On the second day of the wedding, the comatose husband was awakened by anger

Xu Yanche rode an electric bike to take He Qing to the stall.

Let him sit here and wait for him.

He went to buy groceries.

He Qing: "I'll go with you."

Xu Yanche refused: "No, no, just put the egg tarts in place and I'll buy some bags when I come back."

After saying this, he drove away in a hurry.

Xu Yanche walked around the vegetable market and bought the vegetables he wanted.

Before leaving.

He saw a stall selling eggplants.

Those eggplants are round and purple-black, and look very much like Hei Dashuai.

Xu Yanche bought ten kilograms.

The amount I bought today was about the same as yesterday.

If you buy too much and can't sell it, it will be a waste of food.

Besides, he wanted to go home early at night and didn't want to be outside and feed mosquitoes.

Buy the skewers and plastic bags.

After counting the things, he drove to meet He Qing.

As soon as I arrived at the barbecue stall, I saw Feng Su and Wo Chunzhu squatting on the ground, playing games.

He Qing sat on the small stool with a noble and cold look.

On the small table next to the barbecue stall, the egg tarts had been arranged as Xu Yanche had said, and the price tag was also written on it.

Xu Yanche: "Why are you two here?"

Feng Su looked up and said, "I'm waiting for the amusement park to open. I was planning to come here for dinner this morning, but when I saw your Mr. He was here, I came over. Are you coming for the qualifying match?"

Xu Yanche refused: "No, I'm busy making a lot of money now."

[A mere game can't stop me from making money. And if Qingqing baby wants to go to the amusement park, then of course I have to work hard and try to get Qingqing baby first place.]

Wo Chunzhu put away his phone and looked at Xu Yanche and He Qing who were busy.

He held his chin with both hands and sighed, "I didn't expect that the first one among our group to get married would be Xiao Xu. Sigh, I don't know what kind of shit luck this person has, to actually eat so well."

Feng Su glanced at Wo Chunzhu and said, "You've been eating well lately, just like your beautiful sister with abs."

Wo Chunzhu listened to Feng Su's words, not knowing what he was thinking about.

The tips of my ears suddenly turned red.

He stammered, "No, no, no."

Feng Su was originally just guessing. After all, when girls are intimate with each other, it’s hard to tell anything.

I didn't expect this to be true.

He patted Wo Chunzhu on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Alas, it is really true that you cannot keep your son when he grows up."

Wo Chunzhu slapped Feng Su directly and rudely.

"Shut up, you rebellious son! How dare you rebel against your superiors?"

After Xu Yanche and He Qing skewered the vegetables and meat.

Xu Yanche kissed He Qing on the cheek: "Qingqing baby is really capable."

He Qing's heart rate bracelet rang.

But he still put on a cool look on his face: "Yeah."

[Suck, suck, suck, look at this abstinent look. He is obviously so happy inside, but he still pretends. Oh, I really want to pin him down and beat him up.]

Feng Su looked at the two people opposite her with pink bubbles coming out of their eyes.

I took out my phone, searched for dismemberment cases and horror stories, and started reading.

A wise man does not fall in love.

He wants to be a rational person.

If you want to fall in love, you should fall in love with money, especially red banknotes.

Noon.

The sun is rising.

There are few guests.

Xu Yanche grilled a few skewers of enoki mushrooms, eggplant, potato chips, pork belly, chicken, and rice cakes.

Although only a few skewers of each were grilled, they added up to a lot.

Xu Yanche sat on a stool and handed He Qing a skewer of pork belly: "Come here, my queen, this is a reward for you."

He Qing took a look and didn't want to eat it: "I don't like eating fatty meat."

Xu Yanche's brain froze for a while.

[No, who told me that he is not picky about food? Now he is picky about food.]

"Didn't you say before that you weren't picky about food?"

He Qing felt a little guilty.

He was talking nonsense at that time.

To leave a good impression on his young wife.

Xu Yanche looked at He Qing's reaction and knew that he was feeling guilty.

[Am I a person who is difficult to talk to and mean? Although sometimes I am really mean, alas, such delicious pork belly can only be eaten by myself, hahahaha, these are all mine. ]

Although she was very proud in her heart, she pretended to be sad on the surface: "Queen, since you dare to deceive the emperor, I will forgive you because it is your first offense."

