Zhu Chao accompanied me to watch short videos

Three Kingdoms.

Seeing the donkey riding far away in the sky, Zhang Fei could no longer sit still.

Is it true? A donkey runs faster than a horse?

If he could ride a high-quality donkey, wouldn't he be invincible?

He had always envied his second brother's Red Hare, but he had been searching for a long time but couldn't find a BMW that could match that Red Hare.

Now it seems that there is no need to be so strict in restricting species. If you don’t have a BMW, a donkey will do.

When Zhang Fei thought of himself riding his precious donkey into the enemy camp and killing indiscriminately, he couldn't help but grin.

When Liu Bei saw Zhang Fei's dull eyes, trance, and grinning, he knew what he was thinking.

However, he did not attack Zhang Fei this time, because he didn't know whether Zhang Fei had any extraordinary talent in riding a donkey.

In the past, if someone had told him that a donkey cart could outrun a warhorse, he would have definitely gone up and slapped him in the face. But after watching the video, he understood that common sense doesn't apply to a gifted monster.

……

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin looked at the sky with his mouth wide open.

"When I was watching the video of the history of the past five thousand years, later generations mentioned that Zhao Guangyi should be my driver. I was dismissive of him. He was not worthy of being my driver."

"But now it seems that I am not worthy of it. The donkey cart ran 140 kilometers overnight. It's faster than my Qingzhui." Li Shimin was so surprised that he cursed.

The members of the Tang Dynasty group were also very surprised.

"Your Majesty, why don't we form a donkey caravan or a donkey cavalry guard?" Yuchi Jingde suggested.

"Sigh~"

Li Shimin was really tempted by this proposal.

But he imagined the scene in his mind: on the battlefield, his heroic Tang men were not riding tall horses, but short donkeys with flapping ears and baring big buck teeth.

"Um……"

Li Shimin shook his head, quickly dispelling the "beautiful" picture in his mind, and then refused: "Forget it, not everyone has Zhao Guangyi's talent, and he is not called the God of Cars for nothing."

……

Song.

Zhao Guangyi crawled to Zhao Kuangyin's feet with a pale face, crying and wailing with snot and tears.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Please forgive me. I have absolutely no intention of harming you. It was another Zhao Guangyi who harmed you. Although I am guilty, my crime does not warrant death."

"Besides, the title of God of Carts is not all negative, right? Does anyone else have the ability to escape from pursuit and travel hundreds of miles in one night by relying on a donkey cart? Future generations gave this title to me out of admiration."

In order to survive, Zhao Guangyi had no respect at all and insisted on making the title of the God of Driving appear positive.

Zhao Kuangyin leaned back in the dragon throne and looked at Zhao Guangyi as if he were a clown.

"Well, you'd better save some dignity for yourself, third brother." Zhao Kuangyin said with a sigh.

"Since you think it's positive, that's fine. I'll keep my word and not kill you."

"Come here, take the King of Jin to the death row. No one is allowed to meet him without my order!"

Zhao Kuangyin kicked Zhao Guangyi far away and said in a cold tone.

He had never intended to kill Zhao Guangyi, otherwise he would not have made this bet with him. However, he could escape the death penalty but could not escape the punishment of living.

Zhao Guangyi will never see the light of day again in this life.

"Brother, I was wrong, brother. I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me..."

Looking at Zhao Guangyi being dragged away like a dead dog, Zhao Kuangyin felt a little bit reluctant, but more of it was resentment.

He said, how could his descendants be so cowardly? It turned out that they were not his offspring at all, but descendants of Zhao Guangyi.

The car god of Gaoliang River?

Haha, it just sounds nice, he is actually a deserter. If his ancestors were like this, wouldn't his descendants follow suit?

……

The marquee continues to play.

【Fifth place: Ming Dynasty clay pot chicken Zhu Gaoxu. 】

[Zhu Gaoxu was the second son of Emperor Zhu Di of the Ming Dynasty. He was born with supernatural powers, skilled in archery and horse riding, and had outstanding military talent. He could be called a little Xiang Yu.]

