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Chapter 98 The Ridiculous Nicknames of the Ancients
reality.
Luo Li memorized the title of the drama "Youngsters of the Song Dynasty" and planned to watch it if she had time. She was quite interested in historical film and television dramas.
Then he swiped his hand and started watching the next video.
[A comprehensive review of the nicknames of historical figures. How many do you know? Interesting historical emperors, ancient celebrities]
[First place: Liu Qi, the chess master of the Han Dynasty.]
During the Han Dynasty, Emperor Jing of Han, Liu Qi, looked gloomy.
He felt bad when he first saw the title, but he didn't expect that the sky curtain would be so considerate of him and he would be the first to appear.
If you ask him, later generations are really idle. Instead of taking stock of his many achievements, they have to bring up his embarrassing moments. Isn’t that annoying!
At this time, the video starts playing.
【In the 5,000 years of Chinese history, countless outstanding figures have appeared in various fields. For example, the Saint of Calligraphy, the Saint of Painting, the Saint of Tea, the Saint of Swords, etc.】
[However, although they are crowned with the word "saint", other outstanding people in the same field may not necessarily be convinced. Only the Han chess saint, even if all the national players from ancient times to the present are added together, will be defeated in front of him. ]
【Let’s take a look at how Liu Qi became a “saint.”】
【Liu Qi loved playing chess since he was young. Once, Liu Xian, the son of King Wu Liu Bi, came to Beijing. Since they were of similar age, their parents arranged for them to play together.】
[Since there was really nothing fun to do in the palace, Liu Qi suggested playing chess, just in time to show off his "superb" chess skills to his friends. Liu Xian also played chess at home, and wanted to show off in the palace, so the two sides hit it off. ]
[At the beginning, it was naturally a happy time, and both sides would burst into laughter from time to time. ]
[But Liu Qi soon began to sweat. He had never expected that he, a young chess master from Chang'an, would be defeated by his "poor relative" from the mountain valley in the game of chess.]
[So he was in a very bad mood. In addition, Liu Xian was also young and hot-tempered. When he saw that he had suppressed Liu Qi on the chessboard, he immediately mocked him.]
[As for what he said, there is no record in the history books, but we all play games frequently, and even if we haven’t mocked others, we must have been mocked by others, so we should be able to understand Liu Qi’s feelings to some extent. ]
[Liu Qi thought to himself: "Damn, you dare to mock me when you come to visit me", and he was immediately furious. He picked up the chessboard and slammed it on Liu Xian's head, eventually beating Liu Xian to death.]
At this time, a clip started playing on the sky screen.
Two young boys were sitting at opposite ends of the chessboard, playing chess.
The atmosphere was harmonious at the beginning, but as time went on, the atmosphere between the two became more and more tense.
Liu Xian: "That's it? That's it?"
"No, no, that's not enough?"
"Please rain faster, the flowers I'm waiting for are about to wither."
"Are you a GG or a MM?"
"If you are not good at it, practice more. If you can't afford it, don't play it."
As Liu Xian spoke more and more outrageously, Liu Qi's expression became more and more gloomy.
Finally, he could no longer bear it, picked up the heavy chessboard, and hit Liu Xian's head with "Duang, Duang, Duang".
Liu Xian was beaten so hard that blood splattered everywhere and he fell to the ground.
"It seems that this prince has won." After saying this, Liu Qi left in a leisurely manner.
——"Liu Qi: Don't confront me head-on. I will be injured and you will lose your life."
——"I went to the tomb of Emperor Jing of Han and saw a chessboard. It was made of pure stone and probably weighed more than ten pounds. No wonder it could kill people. (Covering face)"
——"Liu Qi: I just made a slight move, and it has already reached the limit of chess."
——"Liu Xian obviously doesn't understand that the real victory or defeat is often outside the chessboard."
——"It is well known that the heavier the chessboard, the stronger the chess skills."
