I started a senior citizen university after being unemployed, and I became the favorite of my uncles
Chapter 276 Top PR Teacher Lu
Mr. Lu Dazhi from the national music class has recently developed a new hobby. He likes to record short clips of uncles and aunts taking classes and post them on his own social media platform.
Usually not many people watch it, but he never gets tired of it.
After the class, he did as usual, using the video editing techniques he learned from Teacher Li in the mobile phone class, to cut a video of dozens of seconds and posted it on the platform.
When I looked at it the next day, I was surprised to find that the video had gone viral.
Hundreds of thousands of likes and comments flooded in.
The content of the video is singing rap to uncles and aunts, which is a brand new attempt by Teacher Lu Dazhi.
For this purpose, he tied a tie, put on a suit, put on hairspray, and took a microphone.
As a result, because he was dressed too formally, netizens gave him the code name "Administrative Rapper".
Netizens’ comments are even more bizarre.
[Teacher, I paid money to my parents, is this all I learn in school every day? ]
Internet novice Lu Dazhi didn't quite understand that these were all jokes from netizens. He took a deep breath when he responded seriously, "What a 'sharp' question."
Lu Dazhi racked his brains, trying to find a suitable response.
[Hello, this kid. We only teach singing this semester. Backflips and nunchakus will be taught in the next semester.]
Lu Dazhi felt that he was simply a genius, and this reply was humorous yet formal.
Netizens could tell at a glance that he was an innate abstract holy body, and strange questions popped up one after another.
[Teacher, my daughter Shuju's seat is too far back. It not only affects her studies, but also she has no camera!!! Please move her to the first row, thank you. ]
Lu Dazhi replied: [Aunt Shuju is a private person and doesn’t like to appear on camera. We should respect the opinions of the elderly.]
[Teacher, why is my son Zihan in the last row? Why is the score in his hand different from others? I paid for it, is this the result? If so, I will change schools.]
Lu Dazhi: [No, the last row makes your face look smaller, and you can see the whole class, just like a leader. This is a special design, you don’t understand.]
[Teacher, why is our Jianguo sitting against the wall again? How many times have I told him? He has presbyopia, and you still let him sit so far away.]
Lu Dazhi: [My dear friends, this is a wall-mounted design, which gives you a very safe feeling. There is no safer position in the entire classroom than this one. Many people envy and want this.]
[Teacher, why is my grandma blocked? The child's grandma came back and started crying. When I asked her, I found out that she was not in the photo. You can handle it.]
Lu Dazhi: [Next time, please take another photo for our grandma and put her in the center position. ]
[Teacher, why is Yuan Chao sitting in the back? He is short to begin with. Also, why don’t you ask him to take off his hat? He will sweat when he goes out later.]
Lu Dazhi: [Sitting in the back allows you to watch your phone during class. Uncle likes to play with it. As for the hat, from what I can see, it should be newly bought. It looks new.]
After replying to the comments, Lu Dazhi wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "Great, the crisis is over."
……
Teacher Lu’s “top public relations” has once again set off a wave of popularity on the Internet.
Mr. Lu, who is at the center of the topic, is singing rap passionately.
"We specially invited Mr. Wu from the planting class to take the class with us. Mr. Wu has a talent for rap."
Aunt Wu said she didn't want to come, but Teacher Lu said he would give her a red flower, so she came.
Aunt Wu is still confused about how to be a rapper.
She felt that singing rap was like arguing with her partner. She had more words in her mind and spoke faster due to her emotions.
However, Aunt Wu is well versed in how to write lyrics. Her current singles "My Lettuce", "The Life of Beans" and "I Just Love Eating Potatoes" are all taken from life and come from the fields.
“When writing lyrics, everyone can focus on life.”
As soon as Aunt Wu finished speaking, Uncle Shi raised his hand.
"I have an idea!"
"You say." Teacher Lu was full of anticipation.
"Eggs, eggs, I love eggs. I hope there are free eggs every day!"
Teacher Lu was shocked: "Sir! You are simply a genius."
……
At the same time, the talented chef Chef Wu is preparing a new holiday-limited delicacy - Zongzi.
The Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon. It is the first Dragon Boat Festival that my uncles and aunts spend together, so of course we have to experience the process of making handmade delicacies.
Chef Wu couldn't tell the real reason because their kitchen was too busy and they couldn't spare the time to make rice dumplings.
Uncles and aunts really like this atmosphere of a group of people chatting together and getting work done.
Old Fu and Uncle Li were eager to try, and before they knew it, a few kitchen killers sneaked in.
Chef Wu's eyes went dark when he saw the wire, cable ties and staplers they brought.
Suddenly I feel that it is not necessary to make these rice dumplings. It is better to let the supermarket make some money.
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