When the liar's words come true, I win

"You're not selling this thing sincerely, are you?"

The little Tyrannosaurus actually nodded, "I spent 30,000 yuan to do cleaning for a month, earning 1,800 yuan a month, and laughing every day. I came back and spent another 3,800 yuan, and learned 88% of it.

No, I can't swallow this. I set up this stall just to let passers-by praise me for my good work, to find psychological balance. "

With such a stable mentality, at what point did he break down and start swearing?

This has nothing to do with the money that was defrauded.

It has been sublimated to the level of knowledge and thinking.

The little Tyrannosaurus was well-dressed and was selected into the group of victims of fraud, which proved that his family conditions were also good.

I don’t know if I was included in the series of insults just now.

After all, when changing your password, people will remind you not to set the same password.

She repeated the same mistake twice. Given her stupidity, I couldn't bear to watch it.

At this time, the man selling ice jelly next to him poked his head out and said, "Sister, you've been talking for so long, are you thirsty? Do you want a bowl of ice jelly?"

The little Tyrannosaurus responded crisply, "Yes! One bowl for me."

"It's good that you cut your losses in time. It's a good thing you didn't give them another 10 yuan to spend." The man scooped and spoke: "I have a friend who said he was going to look for a job a few months ago, and he was almost cheated."

As we all know, there is a friend = myself!

So the boss is making friends out of nothing?

Shen Jia raised his eyebrows, his big eyes sparkling.

Just a handful of melon seeds.

Shen Jia, who had no melon seeds, picked up the box of nail pieces with his left hand, put it down with his right hand, picked up another box, and put it down again.

Keep going, repeat.

Eyes and ears are on the ice jelly stall.

Should they change their name to: The Scammed Alliance? !

She turned around and looked for He Muzhou, wanting to call him over to listen to the gossip, but she didn't know where that guy had gone.

I had no choice but to knock on the system's head: [A Tong, come out and eat melons! ]

The young ice jelly stall owner looks very young and a bit like a loser.

After scooping out the ice jelly, he added a lot of small ingredients into it and sighed as he handed it over.

"My friend saw a company recruiting surveyors last time, with a monthly salary of more than 0 yuan and no basic skills required.

Even if it's not a regular job, who can refuse such a high salary?

Who knew that when I went to the interview, I found out that I had to pay a deposit of 20,000 before I even started working, and it was said to be a position guarantee deposit.”

The little Tyrannosaurus scanned the code and paid ten yuan, took the powdered ice, and casually asked, "What plant deposit? Are you going to water the fortune tree?"

The man glared at her and gritted his teeth, "Position! Position in the workplace, duty in the task! Position! It means that he is afraid that once your training period of 2,000 yuan with salary is over, you will run away without getting any benefits! He trained you for nothing."

"Oh~~Did you give it to me?"

"Give me a shovel!" The man just finished speaking, and as if realizing something, he immediately raised his voice, "Give me a ball! It's not me, it's my friend. I definitely won't give it to you."

He was holding a rag and wiping around the desk, as if he had nothing to do and couldn't say anything.

"Who would be willing to work for a 20,000 yuan deposit? If you don't have money, he can apply for a loan for you. Tell me, who would borrow money to work?

Damn it, do you think we don’t have anti-fraud apps installed on our phones? Also, the training period is three months, the salary is two thousand, and after the training, they said they would be assigned to work in another company. This is not a big deal.

The main thing is that even if you start working and earn 35 yuan, you still have to pay % of your monthly salary to the company that trained you in your first year, and you also have to pay yuan per month to the so-called master."

The little Tyrannosaurus slurped the ice powder and nodded, "Wow, you have some skills. What's the difference between this and screwing in a factory? The company you met might be just as shady as the one I met before!"

"Yes! The black agent who introduced you to the factory to screw screws didn't play so many tricks! At least the factory provides food and accommodation, and you don't have to stay out in the sun every day!"

As he spoke, the man threw down the rag in his hand and said dissatisfiedly: "I already told you, it's my friend, not me. Don't make the mistake."

In response to the man's insistence, the little Tyrannosaurus Rex perfunctorily said, "It doesn't matter, brother, it's the same! It's not shameful. Who doesn't encounter some social scum when they are young, and then live a smooth life until old age!"

"Do you still want to live to old age? What if you die tomorrow?"

"Then remember to choose a big tree, a cool place, the body will not stink so quickly! While you are still alive, eat a bowl of ice jelly, and then pick out some manicures for your wife!"

The ice jelly stall owner had a face full of resentment: "It's just a possibility, I didn't say I'd really die! I couldn't bear to eat even a bowl of the ice jelly I sold, and I don't have a wife. That friend doesn't have a wife either!"

The owner of the barbecue stall who was eating melons on the sidelines continued: "As the old man said, there is nothing in this world that can't be solved by a barbecue. If there is, then bring a dozen oysters!"

The owner of the barbecue stall joked, then changed the subject, "What a pity. In your situation, I'm afraid I won't be able to sell my oysters."

The owner of the ice jelly stall closed his eyes and wished he could die on the spot.

When I opened my eyes again, tears were already in my eyes.

"You two, your words are so hurtful!"

After hearing such a tragic story, they should not feel guilty, but compensate themselves by treating themselves to a free barbecue and beer, bragging a little, and blasting the dissatisfaction of the current society.

During the meal, I invited Lao Deng, who was selling pig's trotter flowers nearby, to join me and let him brag about his glorious achievements when he was young, and I took the opportunity to suck some of his soft and tasty pig's trotter flowers.

If that’s not enough, why not call the guy selling Bobo chicken nearby? Wouldn’t that be enough to make up for an even more boring and sad night in this boring life?

Instead of exposing each other's wounds as jokes and making business out of misery, let's do it here.

Good guy hurts people!

The guy selling Bobo chicken was currently selecting skewers for Shen Jia, and he didn't even bother to glance at the owner of the ice jelly stall.

Shen Jia, who was addicted to eating melons, asked the stall owner to rinse off the excess chili oil on the skewers while he was telling the boss's story.

"Brother, you must have a lot of life experience."

Listening to the chattering of the little Tyrannosaurus and the ice jelly stall owner next to him, the owner of Bobo Chicken had a look of anger on his face, and it was obvious that he had been cheated many times.

After hearing what Shen Jia said, he pursed his lips and rolled his eyes.

It's already annoying to work at a stall, and listening to the two people talking next to me, I suddenly remembered the experience of being cheated. What's more, the girl in front of me is even more troublesome.

If you can't eat spicy food, don't eat it. Make him rinse it again with water.

If such people go to eat red oil hotpot, they have to rinse it three times.

If I hadn't seen that she bought a lot and only asked me to wash one portion, I really wouldn't want to do business with her.

The tone of his reply was also very unhappy: "What the hell! If I were rich, would I still be able to set up a stall here? I have to wash the Bobo Chicken for you with clean water. What a sin!"

Shen Jia: ???

Is there anyone who can take care of it?

Setting up a stall is also a service industry. Is this really okay for you, brother?

Many years ago, King Liu made a public service advertisement: How about Gan’s service attitude today?