The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

Chapter 504 Snake Chef

Upon hearing this, Yu Mian's smile paused and turned into a sneer. It was okay not to waste it, but he was afraid that she would make some weird food that people couldn't even swallow.

Looking at Shengqing's white hands, she nodded and said, "Of course..."

At worst, I can just force myself to eat it and block my taste buds, and then I should be fine...

"Then let's try the small kitchen?" The two of them happened to be in Yufu Mountain. There has always been a small kitchen in Qinghe Hall, which was mainly used by Xiaolian in the past.

As soon as the words fell, the two figures disappeared from the spot, and appeared in the kitchen the next moment. A faint crackling fire rose in the room. In the corner of the room, people quietly lit a fire to warm themselves up, making themselves less dry and cold. Xiaolian, whose painted skin was not cracked, felt her hair stand on end.

His whole body trembled visibly, and then his hair stood up. He stood up almost instinctively and was about to salute the two of them.

No matter how hard it tries to hide, it still cannot escape sanctions?

I did try to get rid of the contract, but it didn't work...

"Greetings, Your Excellency. Greetings, Master..." It buried its head almost to the dust, its voice soft and trembling, with a hint of flattery and fear.

Yu Mian hadn't seen Xiaolian for a long time, and for a moment she almost couldn't remember what she looked like. With her current level of cultivation, when she lowered her eyes, she saw only a monster covered in parchment.

"Okay, get up and go out..." Out of sight, out of mind. It's really too ugly.

Xiaolian sensed her slight disgust, and her heart felt as if a sharp blade had suddenly stabbed it, causing her to feel pain and discomfort, but she still obediently turned around and floated away.

It seemed that it was not coming towards itself, and it suddenly felt lucky and breathed a sigh of relief.

After Xiaolian left, the kitchen was handed over to Shengqing. Yumian sat in front of the stove skillfully, picked up the fire stick, and poked it in twice, causing sparks to fly.

"What would you like to try cooking?"

Sheng Qing pondered for a moment, then took out several eggs containing spiritual charm from the Sumeru space. Each of them was the size of a palm, and had its own patterns on the eggshell.

"Make some scrambled eggs." Since ancient times, practice has been a step-by-step process, and cooking skills are mostly like this, starting from simple to difficult.

"What kind of egg is this?" Yu Mian's eyes widened. It was obvious that it was the offspring of a powerful spiritual beast. How come she didn't know when Sheng Qing took it out?

"Oh, a Four-Elephant Beast Egg." Sheng Qing threw one towards Yu Mian. The gorgeous red patterns on the eggshell were like flowers, covering the entire surface. It also felt slightly raised to the touch.

Yu Mian remembered that there was a record in the "Book of Distinguishing Demons" that the four-elephant beast was born with wings, a jackal face, a fox tail, and was good at imitating sounds, which could confuse people.

Eating it can improve eyesight.

"…Last time when I was on the way back to the sect on the spirit boat, I made Mian'er unhappy, so I took a demon cave and brought it back with me."

Sheng Qing took a bowl and casually knocked it open, breaking it up, while explaining, "His parents are Nascent Soul monsters, and they shouldn't have easily bred too many offspring, but they went against the will of heaven and used the essence and blood of mortals to nourish them."

"The egg's surface should normally have blue lines on it, but unfortunately it got stained with a turbid color and turned red."

“However, it should taste good, and it can be regarded as a reward for the deity’s elimination of the karma of its parents.” Sheng Qing said calmly, even quite complacently.

Four Elephants Beast: Thank you for killing me and eating my offspring, and you still want me to be grateful to you...

Yu Mian held the egg in his hand with mixed emotions. They were sentenced to death before they even hatched.

The next second, Sheng Qing poured the egg liquid into the pot. The tempting aroma was fully stimulated the moment it touched the iron pot. Combined with the animal oil that had been added at some point, it instantly captured Yu Mian's taste buds.

Yu Mian swallowed and looked at the egg in his hand...

so fragrant...

Sheng Qing was right. The spiritual-patterned greenbird eggs were just so-so. They were the most delicious eggs carefully selected by Sheshe.

She squeezed the one in her hand, and finally lifted it up with her spiritual power and handed it to Sheng Qing, so that they could be reunited.

Not to mention that he couldn't raise the Four Symbols Beast at all, just the fact that it was the enemy who killed his father and mother made it impossible for him to hatch it and raise it.

Isn't this a classic problem: after killing your enemy's entire family, what should you do when you see a child?

Taking someone back home to be an apprentice is simply courting death.

Now that we have already taken action, the natural thing is to cut the weeds and eradicate them completely.

