Zhengyangmen: Don’t date Su Meng

Passing by a fruit stall, he saw the beggar whose territory he had taken over last time, and he was overjoyed.

After leaving Grandpa Guan's house yesterday, he was wondering whether the beggar he met was Hou Paolan. In the end, he confirmed that the probability was as high as 80%, which made him beat his chest and stamp his feet. He didn't say a word at that time, but now he meets him again. God blesses him.

After asking the three to wait for him there, Han Chunming went forward to greet them. Before he could say anything, the beggar said, "What's the matter? Are you here to steal my territory again?"

Han Chunming's face was embarrassed, and he immediately explained: "What happened yesterday was caused by something, it was all my fault, and I just happened to meet you, so I came to say sorry to you."

The beggar looked him up and down, as if to determine whether he was mentally ill and came to apologize to a beggar. However, from Han Chunming's serious expression, the beggar knew that he was not pretending, and nodded:

"Okay, be a man, forget about what happened yesterday, and go now."

【Yes! 】

Han Chunming cheered in his heart. He finally left a good impression on the other party. The first step was taken. It was not advisable to say more now, otherwise the other party would definitely become suspicious and think that he was approaching him deliberately. It would be better to contact him again when there is a chance in the future.

After bowing, he turned and left, continuing to walk forward with Third Aunt and the others, introducing them to the scenery along the way.

But he didn't notice that the beggar behind him seemed to look at him with a different look.

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"Aunt San, you can see the courtyard house after turning this corner. There is a small shop here, and it is easy to identify." Han Chunming said, pointing to the courtyard house in front.

Auntie San smiled and replied, "I can't tell the difference between these alleys. I feel dizzy and disoriented when I come in. I guess I'll have to ask you to pick me up next time."

Before he could answer, Meng Xiaoxing responded first: "Third Aunt, I'll remember it. I'll lead the way for you next time."

"You, when you get home I'll have your mother lock you up and make you spend money recklessly again."

Auntie San made Meng Xiaoxing emo with just one sentence.

When the group arrived at the gate of the courtyard, they happened to meet Su Meng who had just returned from the toilet. He introduced each other to the three of them.

"Hello." Su Meng greeted them with a smile. She was still angry with Han Chunming. She glared at him and then walked into the courtyard. Third Aunt and the others all looked at him.

"Haha, he's a top student. He's usually like this. He ignores everyone. Let's go, Third Aunt."

Han Chunming did not explain much. He led the three people into the house and successfully brought them home. Just as he was about to go into the house to rest, he was stopped by Han's mother, who took out money and asked him to buy pork and flour: "Buy ten kilograms of flour and fifty cents of meat."

Ten kilograms of flour cost 1.85 yuan, plus the meat, he had exactly 2.35 yuan in his hand. He was immediately discouraged and said:

"Mom, can't you give me a little more? Even a dime will do. You can't let me run errands for you every day for nothing."

"It's up to you to go or not. If you don't want to go, I'll go find your second brother." Han's mother didn't buy it.

"Go. I'll go right away." Han Chunming put the money in his pocket and heard his mother complaining that there were suddenly three more mouths to feed in the family. This month's expenses must have exceeded the limit and she didn't know where to find the money. She was almost worried to death.

Han Chunming ran away immediately because he felt that Han's mother's next words might be directed at him.

"You're really fast, little brat."

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As soon as Han Chunming walked out of the courtyard gate, he saw a familiar face - Cheng Jianjun. He was walking around the market with a bag of fruits in his hand, his mouth almost grinning to his ears.

"Jianjun." Han Chunming stepped forward quickly and reached out to grab the apple.

But Cheng Jianjun reacted quickly. In a flash, he turned sideways and raised his hand, and He Yuzhu's hand missed.

"You're so stingy. What's the harm in giving me one?" Han Chunming continued to attack. Cheng Jianjun blocked Han Chunming's hand and said that this was for his parents and he couldn't eat it. The two fought for two rounds. Han Chunming stopped and asked about how the work was going.

Cheng Jianjun immediately said proudly: "Chunming, there is no need to doubt my brother's work. My father said that he has taken care of this matter. The two indicators will be in place soon. When the time comes, we will each get one."

"Okay, then thank your dad for me. I still have to go shopping. Now I'm leaving." Han Chunming seemed very anxious and left quickly.

Cheng Jianjun turned around and changed his expression. He whispered, "Give it to you? You wish. There are two indicators. Su Meng and I will each have one. When the time comes, we will fly together and you can just watch from the side!"

Even if Han Chunming didn't know what Cheng Jianjun said, he knew Cheng Jianjun's character very well. He didn't even need to guess to know that he was bound to slander him behind his back.

