities are all in good working order now. Feel free to check in."

【Hahaha, this is a weird tape, but it's really funny.】

[This is a star's anti-counterfeiting label.]

[Your God Lord was just knocked down by the person in front of you. No, it was God Lord Day!]

[Xing: I still like your previous rebellious look.]

[I don't quite agree with this. There's no scene where the Dragon King returns to his throne.]

[That's right, such a good identity for showing off and getting slapped in the face is wasted.]

[Brother, eat something good. It's 5202, and you're still playing that crooked-mouthed dragon king trick.]

The other hound was dumbfounded. The change in expression was too quick. He muttered softly, "But the prisoner..."

"Criminal?" Xing frowned slightly.

"You!" The female hound glared at her, then changed the subject, "Ah, yes, yes, it's annoying, indeed! But these procedures are all for the safety of the guests, and hounds never find it troublesome! We'll leave now, and you can have a good rest."

"Um...you must be careful in your dreams and be careful..."

The female hound flew up and kicked, "That's enough, follow me!"

After saying that, the two of them hurriedly retreated from Xing's room.

"???" Xing was confused. "What the hell is going on? They're obviously hiding something. I should check before I fall asleep."

Then Xing searched the room carefully, and it seemed that there was no big problem. However, there was indeed a box in the room, and she always felt that there was a lot of treasure waiting for her in it.

After trying for a while, I really couldn't open it, and I felt a knot in my heart.

"Forget it. We can't let Sanyueqi and Danheng wait too long. Let's go to sleep first."

Xing stretched his body, stepped into the dream pool, found a suitable posture, and closed his eyes.

Suddenly, a mist appeared in the room, and a young girl emerged from it. She shook her head slightly and said, "This grand event star is really airtight. There is no other way but to borrow the bed."

During the conversation, Luanpo had already walked into the Dream Pool and slowly lay down beside Xing.

"Please forgive me, Your Excellency!"

【Oh oh oh oh oh. 】

【Is this what Luanpo is? 】

【Sister Luanpo is so cool! 】

[Hahaha, baby, Luanpo's debut is quite amazing.]

【Is there such a good thing? 】

[I've seen cats grow in bed, but I've never seen a ninja grow in bed.]

How can two people sleep in Rumengchi? This is so unfair to Xing. I think Xing should go out and get a separate room, and then I can take her place. I'll bear this hardship by myself.

[Forget it, I can endure hardship better, so I'll take this hardship on myself.]

[Firefly: I will ignite Ranpo! ]

[Luckily, Liuying isn't here. She spent the entire fourth season trying to get a princess hug, and now Luanpo and Xing are sleeping together.]

[This is probably the episode that makes me want to ignite the sea of stars the most. ]

-

"Focus on your breathing and imagine a paradise... Imagine... a piece... a piece, a piece, a piece, a piece, a piece... a piece--"

The screen was originally black, but suddenly a highly mentally polluting image appeared.

The sleeping banana monkey appeared without any warning and continued to sing the song of the sleeping banana monkey.

[Starting from zero frames, who can stand it, my family.]

[This is too abstract, isn't it? Even though I've seen a lot, it's still too abstract.]

[I can’t take it anymore, I can’t take it anymore, the more I listen, the more addicted I feel.]

【Hahahahahaha, it’s hard to believe the creator’s mental state.】

This is almost becoming a viral meme.

【Be more confident and remove the word "quickly".】

【Divine Gold! 】

-

"Did I just...see something weird?"

Xing slowly opened his eyes, feeling that his brain was extremely polluted.

She glanced around and felt a sense of déjà vu.

"Is this Origami University? It doesn't look like a school, but it does look familiar."

"And what is that?"

The camera follows Xing's gaze and sees a monkey standing in front of her?

When you get closer and take a look, apart from anything else, just the pair of eyes full of wisdom are enough to make people tremble in their hearts.

After a brief communication, Xing discovered a problem. She seemed to be infected by some unknown substance.

"Banana banana banana banana~"

"What's wrong with me? What's going on?" Xing secretly complained in his heart. The song of the sleeping monkey just now inexplicably filled his entire brain.

