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Three Kingdoms.

After Liu Bei and Zhang Fei saw the small words on the sky curtain clearly, they took a step back at the same time.

Then he felt that he was still not far enough away from Guan Yu, so he quietly took a step back.

"Second brother!"

"Second brother!"

"Is this true?" Liu Bei and Zhang Fei asked in unison, with expressions of astonishment.

The three of them have been supporting each other along the way, eating from the same bowl, sleeping together, and are basically inseparable.

Logically speaking, there wouldn't be anything about Guan Yu that they didn't know, but what Tianmu said was too outrageous, so it would be better to ask more clearly.

"Big brother, third brother!"

"I didn't! I didn't!"

Guan Yu's ruddy face turned even redder at this moment.

He was not good at speaking to begin with, and at this moment, out of shame and anger, he could only keep repeating "I didn't" over and over again.

If others dared to humiliate him like this, he would have chopped off their heads with a crescent-shaped sword (actually he should have used a spear), but these were his eldest brother and third brother, so he could only explain patiently.

"No, no, when the coalition attacked Dong, we just went to watch the fun. My second brother never met Hua Xiong, so it's impossible for what is said on the sky curtain to happen."

After being shocked, Liu Bei quickly realized that the words on the sky curtain were pure nonsense.

"Second brother, I have wronged you. I apologize to you." As he said this, Liu Bei was about to bow to Guan Yu and apologize.

Guan Yu couldn't accept this and hurriedly supported Liu Bei.

Just when the two were in a stalemate.

Zhang Fei suddenly asked, "Then will we sleep together tonight?"

Liu Bei: "..."

Guan Yu: "..."

"Hahaha, as you know, your sister-in-law is pregnant recently and needs someone to accompany her at night. So I won't be with you for the time being." Liu Bei found an excuse in an instant.

"Then...then I won't sleep with my second brother anymore. I snore too loudly and I'm afraid it will disturb his sleep, hehe."

Zhang Fei racked his brains for a long time and finally came up with a decent reason. The more he spoke, the brighter his eyes became, and he felt that this reason was simply perfect.

My brain is even smarter than my eldest brother's. Why not change my career to become a counselor? This will save my eldest brother from looking for that damn Mr. Wolong.

Guan Yu looked at Zhang Fei, who was still complacent despite his poor excuses, and wanted to chop him with his sword, but when he thought of his elder brother who was still beside him, he finally held back and snorted coldly, "Humph! It's better to separate them, so that you won't be able to stab me with your Zhangba Snake Spear!"

The three of them slept strictly according to their ranking. He was the second oldest, so naturally he slept in the middle. It was better now, but in the early days of their business, conditions were difficult and the three of them could only squeeze into one small broken bed. It was so uncomfortable when they got up in the morning!

……

[In 197 AD, Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor in Shouchun and established the Zhong clan.]

[In 199 AD, Cao Cao eliminated Lü Bu's forces, and Lü Bu died at Baimen Tower]

——"I don't understand why Lu Bu didn't use the passive method at that time, and directly used the mouth trick 'Bu has been wandering for half his life, and has never met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, I am willing to become your adoptive father'"

——"Come on, forget it. His early record was so 'brilliant'. With the suspicious nature of the wife Cao, can she tolerate him?"

——"When Lu Bu encounters trouble, he will frantically activate his super brain, and then his super brain will tell him to use his super force. Facts tell us that exercising muscles really does not grow brains."

[In 200 AD, Cao Cao defeated Yuan Shao and laid the foundation for the unification of the north, which is known in history as the "Battle of Guandu." ]

——"Wow, when I think of 'The King Carrying a Sword', with Cao Cao on his back, I can no longer look directly at Cao's wife."

——"Hahahaha, it would be better to change it to 'The King Carries Cao Cao'. Thinking of Ying Zheng wiping Cao Cao every day, I can't wait to take his place."

——"Master Ying Zheng, wipe me! Wipe me hard!"

——"My charming ancestor, you don't have to wipe me every day, just wipe me when you have time, in short, wipe me."

——"No buddy, I went to your homepage and saw that you are a man."