Ten percent!

According to his memory, he came to Dongdan, the nearest vegetable market to his home.

Dongdan Vegetable Market stands out among the surrounding buildings. There is a huge slogan posted at the door. It has a large flow of people and is very noisy and bustling.

Han Chunming resisted the urge to run away. In real life, he was a complete lazy man who lived on ordering takeout all day and rarely went to the vegetable market. Even if he occasionally felt like going there, when he saw so many people, he would usually leave without looking back.

Just surviving is tiring enough, so how can one have the energy to snatch discounted vegetables from old men and women whose fighting ability is unknown?

I do not deserve!

But at this time he had no choice. He didn't dare to desert the task assigned by his mother. He could only bite the bullet and follow the two more manly aunts in front of him to squeeze into the crowd. Due to their strong fighting power, Han Chunming was not squeezed out for the first time. Instead, he quickly walked into the vegetable market.

Well done!

Han Chunming applauded the two ladies in his heart, and did not dare to stop for fear that he would be swept away by the crowd. His goal was clear, flour and pork, and he paid for the food and got it. In just three minutes, he was back to business.

As if he had been resurrected after watching an advertisement, Han Chunming proudly carried the pork and flour home.

Looking at the crowded crowd behind him, he had only one thought in his mind - they are all younger brothers!

On his way back, he found a small path. When he passed through an alley, a child bumped into him unexpectedly. Subconsciously, he wanted to lie down on the ground to take the initiative.

But then he stood up straight silently. It was the 1980s, and there shouldn't be any scammers. He didn't intend to blackmail the child, and kindly reminded him: "Pay attention to the road conditions when you go out next time, in case someone happens to pass by on a bicycle.

As the saying goes, driving is not standard, there are two tables in the courtyard, please pay attention in the future. "

"Puch!"

Han Chunming suddenly heard a sound of gas being released. He turned his head and saw a woman leaning against the door. It cannot be said that she was posing in a coquettish manner because it did not arouse any desire in him at all.

"You talk in an interesting way, and you even use proverbs. How come I have never heard of these proverbs?" The woman spat out the melon seed shells, as if teasing him.

Han Chunming rolled his eyes and thought to himself——

[Sister, you are old now, don't think about eating young grass. ]

Han Chunming didn't want to argue with her and was about to leave, but he stopped when he saw her out of the corner of his eye.

Old cigarette holder!

A woman watching a child, a naughty kid playing with a pipe, and a chance encounter in the alley, this familiar scene made him stop, squat, and say with a warm smile:

"Little boy, show your pipe to your brother. Don't be afraid, I'll just take a look, I won't steal your things."

The child's face was full of vigilance, but his mother didn't say anything, so he handed the cigarette to Han Chunming.

Han Chunming looked carefully and saw the two letters [JB]. He cheered in his heart. He guessed it right. This is a treasure. He didn't want to put it down immediately. Just as he opened his mouth to speak, he heard the woman say something.

"Don't tell me you like this thing, you like it at first sight, and you want me to give it to you. Don't say these words as soon as possible. I don't believe a word of it."

Han Chunming stood up with a smile on his face and said, "Sister, you misunderstood me. I would never do such a thing as taking advantage of others." But he started cursing in his heart. The other party had already interrupted him, so what could he do?

"Okay, I see you're not short of money. One dollar and you can take it right away." Perhaps because she was afraid that Han Chunming would cheat, the woman snatched the cigarette back and held it tightly.

Han Chunming did have the idea of ​​running away with the bill, but he really had no money on him.

It's just like the saying goes, a penny can make a hero fall.

"Sister, this is too expensive. Can you negotiate the price, one cent?" Han Chunming asked tentatively.

"Goodbye."

The woman said this and closed the door and bolted it.

Han Chunming was stunned for two seconds. After he reacted, he pushed the door and found that it was indeed locked from the inside. He shouted that he could still discuss it, but the other party ignored him.

Two minutes later, he went home with his head down.

What a bad start!

After giving the pork and flour to Han's mother, Han Chunming wanted to go back to his room to sit quietly for a while and think about life, but Meng Xiaoxing had already occupied his desk and was looking for something with her head down.

A slap landed directly on her shoulder. Meng Xiaoxing was so frightened that she jumped up and almost fell onto the table.

"Brother Wu, what are you doing? Ouch!"

Han Chunming's mouth curled up, almost revealing his chicken feet. Even though it was not in reality, the believers of his old friend were still coming in an endless stream. This was the eternal existence of Kunmen!

Respect!

