Zhu Chao accompanied me to watch short videos

Ancient.

All the ancient people couldn't help but burst into laughter when they saw Master Cao's expression.

Even Gao Huan, who was so angry that he almost had a heart attack, couldn't help but smile.

Gao Cheng and Gao Yang were in a more miserable situation, because they were beaten so badly that there was not a single healthy spot on their bodies. So when they smiled, they suddenly felt pain all over their bodies. But when they saw their expressions, they couldn't help but laugh.

In this way, they truly understood what it meant to be "painful and happy".

In the sky.

The last judge, Liu Yifan, strode onto the stage.

I don’t know what he was thinking, he just cut a huge piece of large intestine and put it in his mouth, then imitated Steve Jobs’ classic action, chewing with an expressionless face.

What's outrageous is that he not only chewed it, but even swallowed it directly.

——"Oh my god, this is really a wolf's destruction!"

——“This is called professionalism!”

——"Liu Yifan: Do you think I want to swallow it? It's because I'm out of paper! Damn it!"

——"Hahaha, the two guys in front of us just used up all the paper."

——"It looks like an open conspiracy, but in fact it is a conspiracy within a conspiracy. Li Zongsheng used two pieces of paper just to trick the two people behind him (dog heads)."

——"In ancient times, one cannon killed three wise men. Now, there is a plan to eliminate three evils. It's really amazing!"

"Fuck! This guy is really ruthless!"

When the ancient people saw that Liu Yifan remained calm, they couldn't help but feel admiration in their hearts.

This is something that ordinary people cannot endure. It is even more amazing than the humiliation that Han Xin suffered under the crotch.

If you asked Han Xin to crawl through his pants and look at the chandelier, he might have endured it. But if you asked him to eat X, he would definitely take out his big sword and chop you down without saying a word.

Just when the ancient people could no longer suppress their admiration, Liu Yifan in the video finally failed to completely suppress the murderous intent in his heart.

Looking at Xiaopang, he said with a serious face, "Xiaopang, if you want to become a professional chef, for your parents, tell me, you neglected to remove the fishy smell today, right?"

When Xiaopang heard that the issue had risen to the level of his parents, he could only nod helplessly.

Liu Yifan lectured him a few more times and finally returned to his previous position in anger.

[At this point, the three judges had all "tasted" Xiaopang's Nine-Turn Large Intestine, and as expected, Xiaopang was eliminated.]

[However, Xiaopang did not look sad. The smile he could not suppress made people feel that he was the real winner.]

At the end of the video, Xiaopang shook hands with the three judges, took off his apron, strode to the center of the stage, waved excitedly at the camera, and shouted, "I think it's worth coming here this time!"

——"Hahaha, this sentence 'worth it' is full of bragging."

——"Now when I see Cao's expression, I still want to laugh. This line 'Did you do it accidentally or on purpose' should be a classic that will be passed down forever."

——"Judging from the fact that the sauce is thickening over a high fire, Xiaopang is really annoyed by these people. He is really worried that they won't be able to eat it."

——"Hahaha, I remember that in a later variety show, Xiaopang personally admitted that he had never tasted the large intestine that year, and he even simply cleaned it."

——"The funniest thing is host Cao. He seemed to have written a long paragraph on Weibo. The basic meaning was that since this incident, he has not eaten large intestines for several years. He has a trauma in his heart."

tomorrow.

Zhu Zhanji was infected by Xiaopang's passionate roar, and couldn't help but punch and shout.

After shouting, he realized something was wrong. He was in the palace, not the prince's mansion.

Zhu Zhanji smiled awkwardly, then regained his composure and asked Zhu Di: "Grandpa, is this conspiracy really unsolvable?"

Zhu Di hesitated for a moment and shook his head: "There is no solution to this conspiracy."

"Open conspiracy means that the person who plots it takes advantage of the rules or the inequality of power between the two parties to force the other party to act according to the rules and scripts set by himself."

"Because of the disparity in strength or the discovery of weaknesses, participants will suffer losses no matter what choice they make. This is exactly why open conspiracy is unsolvable."

Zhu Zhanji thought for a moment and then retorted: "If the strength and weakness are reversed, with the host weak and the guest strong, then wouldn't the conspiracy be defeated without attacking?"

Zhu Gaochi, who was standing by, couldn't stand it anymore and reminded them: "Since the host is weak and the guest is strong, is it still called an open conspiracy? That's called being a fool who puts everything out in the open."

"For example, if the rules were changed so that the judges could make their evaluations without having to taste the food, would he still be able to do all this openly?"

"Obviously not! If he still wants these judges to eat, he must cover it up secretly, and then the scheme will go from being open to being secret."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Zhanji was about to continue asking questions when he saw the screen change and a new video started playing.

[How did humans come into being? Take a look at the evolution of our ancestors and learn more about the history of ancient human evolution]

"I know this. Human beings were naturally created by the goddess Nuwa. Pangu created the world, and Nuwa created humans." Zhu Zhanji shouted loudly.

"I'm afraid it's not that simple. Since you think it was Nuwa who created humans, then I ask you, how did Nuwa come about?" Zhu Di asked indifferently.

"That's naturally Nuwa's mother...eh?"

"Nuwa is a deity, so she was naturally created by heaven and earth." After Zhu Zhanji discovered something was wrong, he found a new excuse.

"You'll know if you keep watching." Zhu Di pointed at the sky and smiled without commenting.

