When the liar's words come true, I win

The hot-boiled Bobo Chicken was still spicy, so Shen Jia wanted to patronize the owner of the ice jelly stall.

But the first thing he said was: "Boss, I want a bowl of hot ice jelly!"

The young boss raised the spoon and wanted to dunk it on her head!

"How about I give you a shovel?"

Finally, he squinted his eyes and looked her up and down, and after a long while he made an expression that said "I understand."

He took out a bowl and a bottle of coconut milk, "No hot ones, this is room temperature, forget about the ice jelly, but I'll still charge you ten bucks!"

Damn profiteer!

The story that the eldest brother didn't tell, the owner of the ice jelly stall who was advised to die under the tree but didn't, became a talkative sparrow, pouring coconut milk for Shen Jia while grinning and revealing secrets.

"Big brother said before that he seemed to be applying for a job as a corpse carrier. Don't mention it, 1000 during the day and 2000 at night. Anyone who comes here can say that if the corpse gets away, he can just lie down there himself."

Shen Jia hissed and nodded in agreement: "We must rush now!"

The little Tyrannosaurus turned his head and said, "No, this is not right. It seems to be a regular job. How can one just join such a unit? Why doesn't he keep this good thing for his relatives?"

"It's impossible that everyone is brave and courageous." The ice powder owner replied disdainfully, and then asked Shen Jia: "You don't say that Chunchun cheated you, do you want some small stuff?"

"Add! Add dessert."

The little Tyrannosaurus drank the soup in the bowl in one gulp and nodded seriously, "Maybe there will be some sales position or something like that."

Chinese people pay attention to the appearance of a deceased person both before and after death. The prices of urns vary. There are also memorial services, customized wreaths, the size of the rest room, etc., which also require the salesperson to negotiate with the family.

It seems that the little Tyrannosaurus, who had been tricked twice, had gained a lot of experience.

"Neither!" The ice jelly boss instantly felt superior and smiled at her proudly, "I'm a temporary worker."

Boboji's eldest brother frowned, lit a cigarette, and said in a tone that was neither too high nor too low, "What the hell, he just took advantage of me because I didn't know anything at the time. He even asked me to pay 1600 yuan for the test as a temporary worker."

Before Shen Jia could move, the little Tyrannosaurus had already run to the Bobo Chicken stall and asked, "Why is the test so expensive? Are you really going to pay for it?"

The eldest brother's face darkened, and he looked depressed and annoyed. He took a long puff of his cigarette and then said:

"He said, 'OK, I have to be over 1.65 meters tall, strong, brave, and not afraid of bad smells. I'm 1.75 meters tall, I have plenty of strength, and I'm famous for my bravery, so I meet the requirements no matter how you look at it.'"

The eldest brother exhaled a puff of smoke and continued slowly: "You bastard, you kept praising me for my strength and courage, but in the end you still asked me to pay 1,600 yuan for a psychological test."

He became more and more excited as he spoke. He stood up and slapped the welded iron frame on the stall, making a loud clacking sound. The frame was even tilted by his slapping.

As for his great strength, he had indeed proved it himself.

"He kept assuring me that with my qualifications, I would definitely get the interview, and he also said that the higher-ups were afraid that the interviewees would brag too much, and if something went wrong, they would be held responsible.

So I must have this test report, it's just a formality. With this report, I will definitely pass the interview.

I thought 1600 yuan wasn’t a lot, and I could definitely pass it according to what he said, and I could earn it back in one night shift, so I paid it.”

The eldest brother spat out the saliva and the cigarette butt in his mouth onto the ground. "After the test, they told me to go home and they would definitely call me the next day. I waited for several days but they didn't come. When I went to find them again, they made up an excuse to get rid of me and didn't even refund my test fee!"

Seeing that everyone was laughing, the eldest brother glanced at them, then stepped on the cigarette butt and spat, "What are you laughing at, you kids? You have lost tens of thousands of dollars, what can I say about my 1600 yuan?

Everyone has to eat shit in life, just swallow it without chewing it carefully. "

There is comparison in life. Even if you are deceived, you can still find a little balance from others, and they can also give you some non-indifferent care. It is really helpless and helpless.

It is precisely because of this helplessness that the instigator not only did not suffer any legal sanctions, but also made a lot of money.

This has repeatedly encouraged scammers to become more rampant.

System mania.

[Host, performance, all performance. Go ahead.]

[Fuck you. Let’s not talk about the money. Do you think I can do cleaning for a few months, or can I go out in the sun to learn surveying and mapping for a month? Or am I afraid of ghosts and dare to touch the dead body? ]

[There are many other things around here. What's wrong with you spending some money to get me some points? I've already made so much money for you. Do you still have me in your heart?]

[Don't talk nonsense, you are always in my heart. ]

[There are so many fraud cases. People are just cutting leeks, but you dig them out by the roots.]

[Are you stupid? Didn't you see that He Muzhou looked calm? Don't mention that he is a big lawyer. When I go out to have my fortune told, all the masters know that they have to charge some money to settle the cause and effect.]

【Master, you will have merits after resolving the cause and effect. Your merits are my points.】

【My merit is money. 】

The system was about to shout something when He Muzhou suddenly came over from not far away.

Shen Jia handed over the skewer bucket that he had not asked the owner of Bobo Chicken to clean.

"Where have you been? The people here are so interesting."

[System: It’s interesting, isn’t it? It’s all fun that I get in exchange for money.]

[Shut up! This place is not far from Leshan. How about I take you there and let the big Buddha stand up while I'm here? You sit down? ]

[You are so cold and indifferent! You are also an accomplice! ]

He Muzhou shook his head and didn't reach out to take it. "I'm not going anywhere, just strolling around."

Shen Jia understood, "Oh, sorry, I forgot that the young master disdains to eat this kind of thing."

He Muzhou:!!!

Look what I'm holding in my hand?

It's all just some messed up junk food you stuffed in your mouth half-eaten.

I don't have the hands to bring it over.

That is to say, even the trash can can’t withstand such a load.

"It's not that I don't want to eat, I'm not hungry."

"What a pity."

Was it because he couldn't eat anything, or was it because he just didn't get to eat so many melons?

She didn't say and he didn't ask.

The two of them didn't walk far before they saw a stall that looked out of place.

It was strange because most of the stalls here had tables. That stall was selling mangoes. The owner was a dark-skinned woman who sat cross-legged on the ground with a feed bag spread on the ground and huge green mangoes piled directly on it.

There was a basket next to it, with half of the fruits still inside unsorted.

The strangest thing was that there was a child not far away, about two or three years old, with a rope tied to his hands, directly connected to the woman.

Seeing the two approaching, the woman smiled innocently and courteously: "Would you like to buy mangoes? They are very sweet."

This kind of green mango sold at street stalls in Guangdong Province is basically sold raw and eaten directly with a mixture of sour plum powder, tangerine peel powder and chili powder.

Shen Jia looked left and right but didn't see any powder on her stall.

"Just eat it raw?"

The woman was slightly startled, her mouth still open, and she unconsciously let out an "ah". She picked up another green mango bigger than her fist and handed it to her, "Try it, it's very sweet."

Shen Jia didn't answer and shook his head gently, "Next time."

Saying that, he was about to leave.

The woman looked a little anxious. She held the mango in one hand and used the other hand to stand up by the basket. "These are grown in our own home. They are very sweet. Try some. It's free!"

Shen Jia did not push He Muzhou.

He seemed to be welded to the spot, his eyes constantly moving back and forth between the woman and the child not far away.

Shen Jia frowned impatiently, clicked his tongue, and turned his head to look back.

The footsteps also stopped for a moment.