When the liar's words come true, I win

Stop, don't move!

Robbery!

Hand over your brain!

Today is Tuesday. Although it feels very rude to act inappropriately, it is not worth mentioning to Shen Jia who has already experienced a major social death scene.

Where is her dignity?

Sweeping the floor!

However, she was caught by her colleague while secretly reading a erotic novel. Within half an hour, the whole company knew that she was not satisfied and did not forget to read erotic novels during work hours.

The culprit is a gossipy old lady named Yang Fang who has entered menopause early and is not even 40 years old. She relies on her age and is as slippery as a loach. She is used to slacking off and telling tales.

In addition, she always talks about family matters when chatting, for fear that others don’t know that she has a husband who dies within three seconds.

This is just right. The label of being unsatisfied has firmly fallen on Shen Jia's head.

But she was poor and timid, although the timidity was a little exaggerated. But after all, she was a young girl who was forced to keep herself clean, so how could she do this?

Is there a hellish cancer growing in your mouth that keeps coming out when you open your mouth?

Or maybe she's afraid that others don't know. She can tell dirty jokes at any time, and even a bronze player can break her defense.

Besides, the articles I recommended recently are not liked by others. When did readers with discerning tastes climb from pure love warriors to the fast lane?

As a tweeting blogger, it is reasonable for you to understand the latest trends in novels and improve your tweeting skills and judgment.

No?

Although, there is indeed a little bit of interest in this.

It’s really just a little bit, no more!

She wanted to kneel down and beg them to believe her.

It was her friend who wanted to read this kind of article. A friend! Her friend wanted to read it, so she just did it for her convenience and saved her from an emergency. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone? Is it that serious?

As for that!

Is it necessary to use a loud speaker to announce it everywhere? !

Years of life experience tell us that the happiest thing in life is to turn your hobbies into work, isn’t it?

But at this time, any explanation seems to be redundant.

Yes, yes, yes! She admitted that she was a SP!

Self-affirmation is always futile.

At this time, those who were watching the show, and those who were ready to make a move also came.

Two male colleagues with greasy hair and acne-covered faces came one after the other, both indicating with ambiguous expressions that we could go out for dinner together after work.

Eat! Eat!

Why the hell don’t you eat them to death!

This appearance is beyond my expectation, and if you look closely, it seems to be trying to attack me when I am not prepared. It is really as I wish. It not only relieves my fever, but also cures my 20-year-old corns instantly.

"roll!"

I wish I could spin 360 degrees on the spot, jump three meters high, then turn 1080P and smash down hard on their heads that had forgotten to grow brains.

You also have to consider whether the dandruff and oil on your head will be transmitted to you.

She is a lonely frog, but who says that frogs can't have their own aesthetics? What kind of ugly melons and jujubes can be on her plate?

I remember the pretended seductive look they gave each other before they left.

She shivered all over.

Damn, they are so perverted. Even if they are beaten to death, they may not be accepted in the underworld.

Seeing everyone looking at him meaningfully, Shen Jia sat at his workstation with his body tense, clenching his teeth and pursing his lips.

More than a hundred different swear words kept running through her mind, but she couldn't pry open her mouth, and they were about to burst out of her head.

No no no!

Being scolded only makes these perverts more excited.

If she did it directly... She calmly opened her phone and saw the balance...

Forget it.

God is merciful and kind!

They are the ones who will go to heaven in the future, but they are the scum of society who can’t even do that after they die.

Silently switched the interface to the electronic wooden fish.

When she saw her trembling body, the fat man next to her came close to her and said in a pinched voice, "Xiao Shen, this is an office, you can't fantasize about it. Is this not okay? You look so excited, how about I introduce you to a boyfriend?"

I thought it was just a socially fatal scene, but I didn't expect that I was thrown directly into the cesspool.

For a moment, it seemed as if countless maggots were crawling on my body, and even trying to crawl into my mouth.

He really couldn't stand it anymore, so he grabbed the folder and threw it at her.

Yang Fang felt hurt, but she still didn't let him off. "What? Did I say something wrong about you? Why are you hitting me? You don't seem to be serious."

"You are not serious. You use your husband's excuse to hook up with other people. If you feel uncomfortable, use salt to kill it. If it doesn't work, you can use steel wool. If it really doesn't work, use the sole of your shoe to pat it."

Yang Fang stood up and was about to tear her apart, cursing: "You! It's obvious that you are just unsatisfied with your sexual desires, and you can't get enough of a fringe novel. It would be better for you to be a prostitute and lie down."