It's just like when night falls, all kinds of songs appear in your mind, causing you to toss and turn and unable to fall asleep.

Moreover, more and more sleeping banana monkeys appeared around Xing and surrounded him.

What a strange yet harmonious atmosphere!

In any case, Xing should join in and embrace the sweet *banana sounds* and banana smells of the little monkeys.

"God of Great Lan is above!!"

Luanpo stood high up, watching the gradually assimilated star. "What a terrifying, life-or-death scene! At three o'clock in the morning, the majestic skyscraper will become the starting point of a magnificent hunt!"

There was a loud bang in the sky, and Luanpo appeared brilliantly.

"Under the starry sky, there are evil spirits everywhere, and helpless people are struggling in the dark."

"The wordless ninjutsu is written with blood and tears, and the selfless ninja hero is accepted by the night."

"Eliminate all the villains amidst the turbulent tides, and light up dazzling sparks at the dawn. Yo (yo)! Dazzling Ninja Warrior? AKA Ranpo, greets you, sir."

Luanpo made a handsome appearance and her poss was ten points, but she was hit on the head by a paint bottle that she threw away carelessly.

【This story tells us not to drop objects from high places. 】

[Don’t tell me this rap is really catchy! ]

[It's broken. This hit me right in the heart. I'm sorry, Robin.]

[Xing: So there are people with the same divine gold as me? ]

-

Luanpo rubbed the part of his head that had been hit hard. "It hurts, it hurts! What a cunning trap! Not only are there evil spirits everywhere, but there are also hidden weapons flying everywhere!"

Xing was a little surprised, "You threw it yourself!"

"No. You are too kindhearted. You don't realize that these evil spirits are manipulating its landing point with sorcery." Luanpo cast his gaze on the sleeping banana monkey. "All evil spirits, retreat immediately. Otherwise, I will teach you the full power of Liaoluan's ninjutsu."

The sleeping banana monkey looked innocent, "Banana banana banana! Banana banana banana!"

"This... is impossible. How could this be?"

Xing raised a brow, "Do you understand?"

"I... can't even communicate with these evil spirits!"

star:"……"

[Hahaha, this is the first time I've seen Xing Neng so speechless.]

[It used to be Xing who made everyone speechless, but now it's her turn to be speechless. What a boomerang.]

[Xing said that he rarely uses divine gold to evaluate a person.]

The next moment, Xing heard the voice of the sleeping banana monkey and was once again caught up in the feeling.

Luanpo shouted, "Be careful! This is also a sinister sorcery! Please grit your teeth and I will help you escape."

She raised her right hand high, "Confusion? Karate? Righteousness and Destruction Hand Blade!"

Snapped--

What a shock! Luanpo suddenly struck Xing between the eyebrows, the powerful force penetrating his body and striking his soul. In an instant, all five senses were severed, and the monkey's cry disappeared along with it.

Xing covered his head with his hands, his expression extremely painful, "It almost broke my core."

"I apologize. This is a soul-piercing, dizzying karate technique. I have tried my best to control the force, but in order to awaken you, pain is unavoidable."

【Translation: I held back, otherwise you would have been dead. 】

[The intensity is just right, it's confusing but not brain-damaging. 】

[This knife strikes out the entire midsummer.]

-

With the help of Luanpo, countless sleeping monkeys slowly left and stopped circling around Xing.

Seeing that this was a good opportunity, Luanpo took Xing and left.

Before leaving, Luanpo also knew that the dreamland was not safe and the appearance of evil spirits was a sign of great disaster.

Xing felt confused about everything that happened, and the most urgent thing was to leave this place immediately.

After thinking about it, he entered into a dream bubble.

Just like when she fell asleep, after entering the dream bubble, she inexplicably dreamed of ninjas.

"What a strange dream..." She shook her head helplessly, examining her surroundings. "This must be Origami University, right?"

[Ranpo is really a ninja?!]

"You think, didn't Poteo say before that Ranpo is also a sea ranger? There must be all kinds of people there."

Yes, the Sea Rangers are a very diverse group, with all kinds of people in it. It's not surprising that there's a ninja among them.

-

"We are here!" Sanyueqi and Danheng came to Xing's side. They must have been waiting for a long time.

