Crazy! After the whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts, they opened their mouths close to my face

Zheng Xincheng and Wang Lang were also full.

Di Yu and Gu Luoxi couldn't muster up any energy.

"You said you two are not rabbits, but you insist on eating rabbit food..." Gu Luosheng shook his head, looking helpless.

"Who told you to take the broken salad?" Di Yu felt angry when he thought of this.

Gu Luoxi was not convinced: "Then tell me, what's in your backpack?"

Di Yu:......

"Which good person would come to a deserted island with a bunch of books?" Gu Luoxi also said sarcastically.

"Ah? Books? Are you so studious?" Gu Luosheng was very interested.

Gu Luoxi snorted: "He is not a great talent."

"Can you show us what the book is?" Gu Luosheng asked cunningly.

“This is private!”

Di Yu just finished speaking...

Zheng Xincheng opened Di Yu's schoolbag without hesitation.

"Oh my god, such an inspiring book?" Zheng Xincheng laughed.

"I'm the most awesome and the craziest in the world of immortal cultivation", "I just reborn and found out my wife is cheating on me", "I got so excited that I opened my eyes and saw the school beauty proposing to me" Zheng Xincheng read out the titles of the books aloud.

Gu Luosheng said with relish: "Oh, so it's a novel. It seems that our brother Di Yu is also a fan of novels."

"No wonder the novels he wrote are so bad. It turns out... this is the root cause." Gu Luosheng muttered softly.

"What?" Di Yu didn't hear clearly and asked subconsciously.

"It's okay, it's okay. I mean that you have a wide range of interests and will become a great person in the future, but it's best not to write novels." Gu Luosheng said with a smile.

"Why can't I write novels? I think I'm pretty awesome." Until now, Di Yu still thinks he is a very capable writer.

Gu Luosheng nodded: "Writing novels is useless and has no future. It really has no future... Several of my friends are in this industry. Guess what happened to them in the end?"

"Hmm?" Di Yu continued to listen.

"I put a bowl in front of me and wrote a few words next to it: Please be kind, I'm a novelist." After Gu Luosheng finished speaking, he laughed twice and almost cried while laughing.

Di Yu:......

"I suspect you are implying something about me." After a long time, Di Yu spoke.

"How dare I? I was talking about the novel writer, not you." Gu Luosheng blinked and spoke innocently.

Di Yu:......

I can’t explain it, so I’ll just stop talking.

"Let's keep moving forward." Gu Luosheng said.

Only by moving forward can you encounter new things.

Everyone packed up their things and continued walking.

The drone above the head also captures all-round footage, so now everyone in the live broadcast room can watch without blind spots.

The happiest thing is the audience.

If we were to move forward honestly, this variety show would not be called "A Madman and Her Mad Friends".

The director will make it happen.

Just as everyone was moving forward cautiously...

The drone's loudspeaker suddenly began to sound: There is an airdrop landing ahead, with the supplies you need, such as mineral water, etc., all available...

There is an airdrop landing ahead...

The speaker plays in an infinite loop.

Gu Luosheng: "So it's a recording. I said Director Tai was so lazy, how could he possibly... come to the scene and suffer with us?"

As soon as Gu Luosheng finished speaking, he saw everyone rushing past like the wind.

"What flew over? Was it a ghost?" Gu Luosheng looked confused.

Ye Nanchen nodded: "Maybe... everyone is going to grab water resources. Water resources are quite scarce now..."

"It's okay, don't worry, we don't lack water." Gu Luosheng was quite confident.

Ye Nanchen pursed his lips: "Just now, we have almost finished drinking."

"Didn't Aunt Wang pack a suitcase for us?" Gu Luosheng blinked and spoke innocently.

"Have you forgotten? Before we went to the deserted island... the host asked us to throw away a box. The water... was all in that box."

"Fuck, why didn't you say so earlier?" Gu Luosheng also rushed out like a gust of wind.

"Water, water, it's all mine, no one can take it away from me!"

A group of people were like crazy, robbing in the most primitive way.

"I grabbed two bottles!" Zheng Xincheng has long legs and runs fast. He proudly raised the two bottles of mineral water.

Gu Luosheng said seriously: "Are you a man?"

"Of course." Zheng Xincheng wondered, he only grabbed two bottles of water, what does this have to do with gender?

"According to statistics, girls are made of water and need several times more water than boys. That is to say, under the same thirsty conditions, girls need to drink much more water than boys. In other words, it doesn't matter if men don't drink water for three days, but girls may die of thirst."

Gu Luosheng was a quick talker and he didn't pause at all after he finished speaking.

"Also, after a girl drinks water, she will feel better. When she feels better, she won't curse. Similarly, when a girl feels better, the people around her will feel better too. So letting me drink water is equivalent to your feeling better."

"Just think about it, on this deserted island with no one around, having a good mood is such a blessing!"

Zheng Xincheng listened, feeling dizzy, "It seems to make sense."

"It's not a little bit, it's the truth. Now give me the water in your hand, and you will feel better."

Zheng Xincheng stretched out his hand and handed it over like a possessed person.

Before he handed it to Gu Luosheng, Gu Luosheng snatched it away.

"Thank you Brother Qian for bringing the water resources. I am grateful for your kindness." Gu Luosheng even bowed deeply to Zheng Xincheng.

Zheng Xincheng: ???

"Damn it, I've been fooled again!" Zheng Xincheng scratched his hair in anger.

Turning around, he quickly joined the battle to grab water.

But who knows…

The airdrop only lasts for one minute.

Each person only had one bottle of water, and the rest were taken away.

Only Gu Luosheng was holding four bottles in his arms, and Ye Nanchen had two bottles of water in his hands.

"Thank you Director Tai for the long-distance message. I wish you a girlfriend every year, a cuckold every year, and a child every year, and none of them will have your last name." Gu Luosheng shouted towards the deserted island.

Taita: ???

No wonder her right eyelid had been twitching just now, it turned out that there was a vicious curse waiting for her.

"Hey? Why are you all looking at me?" After Gu Luosheng came back to her senses, she saw that everyone was looking at her, and she became even more curious.

Zheng Xincheng wanted to cry: "Gu Luosheng! This is a blatant lie!"

Gu Luosheng looked innocent: "The anchor lady tricked you into investing several million, but you didn't say it was cheating. I asked you for two bottles of water, and I was trying to reason with you to get them. How can you say it was cheating?"

"Truth." Ye Nanchen also echoed.

"With your IQ, Shengsheng is too lazy to lie to you." Ye Nanchen added slowly.

Zheng Xincheng: "Am I that stupid?"

"Let me put it this way. The reason you're here now is entirely because... you have a lot of money and you're stupid."

Ye Nanchen spoke very honestly.