Just as she was thinking about how to beat this piece of fat until her quick-shooter husband couldn't recognize it, a voice interrupted the buildup of this impending conspiracy.

"Shen Jia, the boss asked you to go to the office."

The person who spoke was Yang Siying, the secretary of Old Man Li. She had a graceful little figure wrapped in a tight business outfit, and her palm-sized face was delicately made up.

Matching four-leaf clover ornaments were worn around the neck and wrists.

Even the hair smells of money.

Upon hearing this, Shen Jia was stunned for a moment, then looked at Yang Fang next to him.

The big face with spots that even foundation couldn't cover was staring at him angrily.

I really want to punch her between her chin and jaw until I can build a football field.

Shen Jia stood up, glanced at the secretary who came to deliver the message and then walked away twisting and turning in her high heels, then looked back at Yang Fang.

Yang Fang should have thanked her boss at this time, otherwise, with her mouth that couldn't speak, she really wouldn't have been able to hold back and would have picked up a utility knife and changed it to anal on the spot.

Anyway, its only use is for ventilation and spraying manure.

As Shen Jia walked towards the boss' office, he cursed angrily in his heart.

Is it great to be old?

You will still be talking nonsense when you are old.

Shen Jia had been caught in the rain before, so from now on she would tear up anyone holding an umbrella.

You have to empathize with yourself, otherwise it will be hard to justify this grievance.

Endure mammary gland hyperplasia for a while, and take a step back for ovarian cysts.

A scolding will calm the situation, while a beating will make the world vast.

Shen Jia really couldn't swallow this anger. He was almost at the boss' office when he immediately turned around and walked back to his seat.

Yang Fang's entire body was almost pressed against Liu Bei, who was working at the next workstation. She covered her mouth and leaned close to his ear, pretending to be an experienced hand and smiled ambiguously, saying, "She was trembling just now, it's nothing. You young people don't have much experience, I won't be wrong."

Liu Bei looked at Shen Jia who was rushing towards him with murderous intent and nudged Yang Fang with his elbow.

The two of them were almost sticking together, and Yang Fang was half leaning sideways, so his elbow suddenly hit an unknown object.

Liu Bei was a young man who had just joined the company. He accidentally touched this part and his face was stunned for a moment. Before he could say anything, he saw Shen Jia kicking Yang Fang's chair.

Before the two of them could separate, Yang Fang was knocked down on top of Liu Bei along with the chair, screaming.

When the other people in the office saw this scene, they were so shocked that they didn't make a sound for a long time.

There were even some curious people who kindly took out their mobile phones and started eating melons as a matter of course.

Yang Fang struggled for a long time but failed to get up from Liu Bei. Liu Bei wanted to push her away, get up first and then help pull her up.

However, I gasped a few times in the process.

It seems that neither family suffered any loss.

Even quite enjoyable.

"Shen Jia, are you sick? Why are you kicking me? Just wait, I'm going to beat you to death, you bitch!"

Yang Fang kept cursing, accompanied by sounds of "ouch" when she exerted force. Liu Bei was pressed under her, his face completely red.

Shen Jia glanced at the other colleagues who were recording the entire process with their mobile phones but did not step forward to help, and spat.

This group of plague-stricken animals are all badgers that only know how to chase melons all day long.

Social animals play memes + mouth substitutes + routine scammers + daydreaming + good luck + overnight wealth, sometimes also half a month

There is a lot of CP. For a balanced diet, please eat as much as you can!

Pure love warriors please stop. Walk a little kidney.

Not a bit more.

Kidney deficiency!

I am a SP, I admit it! But I am not old. (dog head pointing at people.jpg)

Don't bring your brain, I'm here to write things that make me happy.

You can criticize me without thinking, but don't try to criticize me with your brain.

If you criticize me, (I will die in front of you.jpg)

If you don't want to embarrass yourself, get yourself out of here.

After all, fate (crossed out) is hard to find.

The system came a little late, but actually not too late, it’s mainly because I talk too much nonsense.

If I don't say that, and you insist that I'm explaining the current situation of office workers, and you say that I'm installing surveillance cameras on you, I'm afraid of being beaten!

Although I don't cause trouble, I am also afraid of it. After all, I am a soft persimmon, stupid and cowardly.

If you pinch me, you will never be able to eat me up in your lifetime.

But I hope you will still read the first few chapters.

Don't make me kneel down and beg you.

Because - some people are reading novels, and some people are looking in the mirror.