I became famous for broadcasting my life as a social animal to different dynasties

Various dynasties: !!!!!!

Ah ah ah ah ah--

what is this!

I just want to poke my eyes out!

So people in later generations like Ying Zheng only because of his superficial appearance. He is an emperor, an emperor who destroyed the six kingdoms and unified the world!

How could he, who could achieve such great success, look like the mess above?

And let him go free?

Not having Jing Ke torn to pieces on the spot was a sign of his mercy!

On TV, Jing Ke was still speaking with his eyes blank as he spoke these explosive words: We watched the sunrise and sunset together, and walked through the rough times hand in hand together...

Liu Bang was so embarrassed that he kept digging his feet into the ground. He wanted to rush in and give him a big slap in the face: Wake up! You are an assassin! ! Assassin! ! ! Do you know what an assassin is? ! ! Assassin--

Jing Ke was still immersed in his own emotions: This is the free and easy life that Li'er most longs for, and it is also the life that people all over the world most long for!

But there is a kind of freedom that you, Ying Zheng, will never be able to understand!

People all over the world are in tears: I told you not to involve us!

You can pursue your own aspirations, but why should you represent us in our aspirations? !

Meng Tian trembled and did not dare to look at Ying Zheng above him.

What are these later generations acting like? It's just a mess!

Liu Che: It’s so poisonous!

Ying Zheng's goal is to rule the world and be free? Isn't the emperor the freest person in the world?

Zhuge Liang:......

Does this person have any serious illness?

Is it because of Qin Shi Huang that there was war? Didn't he learn history?

Since the decline of the Zhou royal family, the various vassal states had been engaged in war for more than 500 years. It was Ying Zheng who ended the war!

If the vassal states continue to govern themselves, there will be continuous wars year after year.

Cao Cao was very surprised: Is this a play performed by people in later generations? This level is impossible!

Even "The King of Sloppiness" watched by a child is full of meaning. Is this the level of a drama about the history of the previous dynasty?

Is that the connotation?

No, is there any connotation? No!

The key point is that these two people just kept talking about this, and no one around them reacted?

Just chatting like this?

Do you want to ask someone to come up with a plate of melon seeds and do some singing and dancing?

Just as he was expressing his disgust, Ying Zheng on TV finally couldn't stand Jing Ke's nonsense anymore and kicked him.

See you in the picture!

Map means: Finally you remembered me!

In an instant, the surrounding soldiers surrounded Jing Ke and captured Qin Wuyang.

Jing Ke looked around blankly, without making any move for a long time.

Liu Bang looked desperate: Is he a waste? An assassin? Him?

Then Ying Zheng said: How dare you disobey me! Today I will kill you with my own hands!

He then ordered the soldiers to retreat. In a blink of an eye, only these two men and a general who had not retreated were left in the hall.

The emperors and ministers of various dynasties who had a heart attack again: …

No... shouldn't we order the soldiers to go forward and kill the assassin now? What are we doing?

Then they saw Ying Zheng fighting with Jing Ke with a sword.

……

This is also a brain-dead...

But before the fight started, Jing Ke vomited blood, right on the painting he had taken out.

??? They didn't even blink, why is he like this?

"Good!" A minister shouted in the quiet palace of King Qin, and then turned to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, look at how brave you are in the eyes of future generations! You have already seriously injured the opponent before you even made a move!"

The other ministers who were all very cautious: …

I couldn't tell for a moment whether you were being sarcastic or sincerely praising me...

Ying Zheng: "... Come on, drag him away..." He wanted to say torn him to pieces, but thinking about the current situation of the Qin Dynasty, he changed the subject: "Drag him away to build the Great Wall!"

The poor minister never expected that his flattery would hit the horse's leg, and he was dragged away with screams.

Looking at the sky again, the two were still fighting, like a fight between street thugs, punching and kicking each other.

The ministers at the steps stood in a straight line like wooden sticks and watched them fight.

When the general saw Ying Zheng was injured, he wanted to go forward to help, but was stopped.

……

Damn it! Both of them should die!

This scene made other dynasties curse loudly.

After waiting for a long time, Ying Zheng defeated Jing Ke and crushed him under his feet. The extremely powerful woman in red had no idea how many rows of paper-like Qin soldiers she had passed through, but her face was still fair and her hair was not moved at all.

The long skirt didn't trip her up either~~

Emperors of various dynasties: Could this woman be the Li'er mentioned by Jing Ke?

No way, isn’t she a concubine in Ying Zheng’s harem?

As delicate and beautiful as a puppet.

Various dynasties: So what exactly does this strong woman want to do?

Looking back at Ying Zheng, Jing Ke had been stabbed through by his sword. The rulers and ministers of various dynasties just breathed a sigh of relief, but when Ying Zheng turned around, the other party stood up again.

The rulers and ministers of various dynasties: …

Damn it! Can you be more decisive? It's not fun to kill anyone!

Jing Ke, who was stabbed through, stood up and stabbed Ying Zheng with the sword in high spirits. The ministers on both sides still stood in neat lines and watched the show quietly.

Only the general next to Ying Zheng shouted and rushed forward to block the sword for him.

Then he was stabbed to death by Jing Ke's sword.

Emperors and ministers of all dynasties: …

Let’s say, the opponent is already injured. As a general, can’t you just raise your foot and kick him?

Why would you open your arms and let the other person kill you?

Moreover, an assassin from the other side was injured and was able to kill someone on your home turf...

...It’s just trash!!!

So Ying Zheng got so angry that he stabbed Jing Ke with his sword again. Now he finally fell down!

But it's not quick and neat at all, and it's so slow that the food is getting cold.

Such a thrilling and exciting scene of Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin was performed in a slow and useless way by later generations, making the whole process make people sleepy.

And those very confusing words...

Then the camera changed again, and the woman in red was still killing Qin Jun with a knife.

Liu Bang yawned and asked, "How many soldiers has she killed?"

"There are probably 4 or 5 batches." Zhang Liang said.

“Why do they feel like they are all from the same batch?”

"I also think they are from the same group."

"So this is just playing house?"

"It's a kind of parody, right?"

"But this is too dramatic. How could Ying Zheng unify the six kingdoms if he was like that?"

"Of course not, don't take it seriously."

Finally, the woman in red came to the hall and saw the half-dead Jing Ke. Yes, he was not dead yet.

First he was poisoned, then he was beaten, then he was pierced twice. What a strong vitality...

After the two had a conversation, they finally decided to close their eyes.

Ying Zheng ordered all the ministers to leave, and only two people were left in the hall, staring at each other.

The rulers and ministers of various dynasties suddenly felt embarrassed and subconsciously did not want to watch any further.

The woman in red looked at Ying Zheng with tears in her eyes: You don’t believe me…

Ying Zheng: I don’t want you to be sad, and I don’t want you to watch your brother die! Li’er, I love you!

The real Ying Zheng's pupils trembled instantly!

Emperors and ministers of all dynasties: …

Why do I feel a little sympathy for the First Emperor?

Woman in red: Then you have done what you were supposed to do, and now it’s my turn to do what I was supposed to do.

Ying Zheng: You want to kill me for Jing Ke.

Woman in red: No, I do this for the people of the world.

The people of the world who are eating melons: …

Let's say you guys are sick? It's something you want to do, but you drag them into it!

What are you doing? Do you think you are selfless by dragging us into this?

Get out of here!