During the Ming Dynasty, when Zhu Di saw this, he immediately had a bad feeling and quickly ordered someone to bring Zhu Gaoxu out of the pigsty.

[In 1398 AD, Zhu Yuanzhang passed away and Emperor Jianwen succeeded to the throne and began to prepare to reduce the power of the feudal lords. ]

[In 1399, Prince of Yan Zhu Di led an army to quell the rebellion. Zhu Gaoxu followed the army and fought bravely. ]

[In 1400 AD, Zhu Gaoxu participated in the Battle of Baigou River, led his army to charge, and killed the opposing general. Later, Zhu Di was defeated in Dongchang. Zhu Gaoxu led his army to arrive in time to defeat the enemy and successfully rescued Zhu Di. ]

[In 1402, Zhu Di was defeated by the Southern Army again at Puzikou. It was Zhu Gaoxu who led his army to rescue Zhu Di in time. Therefore, Zhu Di was very happy to say to him the famous sentence "The prince is ill, you should encourage him." ]

——"To be honest, Zhu Di didn't think he could win, so he drew a super big pie. Unexpectedly, he actually won in the end, but the pie couldn't be fulfilled at all."

——"What Zhu Di did was too unkind. If I were a golden bean, I would also rebel."

[It was this sentence that laid the groundwork for Zhu Gaoxu's death. ]

[In 1402, Zhu Di conquered Nanjing and ascended the throne. Two years later, he named Zhu Gaochi the crown prince and Zhu Gaoxu the King of Han, with their fiefdoms in Yunnan.]

[However, Zhu Gaoxu refused to go to the vassal state on the grounds that the journey was too long. Zhu Di, out of doting on the prince and wanting to check and balance him, kept him in the capital.]

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin took a breath of cold air.

Zhu Di's experience is so similar to mine. They both started out as rebels and they both had children who were a cause for concern.

I don't know what he chose in the end, the eldest or the second?

Or like him, choose someone else?

【Zhu Gaoxu became even more arrogant and started to commit various suicidal acts in the capital, such as framing the crown prince, plotting a rebellion, and violating etiquette.】

[Finally, Zhu Di could no longer bear it and drove Zhu Gaoxu back to his fiefdom, but this did not extinguish Zhu Gaoxu's determination to rebel.]

[In 1424, Zhu Di died of illness in Yumuchuan, and the crown prince Zhu Gaochi succeeded to the throne in Beiping. Ten months later, he died and was succeeded by the crown prince Zhu Zhanji.]

After Zhu Zhanji succeeded to the throne, he adopted a conciliatory policy towards Zhu Gaoxu and lavishly rewarded him, but Zhu Gaoxu thought this was a sign of Zhu's cowardice.

[So in 1426 AD, Zhu Gaoxu started a rebellion, but it was quickly suppressed. ]

[Xiao Zhu was a very kind person. Even though Zhu Gaoxu had done so much trouble, he did not intend to kill him. He just demoted him to a commoner and imprisoned him.]

tomorrow.

Zhu Di looked at Zhu Zhanji with appreciation.

He was not at all surprised that Zhu Gaoxu rebelled in the original time and space. This bastard dared to rebel when he was still alive, let alone now that he was dead and no one could suppress him, he would definitely rebel.

But this kid Zhu Zhanji did a good job. If he were in his shoes, he would definitely not have kept Zhu Gaoxu.

"Boy, you did a good job. You didn't go against our oath as grandfather and grandson." Zhu Di praised with great satisfaction.

"Hehe." Zhu Zhanji touched the back of his head and smiled shyly.

He felt that this matter seemed not that simple, otherwise the term "clay pot chicken" could not be explained. It was not possible for him to buy clay pot chicken for his second uncle every day, so this name was left behind.

……

[Originally, Zhu Gaoxu could have lived the rest of his life without worries about food and clothing. As long as he behaved himself, he would have basically had a good ending.]

——"That's impossible. On the day Xiao Zhu dies, he will definitely not be left alive."

