Zhu Chao accompanied me to watch short videos

[In 234 AD, Zhuge Liang made his last northern expedition and died at Wuzhangyuan.]

——"How can you be so unkind to me, great heaven! Farewell, Prime Minister!"

——"The New Romance of the Three Kingdoms is still better. The Old Romance of the Three Kingdoms seems so real. I cry every time I watch it."

——"One act of military campaign truly brought fame to the world. Who can be compared to him in a thousand years? Prime Minister should be the upper limit of a civil official."

——"No, I want to go to the Wuhou Temple to pay my respects. What should I bring with me?"

——"My last name is Sima. How about I lend you my head? Remember to burn more incense for the Prime Minister."

Three Kingdoms.

Cao Wei period.

Cao Pi witnessed the death of Zhuge Liang, his eyes flashing with excitement that was hard to conceal.

Very good!

He is finally dead!

As long as Zhuge Liang dies, who can resist his powerful army of Wei?

Cao Pi turned around and shared his joy with Sima Yi, his capable general and good friend: "Zhongda, once Zhuge Liang dies, our Wei will no longer have any rivals. It seems that the unification of the world will be accomplished in Rui'er's hands."

Seeing Cao Pi's joy overflowing with words, Sima Yi hurriedly responded: "Your Majesty is wise. Now that Zhuge Kongming has passed away, our Great Wei will surely sweep across the world and rebuild the country!"

"Hahahaha, well said, well said!" Cao Pi patted Sima Yi on the shoulder to show his appreciation.

It is a picture of harmony and joy between the ruler and his subjects.

Until the sky...

[In 249 AD, Sima Yi took advantage of Cao Shuang accompanying Cao Fang to visit the tomb and launched a coup, which is known in history as the "Gaopingling Incident"]

[In 263 AD, Sima Zhao sent troops to attack Shu, and Liu Chan, the last ruler of Shu Han, surrendered, and Shu Han was destroyed. ]

——"Your Majesty, why did you surrender first when we were ready to fight to the death?"

——"I am so happy here that I don't miss Shu."

——"I have pity on Jiang Boyue from Tianshui."

[In 266 AD, Sima Yan usurped the throne and changed the country's name to Jin. The Wei Kingdom was destroyed and the Jin Dynasty was established. ]

[In 280 AD, Sima Yan sent troops to attack Wu, and the King of Wu surrendered. Since then, Sun Wu was destroyed and the Jin Dynasty unified the world! ]

——"During the Spring and Autumn Period, the Three Families divided Jin. During the Three Kingdoms Period, the Three Families returned to Jin. This is the law of nature."

——"Sima Yi proved with facts that living long is more important than anything else."

——"The Sima family is the culprit for the Five Barbarians' Rebellion against China."

——"A lesson from history: if you see someone swearing by the Luo River, just cut him down without hesitation."

——"Liu Xiu: If you are not good enough, don't blame the uneven road. I also swore by the Luo River back then!"

……

The Three Kingdoms, Cao Wei period.

awkward!

Embarrassing in capital letters!

The king and his ministers, who had been so happy just now, now looked at each other in silence.

Cao Pi looked at his hand which was still on Sima Yi's shoulder, his expression looking as if he had eaten shit.

Sima Yi's expression was not much better than Cao Pi's.

Because he is really wronged now.

He has no ulterior motives at all.

Well, he admitted that at most he had some thoughts when he saw Cao Pi dead on the sky curtain, but Cao Pi was not dead yet!

"Your Majesty..."

As soon as Sima Yi opened his mouth to utter the first word, Cao Pi kicked him to the ground.

"Sima Yi! Are you worthy of me?"

"Bang, bang!" Two more kicks.

"You were unsuccessful at first, and I promoted you!"

"My father wanted to kill you, but I pleaded for you!"

"Boom!"

"Is this how you repay me?"

Cao Pi's eyes were bloodshot, and every word he said was chilling.

"Come here! Take this traitor away and chop him up, and exterminate all three of his clan!"

Sima Yi collapsed to the ground, opened his mouth to argue, but ultimately chose to remain silent.