I would rather have a little prick of conscience than leave any hidden dangers.

Sheng Qing glanced at Yu Mian, took the egg that floated over, turned it over with the spatula in his hand, and said lightly: "These eggs can't be hatched by themselves."

She spoke to dispel Yu Mian's last bit of reluctance, which was completely transformed into greed...

The fragrance is like a graceful beauty, dancing gracefully, seducing everyone who meets it.

It smells so good!

She couldn't even sit still to light the fire, so she stood up and walked to Shengqing's side. She looked at the golden, perfectly scrambled eggs in the pan, and turned to look at Shengqing with a questioning look, "Didn't you say you're not good at it?"

"The temperature and color are so well controlled, what's wrong with you?"

She really didn't expect that Sheng Qing, who had obviously never cooked before, could control the heat so well for the first time.

Isn't it the same for other dishes?

There is a snake chef at home!

Sheng Qing blinked his eyes innocently, but after really trying it, he found that this so-called cooking skill was not even one-tenth as difficult as making elixirs, and the steps were almost the same.

Alchemy is to add spiritual medicine and auxiliary medicine in sequence, control every degree of heat, catalyze and fuse the spiritual power, continuously forge out the essence, and finally make the elixir.

To cook, you need to add the main ingredients and seasonings in order, control the heat, stir the ingredients and seasonings evenly, and serve them when they are cooked.

Her five senses are stronger than those of humans, and she is particularly sensitive to the smell factors in food, so she can better capture the moment of taste change and the right time.

"Compared with refining elixirs, it is several times simpler. Mian'er can do it with a little practice." Sheng Qing stepped on the track unconsciously and picked up the pot with the spatula in his hand.

As soon as the plate was taken, the delicious scrambled eggs were served out.

"Come and try it." She handed a pair of chopsticks to Yu Mian, and sat at the small table in the kitchen, looking at her, without any desire to pick up the chopsticks.

Compared to eating herself, she still prefers to watch Yu Mian eat, and she can tell at a glance that he looks very hungry.

Yu Mian took the chopsticks and felt the warm texture with his fingertips. Are these... bone chopsticks?

Eighty percent chance...it was made from the bones of monsters that Shengqing hunted somewhere.

She didn't feel disgusted at all. She raised her hand and fed the snake woman beside her with a chopstick. There was no reason for her to be watched by the snake chef. Naturally, the first bite was hers.

Sheng Qing subconsciously opened his mouth to take it. It was a little hot when he put it in his mouth, but it didn't matter. The texture was soft and a little bouncy. A little salt was added to it to fully bring out the deliciousness of the animal eggs.

In her opinion, it can be improved further...

Then Yu Mian couldn't wait to take a bite with chopsticks, and was completely stunned and dizzy with the fragrance!

"Shengqing, if you open a restaurant, you will make a lot of money!" She praised without hesitation.

"If Mian'er likes it, we can learn some in the future..." Sheng Qing was serious about putting this matter on the agenda. It was just a semi-new skill, and it would probably take half a year to understand Mian'er's taste.

Seeing her greedy look, there is one more way to hook her~

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"Yeah!"

Yu Mian nodded vigorously and raised his hands and feet in agreement. His eyes were so bright that they seemed to be glowing, and his expectation was visibly evident. If he had a tail behind him, it would have started waving its tail long ago.

Sheng Qing couldn't help but find it funny. It was just making a few dishes, why would someone be so happy?

Are these mundane foods really that delicious?

Or is it that snakes are born to eat blood and swallow it whole, so their taste buds and perceptions are different from those of humans?

She thought there might be some possibility, why not give it a try?

"Mian'er..." Sheng Qing's tone suddenly became a little strange, and he called out suddenly, causing Yu Mian to look at him in confusion.

"What's wrong?"

"Close your eyes."

The bone-chilling cold palm covered his eyes. Yu Mian subconsciously closed his eyes, then pursed his lips nervously. Normally at this time, it should be a kiss, right?

She was preparing herself mentally.

The next second, she felt as if her movements had changed. She saw that her eyes were covered and a slight numbness came from the palms of her hands. It was Shengqing who opened his eyes using her body.

"Anthracene? Why did you suddenly change your body?" she asked in surprise.

At the same time, I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. It wasn't a kiss...

Sheng Qing, who was using Yu Mian's body, held chopsticks in his hand and picked up a piece of scrambled eggs he made. Before putting it in his mouth, he explained: "I'm curious why Yu Mian likes food so much. I want to study whether it is related to the nature of the body..."

After she finished speaking, she put the egg into her mouth, took a sip, and carefully savored the flavor with her soul.

