I became famous for broadcasting my life as a social animal to different dynasties

The next morning, Yuan Fei took his equipment and went fishing.

Zhou Jinyu slept until noon and Mother Yuan had already cooked lunch.

He invited her to come over for dinner, and they ate while watching TV.

Such a simple scene ignited the people of all dynasties.

"She, she, she...she actually slept so late in front of her future mother-in-law!!"

"It's ok for her to sleep late, but her mother-in-law even cooked for her!"

"Unfilial! This is extremely unfilial!!"

"Hey, the mother-in-law hasn't said anything, why are you making such a fuss?" One woman immediately became dissatisfied and started to argue with them.

The two sides were about to fight after a disagreement, and the village head hurriedly shouted: "Watch carefully, no quarreling, no fighting! Whoever moves first will be locked up and not allowed to look at the sky!"

Both parties had no choice but to sit down in disappointment.

Emperors and ministers of all dynasties: Don’t speak, don’t criticize, because it will be useless even if you speak.

Thousands of years later, the descendants will have their own blessings~

Just let your ancestors lie still and mind their business, otherwise your life span will be shortened by half.

Zhou Jinyu picked up a piece of food with chopsticks and asked, "Auntie, why did you get up so early?"

"I do want to sleep, but I don't sleep as much as I'm getting older." Yuan's mother said cheerfully, "On the contrary, you young people should sleep as much as you can. You work like a beast every day and it's so hard. You should rest as much as you can when you have time. When you are old, you won't be able to sleep even if you want to!"

"Yeah." Zhou Jinyu nodded: "Isn't Yuan Fei coming back to eat?"

"No matter what he does, he is just like his old man. He can go a whole day without eating or drinking as long as he goes fishing. Don't worry about him. He won't die." Mother Yuan smiled and said, "Let's just watch TV, eat and drink~~~"

"Okay~~"

At this time, the commercial on TV ended.

The scene flashed, and a towering palace appeared. A white-faced, beardless man wearing a loose black robe and a crown sat in the middle seat.

The emperors and ministers of all dynasties were stunned: Oh, this is a story about the emperor, I wonder which emperor it is about?

Black clothes. Among all dynasties, only the Qin Dynasty belonged to the water virtue, so black was valued.

So this man is the king of the Qin Dynasty? I wonder which generation of Qin king he is?

Ying Zheng's brows jumped and he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Then I heard a voice from the TV: Call Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang to the palace.

Emperors and ministers of various dynasties: Oh wow, it’s the famous Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin~~~Then the person who just appeared is Ying Zheng interpreted by later generations!

Is this how Ying Zheng looks in the eyes of later generations?

If Ying Zheng saw this, he would be so angry that he would die.

Come, come, and see how later generations interpret it.

Liu Bang clapped his hands and laughed: "Hahaha, this is Ying Zheng? This is actually Ying Zheng!" He turned to Zhang Liang and said: "Don't later generations admire Ying Zheng very much? Why do you interpret him like this?"

"I guess people in later generations don't know what Ying Zheng looked like," said Zhang Liang.

"But that can't be the case. Before Ying Zheng was assassinated by Jing Ke, he had already started to destroy the six kingdoms. How could such a person be like the one above? Not to mention his appearance, even his aura is wrong. Ying Zheng was decisive and ruthless. Zifang, do you think this person above looks like someone who can unify the six kingdoms?"

Zhang Liang: "...Your Majesty, this is just the imagination of future generations."

Liu Bang shook his head. Although he overthrew the Qin Dynasty, one could only say that Ying Zheng was worthy of being the first emperor. Replacing him with another person might not be able to unify the Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng:  …

Jing Ke is the assassin sent by Prince Dan of Yan to kill me.

So that person just now is...

No, that's not me!!

People from other dynasties ordered their people to serve snacks and prepare to watch the fun.

On TV, Jing Ke held the box containing Fan Yuqi's head and walked towards the palace step by step. As he walked, he thought: For the prince, for Tian Guang, for the dead Fan Yuqi, and for the common people of the world!

Dawn People: ...

Get out!

I don't give a shit about you assassinating me!

Why do I have to be scammed by you guys even though I am just farming at home?

It was obvious that you assassinated him because you were afraid that your country would be destroyed by Ying Zheng. In the final analysis, it was all for your own benefit!

Damn it! They are just bullying us because we don’t have a say.

If this happens in the future, I will sue you for slander!

Ying Zheng got a headache when he saw the man in the black cloak sitting on the throne: "Li Si!"

"The minister is here."

"What clothes the Qin people wore, how they wore them, what patterns they had, etc. must all be engraved on bronze ware!! All systems, laws, etc. of the Qin Dynasty must be recorded truthfully and in detail!" We cannot let future generations act so ignorantly.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

At this time, the picture on TV changed again, and a woman in red dress woke up. She took out a sword and killed two rows of armored soldiers holding sharp weapons who tried to stop her from leaving the palace!

The rulers and ministers of each dynasty: "..."

Do you, the people of later generations, know why the other six countries called the Qin army a group of tigers and wolves?

do you know?

Tiger and wolf division!!

Do you know what it means?

Do you want me to explain it to you word by word?

This woman knocked over a dozen people to the ground with just a few moves...

Are these Qin soldiers made of paper?

It turned out that the Qin soldiers were really like this. Not to mention unifying the six kingdoms, they couldn’t even unify six villages!

And is this woman a concubine of Ying Zheng? As far as they know, no concubine dares to be so presumptuous in front of Ying Zheng.

Not to mention the person, even his ashes were scattered everywhere.

Here, Jing Ke has arrived at the hall and is ready to present the map of Du Kang of Yan State to Ying Zheng.

In another shot, the woman in red defeated all the soldiers who tried to stop her as if assisted by God.

Ying Zheng:  …

When did I have such a person in my harem? If he really has such a talent, why does he stay in the harem?

Go and conquer the world for me and destroy the Huns! !

Various dynasties: What did later generations perform?

Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin was such a tense and serious matter that the two men looked at each other with affection...

It’s so uncomfortable!

The most ridiculous thing is that in this tense and exciting scene where the real motive is revealed, the Emperor Ying Zheng on TV actually told Jing Ke to stop and said: "Don't scroll any further. I know what you are going to do. If you stop now, I will let you go free."

Jing Ke looked awkward: No, you don’t know what freedom means!

Then, he put down the map, took out a painting, and said affectionately: This is what Li'er drew! She wanted to go with me to see the sea, the grassland, the mountains and the rivers~~ This is the life she wants, and it is also the life that people all over the world want! !

People of the world: Get out!!

Don't hit me!

Do you want to watch the sea and grassland and drink the northwest wind every day?

What is there by the sea? It’s not like people in later generations have magical technology to grow rice by the sea.

There are also grasslands. Don’t you know that there are Huns on the grasslands? Are you going there to seek death?

Is this Jing Ke mentally retarded?

If you want to die, please don’t drag us into it. We don’t want to!