The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

Chapter 505: A Gentleman Can Stay Calm Even When a Woman's Arms Are Seduced

Perhaps it was because her pair of black eyes were too silent, and staring at one place for too long would easily bring a sense of oppression. Or perhaps Yu Mian was too familiar with the snake's temperament, and he subconsciously sensed her "dangerous" thoughts just by being stared at.

He immediately raised his hands to cover his eyes, interrupted her thoughts and asked, "What are you thinking about?"

She suspected that something dangerous was brewing in Seung-kyung’s mind, but she had no proof.

Shengqing did not hide anything and told her the truth. He wanted to knock open her head and see what she was thinking about all day.

He was immediately stopped by Yu Mian, "Stop having this dangerous idea, Guai'ang, there's nothing good to see inside my head..." It was all cerebrospinal fluid and brains, just like everyone else.

But what is she looking at her head for?

If... the speed was fast, or if some strange secret method was used so it wouldn't hurt, then she wouldn't be unable to accept it, Yu Mian hypnotized herself.

Sheng Qing tilted his head, and was stunned for a moment, then he sensed a hint of fear from the tone, and asked with a smile: "What is Mian'er thinking about?"

"My wife is talking about reading minds, what are you thinking?" Her brows slightly frowned, was she a bloody and cruel person in Mian'er's heart who would betray her at any time?

But even if she was...it would be impossible to treat her like this.

"Reading minds... I'm talking about reading minds!" Yu Mian came back to his senses and immediately tried to excuse himself, "Is there any secret method to achieve this?"

If she wants to read it, she can read it. Anyway, she has no secrets. In front of Shengqing, she is always transparent and can be seen through at a glance.

“Yes, there is…” Sheng Qing nodded in agreement, but did not explain the method, nor did he plan to implement it, because this secret method is usually used for interrogation and is harmful to the soul.

“…but it will damage your soul. Your wife is just joking with you.” The thought flashed through her mind for a moment, and it was impossible for her to carry it out at all, because in comparison, Mian'er, whose psychological activities were unknown, was more adorable when teased.

Like a reckless lamb, no one knows which tree she will run into in the next second.

"It's like this...Actually, if you want to know something, just ask me and I'll tell you." Yu Mian said frankly.

Sheng Qing glanced at her and said, "I want to know what's going on in Mian'er's mind that makes her blush so easily..."

“It’s not that easy! At most… occasionally, right? I’m still calm and composed… very gentlemanly…” Yu Mian subconsciously retorted after hearing this, and then his voice became more and more guilty, and finally ended in a breath.

Even she herself began to reflect on whether she was too sensitive. She raised her hand and touched her face, and it seemed that it blushed easily.

Then he consciously directed his spiritual power to his face, directly directing the blood under his skin, and his blushing immediately stopped.

"Look, it's gone now!" She demonstrated to Sheng Qing that as long as she kept circulating her spiritual power in her body and passed it through the upper three burners more often, she would be able to control her emotions well.

Sheng Qing looked at the pair of eyes that were slightly proud, and finally nodded lovingly, "Yes, no more..."

Just eyes that can speak, always revealing emotions.

The evil thoughts in her heart suddenly rippled, and she closed the distance between them, and said in a good way, "Let me see how our Xuanji Venerable can remain calm..."

This sentence aroused Yu Mian's competitive spirit. She pursed her lips and looked ready to die.

Then the belt around the waist was untied and slowly placed on the table, in front of Yu Mian.

When the restraints on her waist loosened, she didn't feel any relief, but her body trembled and her muscles tightened.

"What... are you doing?" She asked even though she knew the answer, but she still tried to remain calm. Her face was calm, but her eyes trembled slightly for a moment in helplessness.

"I'm changing clothes for you, my young master..." The voice in my ear was delicate and long, with a hint of provocation in the deliberately prolonged ending.

To pry open this hard mouth.

Yu Mian wanted to stand up and hide away on the spot. This was the kitchen, and she didn't want any weird things to happen between her and Sheng Qing here.

Just as I was about to put more force on my feet, I heard Shengqing's provocation in my ear, "Aren't you calm down when you sit in my arms?"

Yu Mian pursed his lips into a straight line, trying to use his spiritual power to control the blood color on his face. He resisted the urge to stand up and said, "Humph... that's all..."

"That's right... Our Reverend Xuanji is not ordinary. She is a real lady who never changes her expression even when facing a crisis..." Shengqing lightly hooked the belt with his fingertips, reached his hand inside, and then scratched the itchy spot on Yumian's waist!

next second.