He gave two skewers of chicken to He Qing and ate the rest himself.

He Qing thought about it and said, "I didn't mean it. I said I wasn't picky about food because I wanted to leave a good impression on you."

Xu Yanche was stunned.

He looked at He Qing.

I didn't expect He Qing to explain to me.

Xu Yanche was still biting the skewer of meat in his mouth, staring blankly at He Qing.

The white hair is exploding.

Looks very cute.

He Qing reached out and pressed the hair on Xu Yanche's head down.

Trying to calm down the angry hair on Xu Yanche's head.

But the ahoge on Xu Yanche's head has its own ideas.

As soon as I pressed it, it exploded again.

Xu Yanche saw people near the beach not far away from the corner of his eye.

Eyes light up.

Not far away under the tree.

Cheng Menglan was arguing with a girl.

Xu Yanche pulled He Qing closer.

Crouching behind the green belt.

This morning he learned from Feng Su that Fei Yiming went to move bricks, earning two hundred yuan a day and having a lot of fun.

Cheng Menglan set up a stall to do makeup for others.

But business is not very prosperous.

Xu Yanche used the function provided by the system to see what happened.

[A female college student came to visit during her holiday and saw Cheng Menglan putting on makeup at a stall. She knew that she was a celebrity and thought her makeup skills should be pretty good, so she told Cheng Menglan that she only needed to put on some simple makeup and that she didn’t need liquid foundation.]

[But Cheng Menglan didn't listen at all and applied a darker foundation to the female college student. The female student was originally playing with her phone, but she realized something was wrong and said she didn't want to do it anymore. She was originally speaking in a nice tone, but Cheng Menglan didn't want to speak in a nice tone at all.]

Xu Yanche smacked his lips: Isn't this just being unreasonable?

He Qing reached out and took the stick from Xu Yanche's hand and threw it into the trash can beside him.

[Cheng Menglan looked pitifully at the fair-looking female college student in front of her.]

Xu Yanche looked at the number of words he could change.

Rub your hands secretly.

The word "ke" was changed to "shit".

【Cheng Menglan looked at the fair-looking female college student in front of her with pity.】

Cheng Menglan, who was originally looking at the fair-skinned female college student pitifully, saw a dog pooping out of the corner of her eye.

Like a fly seeing shit, it rushed over immediately.

Reach out and catch that dog's shit.

The dog was startled.

He ran away immediately, whimpering in fear.

Xu Yanche was almost laughing madly.

【Hahahaha, this word change is really effective. Who told her to buy the trending searches to discredit me? Let me give you a taste of my revenge.】

He Qing looked at Xu Yanche with difficulty in explaining.

Xu Yanche took out the mobile phone distributed by the crew.

Click on the small group of three people including himself, Feng Su and Wo Chunzhu.

I took a photo and sent it to Cheng Menglan who was looking at the dog poop on her hand with affection.

Originally [Cheng Menglan looked at the fair-skinned female college student in an accusing manner, and walked towards her, her tone carrying a pitiful and instructive tone: "I think that makeup is very suitable for you. Look, you have tried it, shouldn't you pay for it? Don't do this kind of robbery."]

Xu Yanche continued to make changes, changing walking to crawling.

[Cheng Menglan looked at the fair-skinned female college student in an accusing manner and crawled towards her, her tone carrying a pitiful and instructive tone: "I think that makeup is very suitable for you. Look, you have tried it, shouldn't you pay for it? Don't do this kind of robbery."]

Then the fair-skinned female college student was horrified to find that Cheng Menglan, who had just been pestering her, was now holding shit in her hands, lying on the ground, crawling towards her.

College student: "Fuck, you are fucking crazy, it's obviously your own fault, not only did you extort money, but now you are deliberately disgusting me, I will take a photo and post it on the campus wall, today is really fucking unlucky, I really didn't check the almanac before going out."

After saying that, he picked up his bag and ran away quickly.

From the look on his face, it looked like he was very afraid that Cheng Menglan would suddenly go crazy and throw the hot dog shit on him. After all, a mentally ill person can do anything.