Xing finally found someone to talk to, and she told Danheng and Sanyueqi everything she had seen and heard.

As soon as Sanyueqi heard Xing's story, he felt strangely familiar. "Hmm... the monkeys you mentioned, could it be them?"

Xing looked in the direction of March Seven's finger and asked, "Am I still dreaming?"

On March 7th, I will give you some popular science about the culture of the sleeping banana monkey, as well as a popular song about the sleeping banana monkey.

Xing reached out to stop him, "I don't want to appreciate it anymore. But this song sounds weird."

Sanyueqi smiled slightly. "It's a bit confusing, but the more abstract things are, the easier they are to spread."

Dan Heng was also a little puzzled. How could Sanyue have collected so much useless information in such a short time? "How did you know so much?"

"Of course it's the 'Alumni Group'. Joining a group before school starts to get to know everyone is common sense. If you're not sociable, you might not be able to make friends after school. Come on, I'll add you guys!"

Ding--

Xing's phone vibrated twice, and she was pulled into the group chat.

【I, Pioneer Star, join the chat group. 】

【Are you writing a novel here? 】

Dan Heng still cooperated and sent a "Hello."

When it was Xing's turn to introduce herself, she thought carefully and decided to give a trendy self-introduction:

"Nice to meet you~☆*:.?. o（≧▽≦）o .?.:*☆——This is the Trailblazer, you can also call me Galaxy Baseball Man (strikes a cool pose)! I'm a cute new student, welcome to join my circle, please give me your feedback~"

The group members thought it was very funny, but Sanyueqi said he was not familiar with it.

[Hahaha, you're a star as expected, starting to be abstract again.]

【This self-introduction is definitely trendy! 】

[It's really funny, and it left the group members speechless.]

-

After a farce, the three little ones finally entered Origami University.

The high-altitude camera position shows the entire picture of the university very well, and it has to be said that it has a very youthful atmosphere.

Along the way, Dan Heng introduced the history of Origami University.

The plot is slowly advanced from the perspective of the three little ones. Under the popularity of the sleeping banana monkey, the whole school is filled with banana talk.

Then a college student called out to the three little ones. Because of San Yueqi's unique hair color and dress, she recognized the three little ones at a glance.

The female college student is named Montana. She mentioned a key piece of information. At the entrance ceremony, family members will analyze the students' potential through "tuning" and assign them to appropriate colleges.

What Harry Potter?

【I want to go to Azkaban.】

I want to go to the School of Civil Engineering.

After briefly understanding the mechanism of house division, the three little ones also arrived at the venue of the entrance ceremony.

at this time.

A man wearing a monkey mask came onto the stage.

The three little ones frowned at the same time, feeling that everything was moving in a weird direction.

Many college students present were surprised.

"I'm Professor Plimone. Of course, you can also call me Professor Banana in a more popular way!"

Haha, are you all shocked? Don't worry, I'm not stupid or crazy. I took to the stage in this costume just to show the new students the spirit of Origami University - "Colorful dreams, ideals and freedom!"

Professor Jiao answered everyone's questions about this design, and he also said that in order to reduce the burden on college students, "After discussion, the teaching and research group unanimously decided to cancel all courses and exams this semester. Students can earn credits simply by participating in the school celebration!"

As soon as these words were spoken, they instantly ignited the atmosphere on the scene.

The question of the shape of the banana has long been forgotten and will not be brought up again afterwards.

Sanyueqi glanced around and said, "The atmosphere in this school is so great!"

Even Dan Heng couldn't help but sigh, "It seems that the school spirit of Origami University is even more open than rumored, which is in line with Pinocchio's temperament."

……

Not long after, after the entrance ceremony, the three little ones came to the classroom to prepare for the "string measuring test".

Xing found the corresponding position according to his student number.

For some reason, she seemed to have developed a disease that made her fall asleep whenever she thought about attending class.

Xing held his chin with one hand, his eyes feeling heavier and heavier. Finally, instinct overcame his determination to study, and he slowly closed his eyes.

Suddenly, a shout came from outside the door, "Actresses, quiet, quiet. Do not move around, turn off the recording equipment... Get ready, the movie is about to begin."