Zhengyangmen: Don’t date Su Meng

Everyone changed the topic and started eating dumplings.

Although Meng Xiaoxing is a girl, her fighting ability is not weak at all. She eats one dumpling in one bite, and the dumplings in front of her disappear at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Han Chunyan smiled and said, "Xiao Xing is such a big eater, she will definitely be blessed in the future."

Meng Xiaoxing smiled embarrassedly, but her action of picking up dumplings was not affected at all.

Third Aunt pushed her hard. Meng Xiaoxing looked at her blankly. Then, as if she had come to her senses, she immediately put the dumplings that were about to reach her mouth into her bowl and said obediently, "Third Aunt, please eat."

After saying this, he looked at his third aunt with a smile in his eyes, waiting for her praise.

"Ahem, sorry, I ate too fast."

Han Chunming witnessed the whole process from behind and was almost choked with laughter at Meng Xiaoxing's behavior. What the hell, she is such a talented person.

The third aunt also had a helpless expression, and was sure that Meng Xiaoxing had really forgotten their earlier agreement. She glared at her and said to her eldest sister Han Chunxue with a smile:

"Haruxue, Xiao Xing is so hardworking, can you find her a job in the city?"

Before Han Chunxue could speak, her second sister Han Chunyan said exaggeratedly: "Looking for a job, Xiaoxing? Third aunt, please stop teasing me."

Then she counted on her fingers and told them what certificates were needed to find a job in the city, from the municipal government to the district government, and not even one procedure could be missing. Finally, she threw out a royal flush.

"If it's so easy to find a job, why is Xiao Wuzi still sitting at home doing nothing?"

Suddenly, the dumplings in Han Chunming's mouth no longer tasted delicious.

How could we accidentally hurt our friendly forces? Second sister, we are on the same team.

Is it really true that when teammates offer sacrifices to the gods, their magic power will be boundless?

Knowing that there was no hope of finding a job, the third aunt changed her direction and asked them to find a good family for Meng Xiaoxing and marry her to the city.

Now the sharp-tongued Han Chunyan is getting excited again.

"She, Third Aunt, you are really funny today. Tell me, who would want her? First, she doesn't have a city hukou, second, she has no education, and she doesn't look that good. If I were a man, I wouldn't look for her either."

Meng Xiaoxing didn't like what she heard, and she immediately yelled, "Who said no one would marry me? My fifth brother said he wanted to marry me this afternoon."

Han Chunyan looked at Han Chunming and said something that made the latter feel disappointed.

"That's right. Since both of you don't have jobs, it would be nice for you two to go begging together."

Han Chun understood and his eyes rolled back. He didn't know how Han Chunyan could have caused such real harm today. Not only did she accidentally hurt her friendly soldiers, but every word she said stabbed him in the heart.

The real chill is not...

"I would be willing to beg for food to be with my brother Wu Zi." Meng Xiaoxing shouted loudly, showing her deep love for Wu Zi.

"Eat two more dumplings, and you will have everything in your dreams."

Han Chunming walked up to her and gave her half a bowl of dumplings, then covered her mouth. Today's meal was really terrible.

At night, Han Chunming finally got a brief peace. Meng Xiaoxing finally passed away and his ears were saved.

Lying on the table, he wanted to quietly enjoy the water-like night, gentle, peaceful, and intoxicating.

"Chunming, are you asleep? Go to bed and sleep."

The quiet atmosphere suddenly disappeared. Han Chunming then remembered that there was an atmosphere terminator beside him. He forced himself to cheer up and said reluctantly:

"It's still early, I'll read for a while. You go to bed first, brother, you have to go to work tomorrow."

Han Chunsheng nodded and told Han Chunming to remember to close the windows before going to bed. He turned over and soon rhythmic snoring sounds were heard in the room.

Han Chunming picked up the cotton that had been prepared long ago and skillfully stuffed it into his ears.

got used to!

Now, he would even feel a little uncomfortable if there was no snoring.

Time passed minute by minute, the voices in the outer room gradually disappeared, the lights were turned off, and the room fell into darkness.

[Patter! 】

The desk lamp went out, the window was closed tightly, a creaking sound was heard, and then there was no sound in the room, only snoring.

The night is very long!

…………

The next day, Han Chunming got up early as usual, but his plan to read quietly was declared bankrupt with the arrival of Meng Xiaoxing.

"You unlucky child, can't you go out for a walk by yourself? Why do you have to drag me along?"

Han Chunming moved forward like a zombie, with Meng Xiaoxing and Honghua standing by his side, one on his left and one on his right, as if to prevent him from escaping.

Thinking back to what happened before, he felt a headache.