Yu Mian immediately broke down, “Eh??! Hahahaha… No… It’s… You cheated! Stop tickling me, hahahahahahaha…”

She twisted like an inflated balloon, her body facing the opposite direction of Shengqing, hiding as if she had encountered some ferocious beast, and ran away very quickly.

But her waist was held, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't escape Sheng Qing's clutches. She could only laugh until she looked breathless.

Finally, he released his spiritual power, his face flushed with laughter, "I can't take it anymore, hahahaha, stop tickling me, I give up... I give up...!"

She raised her hands above her ears, indicating that she had given up resisting, and finally the evil claws tickling her waist stopped.

Yu Mian raised her hand to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes, then grabbed the belt on the table, tied it tightly around herself, broke away from Sheng Qing's touch, and instantly moved to the opposite side of her.

"You cheated! What just happened doesn't count. My face turned red because I was tickled and laughed, not because of what you said." After she put herself at a safe distance, the first thing she did was to forget her roots and completely deny that she had begged for mercy just a second ago. She acted like a cheat.

After Sheng Qing had a good time playing the prank, he put his hand on the table and propped up his chin, as if he couldn't help but tease: "Oh...it turns out that Mian'er secretly used spiritual power to control the circulation of qi and blood, so it's not cheating~"

Yu Mian felt uneasy, he was discovered...

She faced Sheng Qing's gaze, and her face became hot again. How could that be considered cheating? Using spiritual power to control something was something she could do with her own ability. She clearly did not use any external force, she just used spiritual power...

She tried to hypnotize herself silently, but in the end she couldn't resist her conscience. She raised her hands to cover her face and half-resignedly said, "...It's a one-to-one tie at best."

"Does it count as a victory for my wife now?" Sheng Qing sat down next to Yu Mian at some point and poked her cheek between his fingers with his fingertips.

Yu Mian changed his position to the other side again to avoid her teasing.

But Shengqing was like a plaster. No matter where she went, she would be caught up and there was no escape. In the end, she was discouraged and gave up, "Okay... You win..."

"I am a shy person. I can't keep calm at all, especially when I meet you. I get more and more confused. It's really a mess..." She put her hands on the table and buried her head in them.

【——The wife of the bandit leader】

"But... I am very happy." She buried her head in her arms and muttered the last sentence in a low voice.

What is messy is the colorful emotions that are always being moved, but they eventually turn into popping candies, clearly stimulating the joy of the nerves.

When she was with Sheng Qing, she was not a gentleman at all. It was inevitable that she would complain about him, feel moved, and be obsessed with him.

He is a vulgar person.

Sheng Qing heard this and paused for a moment, intending to continue teasing her. He imitated Yu Mian's movements and lay on the table, turning his head towards her and looking at her exposed red ears.

Yu Mian covered his face for a while and felt the heat on his face subsided a lot. Suddenly he realized that there was no sound outside.

He sat up a little straighter, stretched his arms to the edge of the table, and looked down from his feet. Sheng Qing was sitting next to him, and the scent of green medicine lingered around his nose.

what is she doing?

He tilted his head quietly, revealing one eye and looking around, and his eyes met those of another childish head lying there.

The two of them were like childish elementary school students, lying on the table, looking at each other, elbows touching, one with eyes slightly curved, the other with eyes wide open.

"Childish..." Yu Mian finally commented lightly, then curved his eyes, but he didn't know whether he was talking about Sheng Qing or himself.

Under the table, the four legs that were originally arranged neatly began to "fight", and Yu Mian was defeated and trapped in the end.

She straightened up, not wanting to waste time with this boring, childish guy any more. "Let's go to Lanyi Mountain to order wedding dresses for Fifth Senior Sister and the others."

"Why bother?" Sheng Qing shook his head, took out the stack of drawings, and simply sketched a teleportation array on the table. He then used his spiritual power to condense the request into a spiritual letter and teleported directly over on the spot.

Lanyi Mountain.

Zhu Niang, who was originally in a daze with her eight spider legs hanging on the web, was suddenly awakened. Since her disciples went down the mountain, her business on the mountain has become much quieter, and she was almost dozing off.

He raised his head, stretched out his claws and picked up the spiritual letter, and Sheng Qing's sharp words were revealed, which stated his height, specific clothing material requirements, and the date of the wedding...

Zhu Niang took a look and saw that there were still at least ten months left, so it was totally enough time. She yawned and decided to continue sleeping for half a month and start working when the weather got warmer.