"What are you looking for in my room? Don't you know the difference between men and women? Aren't you ashamed of being a girl?" Facing Han Chunming's scolding, Meng Xiaoxing showed joy on her face. She walked up to him and wanted to hug his arm, but he cleverly avoided her.

What a joke! My hand speed is something I’ve practiced.

UI!

"Brother Wu Zi, I'm not afraid of you, so why should you be afraid? Besides, if I can't get married, I still have you. Just marry me." Although Meng Xiaoxing was pushed away by Han Chunming, she still said without giving up.

Honghua happened to pass by the door. When she heard these words, she immediately cried out in an exaggerated expression and ran out. Then her loud voice was heard. Han Chunming held his forehead with his hand. What a sin!

"Brother Wu Zi, I've asked everyone. We are relatives beyond the fifth degree of mourning. We can get married. If you don't believe me, go ask your aunt." Meng Xiaoxing was relentless and almost forced Han Chunming to marry her today.

"Go, go, go."

Han Chunming nodded frantically, pushed Meng Xiaoxing out with both hands, and said before closing the door - I will never marry you even if I am single.

Meng Xiaoxing outside the door was naturally screaming and shouting. Han Chunming locked the door and felt that it was a real sin.

Before he could sit down, Meng Xiaoxing appeared in front of the window and pretended to climb in.

"Auntie, I'm afraid of you, isn't it? Please don't come in. It's not good if people see us. I'll open the door, isn't it?"

Han Chunming didn't want to resist anymore. He was like a salted fish, doing whatever he wanted.

Meng Xiaoxing walked into the room triumphantly, with an expression on her face that seemed to say - Don't even think about dumping me!

Han Chunming picked up the book and started reading. Meng Xiaoxing next to him kept saying: Brother Wuzi, what book are you reading? Brother Wuzi, why are you ignoring me? Brother Wuzi, what I just said is true! Brother Wuzi, let me tell you...

"Mom, let me help you make dumplings."

Han Chunming threw down the book, walked out of the house quickly, sat down opposite Han's mother, picked up a piece of dumpling wrapper and started working.

He knows how to make dumplings, but the finished product is a bit ugly.

But dumplings are for eating, not for looking at, so they are all the same.

Meng Xiaoxing persevered and chased after him with a stool, talking non-stop. Finally, the third aunt couldn't stand it anymore and suppressed her. However, Han's mother was very happy to see this. She was very happy that someone could teach Han Chunming a lesson.

The world is finally clean.

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As it got darker, more and more people came into the house. My eldest brother Han Chunsong and my eldest sister Han Chunxue both came. The whole family was together to welcome my third aunt.

The dumplings came out of the pot and everyone sat down.

Because there were a lot of people today, and the Han family's table couldn't seat so many people, Han Chunming happily got a [bed ticket] - he could eat a bowl of dumplings on the bed.

In fact, he is not used to eating dumplings like this.

His actual habit is to use aged vinegar as the base of the bowl, and add minced garlic, chives and chili peppers as seasonings. He eats a dumpling with it, and finally finishes with half a bowl of soup, which is very delicious.

But since he is the youngest in the family and the visitor is a guest, he is the only one who can receive the [bed ticket].

Han Chunming picked up half a bowl of dumplings, poured a circle of vinegar, leaned close to his second sister Han Chunyan's ear, and whispered:

"Second sister, can you give me two dollars? I..."

"Stop!" Han Chunyan put her chopsticks in between the two of them and said with a smile, "I'm also going up the mountain this month, and I'm short of money, so I don't have any money to support you."

Han Chunming pursed his lips and looked at his second brother Han Chunsheng, but before he could say anything, Han Chunshan stood up and took out his trouser pockets.

"Chunming, don't even look at your second brother. He doesn't have a penny in his pocket."

"I didn't think of borrowing money from you." Han Chunming pretended to be very confident and turned to find his elder brother Han Chunsong.

This is the first time they meet!

"Chunming, don't ask for money. I can't lend it to you even if I have it. Look at you, you have been an educated youth these years. Other people can send some money home, but what about you? I give you a lot of subsidies every year. Tell me how you are going to pay me back in the future." Han Chunsong was full of energy and stared at Han Chunming.

Well, he is stubborn again. It seems that this attempt to borrow money has completely failed.

"Okay, let's not talk about this at the dinner table. Xiao Wuzi will pay you back when he makes money in the future. Let's eat." Han's mother once again unconditionally defended her youngest son.

"Mom, every time I talk about Xiao Wuzi, you protect him. If this continues..."

"If I don't protect him, who will? As brothers and sisters, can't you take care of Xiao Wuzi a little more? What's wrong with borrowing some money? You have it in you."

Han's mother's words made the children bow their heads, and Han Chunming felt very warm in his heart.