--"???unbelievable!"

Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng, who was handling government affairs, saw the "unbelievable" remarks on the sky curtain. He subconsciously looked at the long sword placed in the hall, and his eyelids twitched unconsciously.

How about replacing it with a knife?

After hearing this from later generations, he now finds it hard to bear to look at this sword.

Or just change it to a dagger. There can't be someone who is not as tall as the dagger.

Alas, it seems that people in later generations are too idle. It’s just a sword, how can they play with it in so many ways?

……

[In 207 AD, Cao Cao unified the north! ]

——"If you don't read the history books, who would have thought that the wife Cao was a passionate young man and a loyal Han Dynasty man when she was young!"

——"Wei Wu waved his whip, and Prime Minister Cao was full of vigor and vitality at this time."

——"Cao Pi inherited Cao Cao's cunning. Cao Zhang inherited Cao Cao's bravery. Cao Zhi inherited Cao Cao's talent, and Cao Chong inherited Cao Cao's intelligence. And you and my friends, you inherited Cao Cao's hobbies."

——"Cao Cao is the best strategist and military strategist in the Three Kingdoms. He is ambitious and knows how to use people. When I was young, I also liked Liu Bei. When I grew up, I gradually fell in love with Diao Chan!"

——"Pfft~ buddy, your turns are more powerful than a typhoon."

Three Kingdoms.

Cao Cao gazed at his own heroic image on the sky and couldn't help but smile with satisfaction.

He had already calculated the year he was in based on the events and times on the sky.

207 AD, that means he can unify the north next year.

Judging from the current war situation, what Tianmu said should be credible.

Since he has already unified the north.

What is there to fear about Sun Wu, which is located in the southeast?

Once Eastern Wu is destroyed, everyone else will be nothing but chickens and dogs.

It seems that the day when he will unify the world and establish the third unified dynasty is not far away!

Just as Cao Cao was opening the champagne at halftime, the scene on the sky changed.

[In 208 AD, Sun Quan and Liu Bei defeated Cao Cao in a battle known as the "Battle of Red Cliffs," marking the beginning of the formation of the Three Kingdoms.]

[In 220 AD, Cao Cao died, and his son Cao Pi forced Emperor Xian of Han to abdicate and established the Wei Kingdom.]

——"Even though the tortoise lives long, it still has its end. Although I dislike Prime Minister Cao, I still have to respect him a little. With his death, the Three Kingdoms will eventually lose some heroic spirit."

——"An old horse in the stable still has ambitions to run a thousand miles, and a martyr in his old age still has ambitions. Without Cao Mengde, the Three Kingdoms would not be so exciting."

[In 221 AD, Liu Bei proclaimed himself emperor in Chengdu and named his country "Han", which is known in history as "Shu Han". He was Emperor Zhaolie of Han.]

[In 226 AD, Cao Pi died and Emperor Ming of Wei, Cao Rui, succeeded to the throne.]

[In 229 AD, Sun Quan proclaimed himself emperor and named his country "Wu".]

——"If you don't understand, just ask why Sun Shiwan became emperor so late."

——"It's so funny. Cao Pi relied on his strength to become emperor, and Liu Bei relied on righteousness. What did Sun Shiwan rely on? Did he rely on the rats in Jiangdong?"

——"He is the 'King of Wu of Wei', so he may be concerned about Wei. (Funny)"

Three Kingdoms.

"Become emperor? Me?"

The tone in which Liu Bei said this was like Ben Boba's reaction when he heard the Nine-headed Insect ask him to get rid of Tang Seng and his disciples.

Full of disbelief.

He is already middle-aged, but he doesn't even have a proper piece of land to develop. Can a man like him become an emperor?

"Brother, I believe you can do it!" Guan Yu said with a solemn expression and firm eyes.

"Me too!" Zhang Fei on the side echoed, looking at Liu Bei with eyes full of conviction!

"Okay! Since you believe in me, I won't let you down. Let's go! Let's visit Mr. Wolong again!" Liu Bei was full of ambition. With his second and third brothers accompanying him, he had nothing to fear even if the road ahead was full of difficulties and dangers!