——"If you can't solve a problem on a chessboard, solve it with a chessboard."
——"If he has the ability, let him play a game of Cloud Top or Shovel with me. I don't believe that he can beat me without a chessboard? (Dog Head)"
——"He might hit you to death with his phone or tablet. (covering his face)"
Han Dynasty.
Liu Che was really feeling uncomfortable trying to hold back his laughter, even though Tianmu was choreographing his father.
But this is really funny, especially the comments from later generations, each of them is so talented.
It's just a bit difficult for his father. Being publicly executed by Tianmu, he probably must not be in a very good mood.
"Wei Qing, you're right. Ever since I was old enough to understand, I've seen my father play chess with others and he's never lost. No matter if the opponent is a national player or a great scholar, he'll basically lose after a short while."
"In a sense, my father is really the number one chess player in our Han Dynasty. No, he is the number one chess player in China. He has a 100% winning rate. No one in later generations should be able to surpass him." Liu Che couldn't help but tease.
"Your Majesty, I think we should not talk about the winning rate, but the mortality rate." Wei Qing said respectfully but not very respectfully.
"Hahahaha, you...you, you have also become bad." Hearing this, Liu Che pointed at Wei Qing and laughed, trembling.
……
Tang Dynasty.
Yuchi Jingde looked at the sky with a look of shock: "This... Can this be considered a chess master? This technique is too crude."
Chang Sun Wuji at the side said with a smile: "Why not? Think about it, someone who kills people with a sword can be called a sword saint, and someone who kills people with a knife can be called a knife saint."
"That guy killed someone with a chessboard, so it's reasonable for him to be called the chess master."
"???"
Everyone present was stunned when they heard this explanation.
No buddy, can this be washed?
"Well, if I poke someone to death with a brush, wouldn't I become the Sage of Calligraphy?" Yuchi Jingde's eyes lit up and he looked at everyone expectantly.
The Saint of Calligraphy, this is the title of the Saint of Calligraphy. If he has this title, who would dare to call him a vulgar warrior in the future!
"The brush you are talking about is not the red tassel spear, right?" Wei Zheng asked tentatively.
"How could that be..."
After hearing this, everyone present put their hearts back in their stomachs, but before they could catch their breath, they heard Yuchi Jingde continue speaking.
"The red tasseled spear is not like a brush, but the white tasseled spear is almost the same. Don't worry, I can kill people without using the spear tip. When the time comes, I will..."
"No!" Li Shimin quickly spoke up and interrupted Yuchi Jingde's fantasy.
He said earnestly: "Jingde, this 'Han Chess Saint' sounds impressive, but it is actually not a good term. It is a name used by later generations to mock you. You must never learn it."
"Can't I learn it?" Yuchi Jingde asked unwillingly.
Li Shimin nodded solemnly.
"Is it really impossible to learn?" Yuchi Jingde still didn't give up.
This time everyone nodded.
"Tsk tsk, okay." Yuchi Jingde said regretfully.
……
【Second and third place: Sun Shiwan and Zhang Babai. 】
When seeing this title, the ancients who were knowledgeable about the subject would have already laughed out of respect.
I don’t know what kind of expression Sun Zhongmou would have when he knew about his “glorious” record.
[Because these two people gained fame in the same battle, they are introduced together. ]
[Sun Shiwan is Sun Quan, who was known as "If I had a son, I would want him to be like Sun Zhongmou", and Zhang Babai is Zhang Liao, one of Cao Cao's five best generals. The details of the incident are as follows.]
"Me? Sun Shiwan?" Sun Quan muttered happily.
"This title sounds very impressive. It seems that I must have achieved brilliant results to be given such a cool title!" Sun Quan said with confidence.
On the other hand, Zhou Yu, who was standing aside, frowned.
It is not difficult to tell from the first nickname of Liu Qi that this video is mostly a joke, so the name of Sun Shiwan is probably not a good reputation.
