Crazy! After the whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts, they opened their mouths close to my face
Chapter 363 Those Years, Weird Reasons for Breaking Up
"The first time we broke up was because... I am type B blood, she is also type B blood, and I am worried that the child we give birth to will be type 2B." Zheng Xincheng said seriously...
Gu Luosheng raised his head and looked at the other person with a confused expression.
"Are you sure... this isn't a joke? How old were you then?"
Zheng Xincheng thought about it carefully, then said, "At that time... I was in the sixth grade."
Gu Luosheng almost spit out a mouthful of water, "What? When did you say?"
"I was in grade six. I was bored, so I just played..."
Gu Luosheng gave Zheng Xincheng a thumbs up, "It's you, it has to be you, it has to be you."
"Go on..." Gu Luosheng handed five melon seeds to Zheng Xincheng as a reward for him.
Zheng Xincheng recalled carefully, "The second one was quite outrageous. When we went to KTV to sing, she said that I sang so beautifully... She was worried that I was unfaithful..."
"She's right to worry. It's not that you're fickle. You already have a community in your heart. We're all just staying here temporarily." Gu Luosheng commented cheerfully.
Now it seems that Brother Qian really has a future. His love history can fill a book.
continue!
Gu Luosheng threw another piece of bread to him.
Anyway...what was thrown away were the things she didn't like to eat.
"The third one..." Zheng Xincheng was silent.
There is a big melon!
Gu Luosheng's interest was instantly piqued.
Ye Nanchen considerately handed over a cup of milk tea.
Gu Luoxi beside her was almost crying...
That is noble milk tea!
You know, they can't even afford a glass of water now...
"I was really attracted to her, but she said she wanted to take the college entrance exam that year, and I had to go abroad. She said she didn't like foreign relationships, so she had to break up with me. I ran to their school and said I could take the college entrance exam with her, but I accidentally saw her hanging out with someone outside the school. That's when I realized that it wasn't because of the college entrance exam, it was because I had been cheated on a long time ago, fuck!"
Whenever he thought of this incident, Zheng Xincheng still felt angry.
Gu Luosheng thoughtfully handed over a bottle of wine and said, "Calm down, it's all in the past. Don't worry, this kind of thing will happen again in the future..."
Zheng Xincheng: ...
It’s nice to be comforted, but I won’t do that next time.
"I've always thought that you were the only young master who would abandon others. I didn't expect that despite your youth and recklessness, you still have so many unknown secrets." Gu Luosheng sighed. On the surface, he felt sorry for him, but in fact, he was giving him a thumbs up in his heart.
Those exes are so awesome!
——This issue is about Brother Qian’s dark history!
——Only my sister Sheng can dig it out!
——Sister Sheng is really awesome, hahaha, Brother Qian said everything.
——2B made me laugh to death, hahahaha…
——You two who are eating grass nearby, are you okay?
——I really like this gossip show.
"Hey? Sister Sheng, didn't you give me any food just now?" Zheng Xincheng was still very sober...
Not seeing any food being handed over, Zheng Xincheng hurriedly asked cautiously.
Gu Luosheng nodded, "I made you drink a sip of wine just now, that's enough."
Zheng Xincheng: ...
And the food he had just brought over... had already been eaten up by Wang Lang.
Zheng Xincheng:?
"No, man, is it delicious!"
Wang Lang chuckled, "I'm hungry, anything will taste good to me, thank you!"
"Have you ever considered my feelings?" Zheng Xincheng was almost angry to death.
He was clearly producing output in the front, but... Wang Lang was enjoying it in the back?
Absolutely... Absolutely...
Wang Lang also noticed something was wrong...
Quickly smooth it over, "Just tell me a few more."
Zheng Xincheng: ????
The last time I was so speechless was last time.
"It's okay. I still have plenty of food here. Keep talking. Keep talking."
Gu Luosheng became addicted to listening to it.
Zheng Xincheng pursed his lips.
He now has to continue sacrificing himself for a few pounds of food.
"The fourth one is... he's too clingy and wants to be with me all the time."
Gu Luosheng was puzzled, "Isn't that good? That shows that I care about you!"
Zheng Xincheng smiled wryly, "She follows me even when I go to the bathroom. She must be afraid that I'm dating another girl in the bathroom!"
"Hahahahahahaha... I'm dying of laughter. To be honest, this reason is quite reliable. It's because you have the physique of a scumbag, so it's not impossible for you to have such concerns." Gu Luosheng was overjoyed.
Ye Nanchen listened...
It can also be regarded as a witness to species diversity.
I've never heard so many weird reasons before.
"After three months, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said she was dead. Then I went abroad for two years. When I came back, she was already married." Zheng Xincheng spread his hands, looking indifferent.
But Gu Luosheng felt that... maybe every breakup was a kind of hurt.
He just looks calm on the surface.
"The next time was..." Zheng Xincheng curled his lips, feeling a little embarrassed to speak.
But, Gu Luosheng wants to listen!
Just put a piece of cake in front of Zheng Xincheng, a real food temptation!
Zheng Xincheng sorted out his language.
"I went to the hospital for hemorrhoids, and the doctor said... there's a chance it will come back. My partner couldn't stand it, so he broke up with me."
Gu Luosheng:???
Outrageous, indeed a bit outrageous...
Gu Luosheng sighed and patted the other person's shoulder.
"Brother Qian, I'm sorry, don't take it to heart... everything will be fine in the future!"
Zheng Xincheng looked at the cake and asked, "Does this thing belong to me now?"
Gu Luosheng:......
She was worried about affecting Zheng Xincheng's mood.
Who knew that Zheng Xincheng only had eyes for the small cake.
"Yours, yours, take it!"
Zheng Xincheng was happy.
——After listening to Brother Qian’s dark history today, I suddenly felt that... he is just a normal person.
——Brother Qian, don’t cry!
——No, a group of people in the comment section...what are you doing? Brother Qian may be pitiful, but he has money. What do you have?
——Is today's list of weird breakups? I have the right to say this! My boyfriend broke up with me because I'm a woman.
——My girlfriend said that we broke up because we have different ID cards.
——He said my clothes were ugly and it was embarrassing to go out with him.
——He said he doesn’t like my current makeup.
——None of you are as outrageous as me! I am in Class 1 and he is in Class 2, and they say we are in a long-distance relationship!
After hearing Zheng Xincheng’s bizarre reason, people in the comment section went crazy and started sharing it.
And... everyone is speaking very seriously.
It resonated immediately.
In the first half, Gu Luosheng listened to the gossip about Zheng Xincheng, and in the second half... he ate the gossip in the comment section directly.
That's called comfort.
I didn’t expect there were so many weird reasons for people to break up.
Love to watch, like to watch.
Share gossip with everyone.
Zheng Xincheng was eating a small cake nearby.
I never thought this thing was delicious before.
Now I feel... it’s fucking awesome.
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