……

[About 46 billion years ago in the Milky Way, a large molecular cloud region was gravitationally collapsed by the shock wave of a supernova explosion.]

[This collapse created a rotating disk, the solar nebula. In this new region, temperatures and pressures rose, eventually giving rise to the primordial sun.]

"46 billion years ago?"

"I guess Nuwa's mother wasn't born yet at that time?" Yuchi Jingde couldn't help but exclaimed after hearing the first sentence.

Wei Zheng and others standing by rolled their eyes and ignored the stupid big guy making his own foolish move.

But they were also a little shocked. This sun was actually created by an explosion?

But they have seen the scenes of atomic bombs or missile explosions in later generations. The power should only be able to destroy objects, so how can it also create new life?

……

[After the birth of the sun, the surrounding dust and rock particles gradually condensed into the earth and other planets after countless years of mutual collision and combination.]

[The living environment on the early Earth was extremely harsh, with boiling magma and flying meteorites, so there were no conditions for the evolution of life at all.]

Three Kingdoms.

Liu Bei stared at the blue planet in the video and was so shocked that he held his breath for a moment.

Beautiful! It’s so beautiful!

Although he had guessed from previous videos that this world was a sphere, he still couldn't suppress his inner shock when he saw the true appearance of the earth with his own eyes.

At this time, Zhang Fei asked in confusion: "Brother, if the world is really a sphere, then how can we stand on it steadily? We should have fallen off long ago."

"Ask, ask, ask. All you do all day is ask. Do you have a hundred thousand whys?" Liu Bei knocked on Zhang Fei's head.

How would he know this? He is always left speechless when asked this question, and it is very embarrassing for him!

"What do you think, military advisor?" After teaching Zhang Fei a lesson, Liu Bei looked at Zhuge Liang.

"How do I see? I see with my eyes."

Got it!

As soon as he heard this answer, Liu Bei knew that Zhuge Liang was the same as himself and did not know the reason.

And such conversations basically take place simultaneously in other times and spaces.

Everyone has their own doubts to a greater or lesser extent, so they look toward the sky with increasing anticipation.

They could feel that an extremely mysterious and magnificent world was slowly unfolding before them.

The sound of the sky continued.

[As time went by, the originally hot magma on the earth gradually cooled, and the surface began to solidify, forming a hard crust. At the same time, water vapor and other gases were released from deep in the earth, creating conditions for the birth of life. ]

[35 billion years ago, in the vast oceans of the Earth, the first single-celled organism was born, marking the starting point of life on Earth. Subsequently, life began a long evolution lasting more than three billion years.]

[It was not until about 5.5 million years ago that a complex aquatic organism appeared on Earth - water insects, which is the earliest appearance of human beings. ]

[About 30 million years later, the Earth entered the Cambrian period, ushering in a great explosion of life. During this period, the Anomalocaris, as the first generation of marine overlords, began to rule the ocean, while the ancient ancestors of humans seemed very weak in front of them and could only flee everywhere.]

——"Pipi Shrimp?"

——"No wonder I love eating shrimp so much, it turns out they are avenging my ancestors. (Crying to death)"

[3.7 million years ago, the ancestors of humans evolved into a kind of lobe-finned fish and grew upper and lower jaws, but in front of the brutal Dunkleosteus, they could only serve as food. ]

[Dunkleosteus, with its strong jaws, made the entire ocean bloody and became the second generation of ocean overlord, making the living environment of human ancestors even more difficult.]

——"Is the Dunkleosteus extinct? I'll go check it out every time!"

——"You're bullying my ancestor, aren't you? Let it know how powerful bipeds are! Is braised or steamed better?"

——"Wake up, they have long been extinct."

——"I was wondering why my memory is only seven seconds! (Sweating soybeans)"

Ancient.

The ancient people had buzzing heads.

They didn't think they were that noble before, but now they have turned their ancestors into fish? And let other fish chase them all over the ocean?

This is somewhat difficult for them to accept.

……

Warring States Period.

When Zhuangzi saw the scene on the sky curtain, he burst into laughter.

There is nothing wrong with being a fish. He even dreamed that he was a butterfly. Those days when he danced among the flowers were very happy.

And in the future, that immortal Hui Shi will keep saying some tasteless nonsense like "You are not a fish, so how do you know the joy of a fish?"

I slapped him in the face and then told him that although I was not a fish, my ancestors were fish. Why did you say that I didn’t know the happiness of fish?

……

Song.

Zhao Kuangyin looked at the half-eaten plate of fish soup in front of him and couldn't help but start to doubt his life.

He... ate his ancestors?

Seeing the "dead fish eyes" staring at him, which he had not yet had time to enjoy, Zhao Kuangyin's stomach suddenly churned.

If he remembered correctly, he had been eating fish every day these days, steaming, frying, boiling, pan-frying and stir-frying. Was he torturing his ancestors?

Thinking of this, Zhao Kuangyin couldn't bear it anymore.

"vomit!"

"You bastard, take it away now!"

"vomit"

……

[3.6 million years ago, oxygen levels in the ocean began to drop, triggering an unprecedented mass extinction event.]

[Human ancestors were forced to jump out of the water to breathe due to changes in the environment, and thus evolved lungs. 3.4 million years ago, human ancestors began to crawl onto land. This was a small step for human ancestors, but a big step for vertebrates.]