He knew Cao Pi too well. He was a man who would even want to kill his own brother, so no matter what he said, he would not let him go.

In that case, let's keep some dignity for ourselves.

Three Kingdoms.

"Someone come! Someone come!" The furious Cao Cao directly covered the table with rice.

"Send troops to the Sima family. That kid named Sima Yi doesn't want to work under me, right? Then I will help him and kill all the Sima family members! Don't let any of them go!"

"Yes!"

"Wait!" Cao Cao seemed to remember something and stopped Xu Chu who was about to leave.

"You don't have to kill the Sima family's women for now! Bring them all to my house."

……

Just when the ancients from different time and space wanted to see the next historical process, they suddenly discovered that the picture on the sky curtain stopped moving.

"Huh? Why doesn't this sky curtain continue?"

Li Shimin looked up at the sky in confusion and found that the sky was still fixed on the picture of the Jin Dynasty unifying the world.

Although he was well-versed in history books and knew everything about what happened after the Jin Dynasty, reading a book was not as enjoyable as looking at pictures. There were "pictures" that looked like real people, as well as exciting music, and from time to time he could read the comments of later generations. Besides, he also wanted to know what would happen to the Tang Dynasty in the future.

People in other time and space have the same question.

The "culprit" of all this is of course Luo Li.

As a person who did not escape the nine-year compulsory education, although she did not know the specific direction of the period of the Two Jin Dynasties and the Southern and Northern Dynasties, she at least knew that the world was miserable and chaotic. She would not say nonsense like "The Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties were absurd and beautiful".

So in order to have the courage to face such a tragic and chaotic world, she decided...

Reward yourself with a midnight snack!

Well, she admitted that she was simply greedy, and the above things were just excuses to make herself feel at ease eating.

Hmm... there seems to be nothing left in the dormitory, so I'll have a small piece of bread to fill my stomach first.

Then...it wouldn't be too much to take a bath in a hot spring.

It’s definitely not too much. At worst, you can just let it cool down a bit before eating it, and the calories won’t be that high!

I haven't had dinner for a week, so it should be okay to reward myself with two bags of spicy strips, right?

Ahem, finally, let’s have a drink. Is it Taro Bobo or Mango Sago? (You choose!)

Only children make choices. As an adult who can make money by watching short videos, Luo Li will of course choose both of them as long as she is wealthy.

Hmm...are two cups of full sugar a bit too much? How about two and a half cups of sugar? This way you can have two cups of different flavors while only consuming one cup of sugar.

Huh?

Then if I drink two cups of sugar-free drinks, doesn't that mean I don't consume any sugar?

Damn, this is a secret recipe for losing weight, learn it quickly!

In order to avoid regret, Luo Li placed the order quickly and then added water to make instant noodles.

After finishing everything, she held a small piece of bread in her mouth, crossed her legs, leaned back in the chair, and continued to watch short videos.

You can’t watch such a serious video while eating. Like it first, and then come back to watch it after you finish eating!

Luo Li swiped her hand, and not only did the picture on the phone change, but the sky above the universe also changed.

【One year later, I ate Zibo barbecue again! Zibo barbecue. A holiday is incomplete without a midnight snack】

It's it!

Seeing the topic attached to the video, Luo Li's eyes lit up.

This uploader knows about midnight snacks!

In the picture, a girl dressed beautifully with delicate makeup smiled sweetly at the camera and said excitedly.

[Friends, recently my private messages and comments have been telling me to go to Zibo for another barbecue. ]

[As the blogger who loves his fans the most, I must satisfy your request today and go to Zibo for a big meal! ]

【Friends, let's go across a thousand kilometers! 】

——"Don't believe this old woman's lies. She just wants to go eat barbecue because she's craving for it!"

——"What a pampered blogger. Last time I said "look at her legs" in the comment section, she told me to get lost! She obviously doesn't pamper her fans at all (loudly)"

——"I hate those people who speak English the most. They make me feel dumbfounded."

——"How dare you talk to my wife, you bitch."

——"I'm going to the morning class! (Angry)"

——"I eat lemons! (Sweating soybeans)"