He was reading a book when Meng Xiaoxing barged in and yelled at Han Chunming to take them around. He naturally didn't want to play with them and waste his precious study time, but Meng Xiaoxing was really fierce and almost tore up his book.

Han Chunming could not be beaten. When she scolded him, he ignored her and did not care at all. He had no power to use, so he could only go out with his two ancestors.

Why do I say two? Because Honghua also helped to tear up his book, otherwise he should have no problem blocking Meng Xiaoxing.

"Tell me, where do you want to go?" He felt as if all his energy and spirit had been drained out of him, and his legs were filled with lead, and he felt too tired to take even a step.

What a sin! I shouldn’t have picked them up if I had known.

"Beihai Park!" the two shouted at the same time.

"Oh." Han Chunming responded, and then said calmly: "I don't have any money anyway. Beihai Park requires a ticket. You two should remember to buy a ticket for me. Besides, this place is not very close to Beihai Park. If you take the bus, it will cost three cents per person. You should think carefully."

"Let's walk." Meng Xiaoxing said immediately: "In the village, we walk all day long. It's not tiring."

Han Chunming nodded and let’s go.

"Brother Wuzi, please take us over the wall." A ghostly voice sounded in his ears.

He immediately became serious, looked around, and spoke only after making sure no one heard him: "Don't slander me. What do you mean I took you over the wall? I don't know where you can evade the entrance fee in Beihai Park."

Meng Xiaoxing looked at him with disdain and immediately exposed his lie.

"Brother Wuzi, stop pretending. We know what kind of person you are since you were a child. We praise you for being naughty. Climbing over walls and trees is your specialty. Stop pretending. Tell me, is there a secret passage?"

Han Chunming's underwear had been exposed, and he knew it was pointless to pretend, but at least he had to get something in return.

He waved at Meng Xiaoxing, asking her to come closer, and whispered in her ear: "I know where to get in, but the method is not free. I will play with you for a whole morning, and you can't bother me this afternoon, tomorrow, or even the day after tomorrow. Is that okay?"

Meng Xiaoxing's lips suddenly rose, then quickly lowered, and she immediately said, "Deal."

Han Chunming was also very satisfied. He had finally dealt with a major problem. His mood immediately improved. He waved his hand and said, "Let's go. I'll take you to Beihai Park."

Meng Xiaoxing and Honghua followed immediately.

However, the complacent Han Chunming apparently did not notice the strange smiles and smug looks of the two people behind him, otherwise the tragedy that followed would not have happened!

…………

"Come on, slow down."

Reaching out to take the red flower, Han Chunming bent over, pulled back Meng Xiaoxing who wanted to cheer, told her to shut up, and then led the two of them through twists and turns into the woods and onto a path.

"Okay, now we can go out and have fun openly."

As Han Chunming finished his words, Meng Xiaoxing cheered and ran forward like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins. Honghua behind her had no choice but to follow. As for Han Chunming, he was like an old grandfather, with his hands behind his back, slowly appreciating the scenery along the way.

It was the first time he saw Beihai Park in 1975.

Well, how should I put it, he has never been to the real Beihai Park, he has only seen it on the Internet, so he is still very much looking forward to it.

Coupled with the mentality of getting something for free, the scenery suddenly became even more pleasant.

As he walked along the road, the buildings along the way opened his eyes. The perfect fusion of the weight of history and the beauty of architecture left him speechless for a moment. He could only sigh that it was worthy of being the culmination of national gardens.

Along the way, Han Chunming didn't see Meng Xiaoxing and Honghua, and didn't know where they had gone.

Just as he was tired from walking, he sat on the lawn and admired the sparkling lake. There were many small boats floating on the lake. The lake light and the tower shadows reflected each other, just like the fairyland of Yaochi.

[Hey, I saw in a book yesterday that it seemed to say that this place was built based on the fairyland of the Queen Mother of the West, Yaochi, but I don’t know if it’s true or not.]

When he suddenly thought of the content of the book, he was delighted. Isn’t this the motivation for him to read?

Just like when I was in school, the most satisfying thing was when the teacher asked who got a question right, but you were the only one in the class who raised your hand, you had already won!

"Brother Wu, what are you looking at?"

Suddenly he staggered and was nearly knocked down by a huge force. His face was only thirty centimeters from the ground. What if he was disfigured?

Who isn't a delicate boy!

Han Chunming knew without looking back that the person behind him was Meng Xiaoxing.

"Where have you been?" he asked helplessly.

"We didn't go anywhere, we just walked around. Brother Wuzi, let's go boating." Meng Xiaoxing said, pointing at the boat on the lake.

"No money."

Now the two words "Han Chunming" come easily to his lips, because he really has no money, not a penny.