——"If he didn't make trouble, he wouldn't be called Zhu Gaoxu. Can you imagine a figure like Xiang Yu being kept in a pen and treated like a waste?"

[However, no one knew what he was thinking. One day when Zhu Zhanji came to visit him, he took advantage of Zhu Zhanji's inattention and kicked him down with a sweeping kick.]

[Then he did not take the next step, but looked at Zhu Zhanji with a smug look and provocative eyes.]

[This made Zhu Zhanji very angry, so he ordered his men to bring a 300-jin vat to cover Zhu Gaoxu. However, as mentioned earlier, Zhu Gaoxu was born with supernatural powers, so he just wanted to lift the vat.]

[Zhu Zhanji was afraid that Zhu Gaoxu would throw the jar at him after escaping, so he quickly ordered people to hold down the copper jar, and then lit charcoal outside the copper jar. In the end, Zhu Gaoxu was roasted to death and became the famous clay pot chicken.]

——"The Ming Dynasty's best sweeping kick is well-deserved of its reputation."

——"It's outrageous. I don't know what he was thinking. Why did he do such a sweeping kick?"

——"Seeking death, just wanting Zhu Zhanji to have the blood of the Zhu family stained on his hands."

——"I don't think he has that many thoughts. He just wants to embarrass Zhu Zhanji. I think he is capable of doing such a thing given his personality."

——"Second uncle's head is rolling all over the floor, isn't it time for everyone to feel at ease? (dog head)"

——"Zhu Zhanji: The No. 1 Barbecue King of the Ming Dynasty."

——"Zhu Gaoxu: The history books are as vast as the sea of ​​smoke, but only four words are written: compete to be the emperor!"

Ming Dynasty, Yongle period.

Zhu Zhanji and Zhu Gaochi both knelt on the ground with their heads bowed, not daring to breathe.

Zhu Di, who had just been praising Zhu Zhanji, now had a gloomy expression. He looked at the sky without saying a word.

"Dad, this, this kid Zhanji is..." Zhu Gaochi wanted to explain for his son, but he really didn't know how to continue, and finally glared at Zhu Zhanji fiercely.

If he was going to be killed, he would be killed. Beheading, poisoning, white silk, even slow slicing, the old man probably wouldn't be able to say anything.

But he had to die in such a way, and let later generations crow for hundreds of years, and compiled it into "Clay Pot Chicken". Don't you think this is just asking for trouble?

At this time, there were sounds of heavy footsteps outside the hall, and from the "dong dong" sound, one could tell that the person who came had a lot of resentment.

Zhu Di, who had a gloomy face just now, stood up instantly and started to beat Zhu Zhanji with a rattan stick.

When Zhu Zhanji saw the cane coming at him, he subconsciously closed his eyes, clenched his fists, and waited for the pain to come.

However, although the cane made a sharp sound of breaking through the air, it did not cause much pain when it hit him.

Zhu Zhanji looked at Zhu Di in surprise. Seeing Zhu Di constantly winking at him, he instantly understood what was going on and immediately let out a "painful" howl.

"Ah, ah ah! Grandpa, I was wrong! I shouldn't have treated my second uncle like that! Ah ah ah! Grandpa, I really know I was wrong!"

Zhu Zhanji was beaten to death on the ground.

Zhu Gaochi also instantly understood what the father and son were doing. He immediately moved his huge body, hugged Zhu Di's thigh and begged: "Dad, Dad, please spare Zhanji. He is still young. If you want to hit someone, hit me!"

"Dad! Dad! You can't be so cruel!"

At this time, the footsteps finally stopped.

"You bastard, how dare you... ugh!"

Zhu Gaoxu rushed into the hall angrily and saw this "tragic" scene as soon as he entered.

"This... um, this." Zhu Gaoxu looked at Zhu Zhanji rolling on the ground, and hummed and ahed for a long time, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Come here, second brother, you've come at the right time. I'm teaching this brat a lesson. He actually dared to be so rebellious. Beat him hard!" Zhu Di handed the rattan in his hand to Zhu Gaoxu.