On the second day of the wedding, the comatose husband was awakened by anger

Cheng Menglan’s live broadcast room exploded.

[Isn't this Cheng Menglan sick? She was clearly wrong just now. The college student said that simple painting does not require liquid foundation, but she not only used it, but also used such a dark color, and said it was a hot girl style. Is she sick? I think she is just jealous that the college student is whiter than her. ]

[Isn't it that catching dog shit in public, now celebrities have such unique tastes? 】

[Fuck, my good friend asked me if I was a fan of Cheng Menglan, I dare not admit it, I am now ashamed to be a fan of Cheng Menglan, I feel like I can't even hold my head up when I go home, I will be laughed at by my family, I have been a fan of a star for two years who publicly received shit and still crawled in the dark.]

[Ahhhhhhhh, this is disgusting. I'm still eating. ]

[Hahaha, that dog was probably scared away by Cheng Menglan who suddenly rushed over to catch the shit.]

【Hahahaha, it's true. 】

[Hahahaha, I actually found someone who is even crazier than Aotian. There are always people better than you, hahahahaha. ]

Soon the hot search became "female celebrities catching shit in public"

Cheng Menglan likes shit

Cheng Menglan Mental Illness

He Qing reached out and tugged at the hem of Xu Yanche's clothes: "Yanyan, this is not elegant."

Xu Yanche rubbed his face, which looked a little sore from smiling.

She stood up and nodded her head, "Yeah, yeah, Qingqing baby is right. Let's go back and eat. I just saw someone selling hamburgers in the snack street. Let's go buy two, two for me and two for you."

He Qing: "Okay."

He Qing is in a very complicated mood now.

I used to think that being able to hear my little wife’s inner voice was a magical thing.

I didn't expect that my young wife could change things.

What he is most concerned about now is that his wife has just seen that woman catching shit so disgustingly, how can she still eat?

Reality told him that his young wife had a strong ability to withstand stress.

It tastes delicious.

He Qing pushed the two burgers he hadn't eaten to Xu Yanche: "Yanyan, eat them."

By the way, he pushed the remaining skewers in front of Xu Yanche.

He really has no appetite now.

He looked at his young wife with some admiration.

He Qing: His daughter Yanyan has a really strong psychological endurance.

Feng Su and Wo Chunzhu, who had sneaked out during the lunch break, ran over to find Xu Yanche.

The two men were wearing animal skins, with some unknown paint on their faces and messy hair. They looked like two savages.

Xu Yanche almost didn't recognize them.

The voice was filled with the sound of Buddha, who was trying to save all living beings: "Where are you two from? Where are you going? You don't look like locals. Have you run into any difficulties? Tell me and I will give you some guidance."

Wo Chunzhu: “…”

Feng Su: "I'm your father." This voice is too pretentious.

Xu Yanche: "The traitor."

Wo Chunzhu moved a small stool, took two skewers of grilled pork belly from the plate in front of Xu Yanche, and handed one to Feng Su.

"Hey, hey, hey, come on, the photo I just posted in the group is what happened, there's some gossip to share."

Feng Su: "Yes, yes, tell me quickly. We both sneaked out during lunch break just to get to know the truth. Time is tight, so I'll give you 30 minutes."

Xu Yanche finished He Qing's two burgers quickly, looking as if he was afraid that they would be snatched away by the two people next to him.

He did not answer Feng Su's question, but started talking about something else.

"I had a dream yesterday. I dreamed that you, Feng Su, were under a colorful cloud, looking very mighty and domineering."

Feng Su did not respond to his words, but slapped him: "Do you want to say that I am Roaring Sky Dog lying at Erlang Shen's feet? I have already brushed it off."

Xu Yanche glanced at Feng Su with dissatisfaction.

Her tone was filled with heartache: "Alas, I really spoiled you too much when you were young, and you even dared to commit crimes. Actually, there is nothing to say, but I don't know why Teacher Cheng suddenly saw a dog pooping, so she flew over and reached out to catch it, and she actually caught it."

"People who don't know her would think she has some kind of snack habit."

"You didn't see it. The look in her eyes, the speed, especially the dark crawling at the end, were really scary, like she was having a seizure."

Wo Chunzhu: "Fuck, is Cheng Menglan mentally ill? You said this incident has caused such a big fuss, and it was broadcast live on the entire network. What solution will her team come up with by then?"

Xu Yanche took out a candy from his pocket, unwrapped it, and fed it to He Qing.

[Hehe, I am such a good and competent husband. I know my little wife can’t get along with my friends, but I still care about her emotions. ]

He Qing opened his mouth and ate the candy that Xu Yanche fed him.

He wanted to correct Xu Yanche's thoughts.

But in the end, I didn't say it out loud. If I had said it out loud.

It was exposed.

Finally chose to shut up.

Feng Su picked up the roasted eggplant, took a bite, and squinted her eyes happily: It’s delicious.

He looked like he knew everything: "Xiao Zhu, you don't know this, right? If many people scolded her later, she would say that she had depression and it was an attack at that time, or she would directly put the blame on the customer at that time."

Wo Chunzhu nodded: "That makes sense. When did you become so smart, Xiao Suzi? Why didn't I notice it before?"

Feng Su: “…” I’ve always been very smart, okay? Please don’t slander me.

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In the afternoon, Xu Yanche saw that there were not many ingredients left, so he prepared to close the stall and go back. Since it was still early, just past seven o'clock, he planned to go to the beach with He Qing.

"Qingqing baby, let's pack up and go to the beach to enjoy the sea breeze."

He Qing: "Okay."

"Let's not buy barbecue tomorrow. Let's go to the beach to have some fun. The other guests don't make as much as we do anyway. Wait for me..."

The words are not finished yet.

Two red banknotes appeared in front of Xu Yanche.