He had originally had a fantasy, thinking that if two men lived in one room, even if there was not a dollar in every corner, there should be at least a dime or a penny! But the result was stark, not to mention money, there was not even a crumb of biscuits.

Han’s mother is such a hardworking woman!

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Because he has no money, he is single now - don’t ask, the answer is that he has no money.

Meng Xiaoxing asked anxiously, "Brother Wuzi, how much does it cost to row a boat?"

Han Chunming thought about it and shook his head, "I don't know, but I guess it's one dollar. They can't rent it to you cheaply for such a big ship."

Meng Xiaoxing's face was full of hesitation.

Although she can earn money, it is all in her mother's hands. The money she spent on buying soda in the city this time was her own money. If she spends one dollar to rent a boat now, her own money will be gone. However, this is the best opportunity to improve her relationship with Brother Wu, and she can't miss it!

[Done it, as long as I can marry Brother Wu, I can have as much money as I want in the future! ]

She really made me cry to death!

Seeing the hesitation on Meng Xiaoxing's face, Han Chunming didn't even think about letting her spend money. One dollar was already a huge sum of money for a rural girl, and he couldn't and wouldn't let her spend this money.

As soon as he went up to her, he gave her a brain-blast, successfully making Meng Xiaoxing swallow her words.

"Don't even think about it. Look, all the boats over there have been rented out. You can't rent one even if you have money. Let's go. We poor people can just watch."

Looking at Han Chunming's nonchalant back, Meng Xiaoxing's eyes were filled with happiness.

[He doesn't want me to spend money recklessly. He cares about me. I must marry him! ]

Get out of your love brain!

"Brother Wu Zi, wait for me." Meng Xiaoxing shouted and caught up with Han Chunming. She wanted to lean on him, but was pushed away by him. She continued to push hard, but was pushed away again.

The two of them continued to move along the road, playing and joking.

…………

Han Chunming and his two companions spent the entire morning strolling around Beihai Park without spending a penny, and by the end his legs were shaking.

Don’t think too much, I’m just tired from shopping!

"Are you two sick? Are you sick?" Han Chunming held the wall with one hand and pointed at the two people with the other hand and cursed: "After the first visit, you said there were some places you hadn't visited. It's not easy to come here, you can't just leave like this.

OK, I'll go with you guys one more time.

But why did you go shopping three more times, and why did you drag me along? You two must have done it on purpose."

Meng Xiaoxing and Honghua both giggled and didn't explain, just looked at him.

Well, Han Chunming had to cheer himself up, as the long journey home seemed to have no end in sight.

…………

Finally, the three of them returned to the Han family before dinner time. Han Chunming rubbed his legs while exposing the atrocities of Meng Xiaoxing and the other aunt to him, and he was almost crying when he accused them.

Auntie San patted Meng Xiaoxing lightly and said to Han Chunming with a smile:

"Just think of it as you, the older brother, taking them out to play. We'll be leaving this afternoon, and we don't know when we'll come back. Don't blame them."

"Third Aunt, they are going too far. They are totally..."

Han Chunming, who was about to continue accusing Meng Xiaoxing, was suddenly stunned. Three seconds later, he said in disbelief: "Third Aunt, what did you just say? You left this afternoon?"

"Yes." Auntie San didn't hear anything wrong and explained again: "There is still a lot of work to do at home, and we can't stay here forever. There happens to be a car this afternoon, so we will leave after dinner."

Han Chunming asked stiffly, "Do they know?"

Auntie San nodded and said as a matter of course: "Of course I know. What's wrong with you, kid? Are you crazy?"

Han Chunming turned his head to look at Meng Xiaoxing and Honghua. Before he could say anything, the two of them burst into laughter.

There was no need to ask now, he had been fooled.

Originally he thought that using the "three-companion" services of chatting, shopping and playing together in exchange for the two of them keeping a clear distance and not disturbing each other would be a very profitable thing. Unexpectedly, in the end, Han Chunming became a big fool and gave it all for nothing.

"Meng Xiaoxing, okay, you're going to set a trap for me again. Just wait and don't come to my house again."

This is purely a matter of psychological imbalance and harsh words.

After hearing this, Meng Xiaoxing immediately said, "Brother Wuzi, you can't blame me for this. You were the one who mentioned the request, and I didn't say a word. I wanted to explain it to you at the time, but you didn't want to listen at all and just left. Later, I had so much fun that I forgot about it."

He kept making up stories. He didn’t believe a single word Meng Xiaoxing said.

She just wanted to laugh at herself.

"Okay, you are the older brother, why do you still have to argue with Xiao Xing? It's time to eat." Han's mother interrupted their conversation and ended the topic violently.