[In 200 AD, Sun Quan took over the Dongwu regime. Under the advice of Zhou Yu and others, the Dongwu regime became more and more powerful. However, due to the terrain, if Sun Quan wanted to compete with Cao Cao for the world, he had to take the key city of Hefei.]
[In 215 AD, Sun Quan led an army of to attack Hefei. At that time, the defenders of Hefei were Zhang Liao, Li Dian, and Le Jin, with a total of troops.]
[From the perspective of military strength, the gap between the two sides is not small. Under normal circumstances, at this time, they would either surrender or abandon the city and run away.]
——"Sun Quan: One hundred thousand versus seven thousand, the advantage is mine!"
[But there was one tough guy who wasn't panicking at all, and that guy was Zhang Liao. ]
[When everyone was dejected, Zhang Mengnan spoke up. His basic meaning was that the enemy troops from Eastern Wu had just arrived and were tired. Their formation was not stable yet. Let's go and beat them up. Don't be afraid.]
[At that time, Li Dian, Le Jin and others did not take this proposal seriously. There were 100,000 people, and a single spit from them would kill them, so they ignored Zhang Liao.]
【Then Zhang Liao angrily scolded him, basically saying that he was not a man at all because of his hesitation. If you don’t dare to go, I will go alone.】
[After being provoked by Zhang Liao, the two men were also unhappy. Who are they looking down on? It's just to fuck him, so count me in. ]
[So, that night, Zhang Liao and his two companions selected 800 strong men and formed a death squad. They first held a pre-war meeting to strengthen their spirits. Then they gave them wine and meat and applied physical buffs.]
[Then he opened the city gates, and took advantage of the dark night and strong wind to lead these eight hundred young men straight to Sun Quan's base camp.]
[According to the Records of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Liao led the charge and killed dozens of people in succession, including two generals of the Wu army.]
——"It's so funny. When Guan Yu beheaded Yan Liang, Zhang Liao was watching from behind. It can be said that he learned the beheading method very well."
——"Even Master Guan could not have imagined that the last dance he performed with Boss Cao before leaving the company would turn him into a disciple."
【Seeing their leader so fierce, the Wei army was like chicken blood, hacking at everyone they saw, their swords were almost bent, and they rushed straight to the central army camp.】
【Seeing Zhang Liao getting closer and closer, Sun Quan was frightened and immediately ran away, ran to a small hillside, and then asked his personal guards to protect him in the middle. 】
【Zhang Liao didn't give him any leniency, and rushed directly to the bottom of the hill, yelling, "Sun Quan, you little brat, get down here and fight to the death."】
——"Liao shouted at Quan to fight, but Quan dared not move."
[Sun Quan was very smart and pretended to be deaf and didn't hear anything. But he was not blind. After he calmed down, he found that Zhang Liao only had such a small number of people, so he immediately ordered them to be surrounded.]
[Then he was killed by Zhang Liao again, and finally, seeing that the strategic significance had been basically achieved, Zhang Liao returned to the city. ]
【After this battle, Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan became famous all over the world! 】
——"Eight hundred brave warriors marched across the river, and a hundred thousand Wu soldiers returned in fear!"
——"Even if the enemy's army is a hundred times larger than ours, it is easy to defeat them!"
[This is not over yet. Boss Sun must be very embarrassed to be pinned to the ground like this, so he wants to take Hefei and find a place to fight.]
[As a result, due to low morale, there was no significant result after fighting for more than ten days. The soldiers were all timid, fearing that the tough guy would come out to gain experience again.]
【Sun Quan saw this and realized that it would be meaningless to continue the stalemate, so he decided to lead his army back home.】
[When the army retreated to Xiaoyaojin, Sun Quan thought that he had been too embarrassed in the past few days, and he had to save face and let the soldiers know that I, Sun Quan, am not a pushover! ]
[So he let the main force cross the river first, and he stayed behind to cover the rear.]
[Zhang Liao on the city wall saw this scene clearly.]
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