Just as she closed her eyes, a storage bag fell down and almost made a small bump on her head, followed by two words.

"ASAP."

She opened all ten eyes and blinked twice.

?

Venerable Huai Ci cannot help but preach...

As she thought about it, she used her spiritual power to probe into it, closed her eyes instantly, and put the Qiankun bag into her arms. She wondered if she was dazzled by the spiritual stones inside. She took another look and gasped the next moment.

It's really reasonable!

As expected, he is Venerable Huai Ci!

Start working immediately! With a flick of the finger on the web, the entire mountain turns into a loom and starts to work.

Sheng Qing looked at the changes taking place in Lanyi Mountain within the formation, nodded, and waved his hand to erase the image.

Then, as if to take credit for it, he said to Yu Mian, "Okay, if it's the fastest, it can be finished before March. If you're not satisfied during this period, you can revise it a few more times. I've given you enough deposit."

"How much did you give?" Yu Mian asked curiously.

"Three thousand top-grade spirit stones." Sheng Qing answered casually, "This kind of wedding gown is difficult to make. Usually, one thousand top-grade spirit stones are used as a deposit, and two thousand are used as a final payment."

"Triple the price to let Zhu Niang specialize in service is well worth it, and these are just the small parts. The big parts are the attached clothing formation, spirit stones, gems, etc., and two sets will cost about 100,000 spirit stones." In Shengqing's opinion, marriage is the only time in a lifetime, and cultivators have long lifespans, and even if they can achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven in the future, their lifespan will be endless, so naturally they have to do their best.

At least it should be kept at the bottom of the box and not rot for 100,000 years to be considered qualified.

She collected the body of her and Mian'er and sealed it in cold jade. She set up a time-delay formation, and the flow of time in the formation was much slower. In this way, it could be preserved for a longer time without losing any spiritual charm.

Yu Mian nodded. That was true. After all, it was a grand wedding, so naturally every detail had to be perfect.

But all she spent were Sheng Qing's spirit stones. She felt like a gigolo who lived off him. She glanced at Sheng Qing's face... Even if he was a gigolo, she had made money.

"One hundred thousand top-grade spirit stones, is that enough for you?" She took out her small treasury and pushed it towards Sheng Qing, but she pushed it back.

"Of course it's enough. Mian'er, do you doubt your wife's financial ability?" Sheng Qing raised his eyebrows. It was the first time that someone felt that spending some spirit stones would make him poor. Suddenly, he remembered a small thing...

It seems that she has never exposed her secret stash of money.

“Let’s go…” Sheng Qing grabbed Yu Mian’s hand and immediately brought Yu Mian to a secret cave on the hillside behind Yufu Mountain.

Deep inside the cave, a golden star-bronze door stood before him. It was the first time that Yu Mian came to this place.

The Yufu Palace is already very large, but it is just a small dot in the entire radiating mountain range. Her daily work area is mainly within one kilometer around the Yufu Palace, and she rarely goes to the mountainside, the back mountain and other places.

"What are you doing here?" Yu Mian raised her hand and touched the bronze door in front of her. It was engraved with a formation that she couldn't understand due to her current level of cultivation. The only thing she could understand was that it was extremely dangerous.

She just pressed with five fingers and the door slowly opened. There was a light film on the door, and you couldn't see inside clearly. You could only see it by entering.

Hmm? When did I record my breath? When did the snake woman design this behind my back?

"Let me show you my wife's dowry." Shengqing used mortal terms to describe the shared belongings of the Taoist partners of the Shengqing clan. After the Shengqing clan becomes one, both Taoist partners will swear a life curse and share all resources.

She led Yu Mian inside, and the two disappeared into a small secret realm. Sheng Qing explained, "This is a small secret realm I once obtained. It happens to be used to store some spirit stones that take up space."

Yu Mian listened to her introduction and stepped over the light film. The fluorescent Lingshi Mountain in front of her, which was as big as a hill, almost blinded her eyes.

She opened her mouth. It turned out that she described the "pocket money" Shengqing gave her as a mountain of Lingshi. That was an exaggerated narrative technique, meaning that there was a lot of it.

But what is in front of me is real, at least a hundred meters high, it is really a mountain.

"Have you robbed the entire Jiuzhou? So many spirit stones?!" Yu Mian suspected that he was not entering a small treasury, but rather entering the bandit leader's treasure house.

It’s over, now I really become the wife of the bandit leader.