Finally found no difference...

It seems that it has nothing to do with race, she just doesn't like it. Maybe it's because she was force-fed too much blood when she was young...

There is also the pill that embodies the blood and soul of the Shengqing clan.

"Does it taste good?" Yu Mian asked.

Hearing her say that, he became curious about what the food in the snake woman's mouth tasted like. Before he was ready to take the chopsticks, Sheng Qing handed them to him.

Then she took out a handkerchief and wiped the corner of her lips lightly, smiling faintly, "Mian'er, you will know after you try it."

Yu Mian didn't hesitate. After taking it, he used Sheng Qing's body to taste it. Except for the aroma and taste that naturally lost after it became a little cold, the rest of the feeling was exactly the same as using his own body.

"It's still delicious, just a little cold," she commented objectively.

In the blink of an eye, they switched back.

Yu Mian knew why she didn't like food, so apart from occasionally sharing, he would hardly force Sheng Qing to eat anything, except for healing pills...

Not only did she have to be coerced and lured, but she also had to be coaxed gently to take the healing medicine. This snake relied on its good recovery ability and was always a little unscrupulous.

"If you don't like it, you don't have to force yourself. You don't have to accompany me in everything and accommodate me. Everyone has things they hate. It's normal." She comforted him, then took the chopsticks and ate up the little bit of food that was only warm. She quickly filled her mouth with three or two mouthfuls, and then swallowed it with great effort. Then she continued:

"For example, I also have things I hate. I don't like radishes, cigarettes, or alcohol..."

"Well, okay..." Sheng Qing lazily raised his hand to support his chin, looking at his wife who had a little yellow on the tip of her nose, a smile on her face, and a little food hanging on the tip of her nose, while she was still persuading him seriously, and his eyes couldn't help but bend.

Finally, a water mirror was conjured up and placed in front of Yu Mian, allowing her to take a good look at her current greedy appearance.

Yu Mian's gaze instantly shifted from looking at Sheng Qing to curiously looking into the mirror, only then did he realize that there was some liquid on his face, and his ears instantly became hot.

It turned out that he was just trying to comfort Sheng Qing with food residue on his face.

Yu Mian raised his hand and touched his face, sweeping away the spot, his face slightly red, "I accidentally ate a little rudely..."

"It's okay, she's very cute." Sheng Qing didn't mind her 'rude' appearance, but thought it was quite cute.

Just like a little hamster, it puts a big bite of food in its mouth, then chews it slowly and swallows the food slowly into its stomach.

Besides, he was not rude. Yu Mian did not eat fast, but chewed slowly and without making any noise. His eyes did not wander around, but only stared at the bowl and chopsticks in front of him, guarding his food closely.

"Thank you..." Yu Mian's eyes met Sheng Qing's smiling eyes. He suspected that Sheng Qing was corrupted by his love brain and started to find Taoist couples adorable no matter how he looked at them.

Cute and a little bit perverted...

Sheng Qing was really amused by this. Hua Yan smiled lightly and said, "What are you thanking me for? Did you really become stupid because of the food?"

She stretched out her hand and flicked Yu Mian's head, leaving a very shallow red mark instantly. Finally, she felt that she had used too much force and rubbed it with her fingertips.

Yes, Mian'er must have deep feelings for me now, so she naturally wants to show her best side in front of me in order to make her always love me.

Alas, little fool, it's hard for her to care so much about her appearance, but she is not a superficial person. Although the red-faced skeleton is indeed attractive, she mainly likes this person.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but smile, and a light arc appeared on her lips, "Mian'er is stupid, but also cute..."

The heat on Yu Mian's face gradually rose. It turned out that... this snake woman had become a love-brained person like herself. Now they really became a pair of Taoist couples who were not zombies but loved each other.

In short, love-brain wife.

"Okay, okay, cute, cute, I'll do whatever you say." Her neck felt a little red and she shrank a little. She was actually not used to being teased by someone with one sentence after another.

Moreover, she felt that she was fully responsible for Shengqing's current state. It seemed that the crazy, sinister, and yandere beauty was now mostly just charming, and the rest of the madness, sinisterness, and sickness were hidden by the love-brain.

Sheng Qing raised his eyebrows slightly, and the smile in his eyes widened. The fingertips that were originally rubbing Yu Mian's head, which had just been flicked red, slid down a few inches and touched the tender cheek.

How come the little heater still doesn’t stand the teasing after so long? I’ve touched it, kissed it, and even slept with it…

But she still blushes easily after just a few words. What is she thinking about?

I really want to knock it open and see.

[I recently revised the article, so the next chapter may be posted later...]