Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"Hahaha, Lao Li, you have come to this day too!

No, I can laugh at you for this for a whole year.

Oh, no, for life! After I retire, I will use this matter to make fun of you every day."

It is really funny that the person who rescues others every day becomes the one being rescued, and is rescued by his own friend.

The people outside finally stopped laughing. I guess it was because they had been laughing for too long and their stomachs couldn't take it anymore. Finally, there were knocking sounds outside.

They are all experienced in rescuing people, and the people inside are their brothers, so there is nothing to worry about.

The moment the elevator door was pried open, they were met with the bright smiling faces of the firefighters outside.

Looking at those big white teeth, Xu Hui and Jiang Zhiyuan silently made way, revealing a group of firefighters with faces as black as the bottom of a pot.

At this moment, the two groups of firefighters were on the verge of a fight.

"No, Lao Li, I'm really not saying you...

You said you are such a grown-up, why are you still…"

"Hey, hey, don't kick me, Lao Li, don't get angry out of shame."

[I knew that as long as Sister Yuan was around, life wouldn't be so boring. Sure enough, the peace of the previous day was just for a bigger feast today.]

[A simple process of catching a snake turned into catching a big snake, then into catching the snake on the spot, and now into someone being rescued. It was really a series of twists and turns.]

[Even the firefighters can't suppress Sister Yuan's evil ways. Where should we send her to suppress them? ]

[Why are you pressing it down? This is fun. Look, I laughed so hard today that I sprayed three boxes of milk.]

[You don't care about other people's lives at all. ]

Another noisy day has passed, and today is their fourth day staying in the fire station.

I thought it was going to be another ordinary day, but it turned out not to be so ordinary after all.

While on the mission, one thing disrupted all their plans.

A group of people stood there stupidly, at a loss as to what to do, looking at the empty cars in the parking spaces. For a second, they all wanted to curse in front of the live broadcast room.

"I remember our car was parked here, right? Am I suffering from Alzheimer's?"

The fire captain rubbed his eyes and made sure again that his eyes were not blurry. He looked at the deputy captain next to him.

The deputy captain also rubbed his eyes and spoke immediately afterwards.

"I remember it was here, why is it gone? Could it be that we are looking in the wrong direction?"

Everyone was wondering if they had found the wrong direction. After all, this was the old town and it was easy to get lost.

"Impossible. I bought some water at this store when I got off the bus."

Jiang Zhiyuan shook the half-empty bottle of water in his hand and motioned for others to look at the Tiantian Supermarket next to him.

"But why is the car gone now? Aren't there people missing among us? Could someone have driven back first?"

"That's impossible. No one is missing. And if anyone drives back, they will definitely send me a message to let me know."

A few grown men started squatting on the ground, scratching their heads, smoking and worrying. What was going on?

[It's wonderful. It's really wonderful. I haven't seen such a dramatic show for a long time. ]

[That's because the person above hasn't seen the previous "What to Do Today", that's what we call dramatic.

Scene after scene keeps you busy, and there is a new chapter every day. 】

[Sister Yuan, your physique is a bit outrageous. You can even throw a fire truck. ]

[Why don’t I feel surprised when I see this kind of thing? ]

[Sister Yuan, this has had a huge impact on us, so I am very calm now.]

Jiang Zhiyuan saw an old man sitting next to him, and after thinking for a while, he confirmed that the old man had been here since they parked the car here.

So she walked over, squatted down, raised her voice and asked the old man.

"Grandpa, did you see the car that I saw parked here just now?"

"What did you say? I can't hear you. You have to speak louder."

The old man put down the newspaper in his hand and stared at the little girl in front of him seriously.

"Hey uncle, did you see the car that just stopped here?"

Jiang Zhiyuan raised his voice again.

"You said there was a beautiful woman here just now? No, I didn't see her."

The old man looked serious and didn't look like he was joking.

Jiang Zhiyuan thought that the old man was hard of hearing, so he raised his voice and asked again word by word.

"There was a car here just now, did you see it?"

The old man said, "What beauty didn't you see?"

Jiang Zhiyuan: "It's the car, not the beauty!"

The old man said calmly: "What does a beautiful woman driving a car have to do with me? I don't like to watch this."

Jiang Zhiyuan was almost a little bit collapsed: "The car is a fire truck, did you see it?"

The old man then showed an expression of sudden enlightenment and a look of ignorance on your part.

“Why didn’t you say it was a fire truck earlier? How could I not see such a big car?

You keep saying beauty, beauty, I know you are beautiful, but if you want me to praise you, you have to pay me. "

Jiang Zhiyuan was choking there, unable to move up or down, and she could only force a smile.

"Forget it, just be happy."

"Of course I am happy. I am happy every day."

Jiang Zhiyuan didn't expect that he could actually hear the word "uncle". Is this selective hearing loss?

"Did you see who drove away that car?"

"What beauty?"

Well, she's a beauty again!

"Who drove away the car?"

Just simplify your language system. If it were a little more complicated, it would take them half a day to communicate.

"Ah? You mean the car? Hey, why didn't you say it earlier? Ah? I don't know."

Finally, after wasting 5 minutes, Jiang Zhiyuan finished communicating with the old man and the result was:

Uh, this old man just fell asleep while reading the newspaper and didn’t pay any attention.

[The only words in my mind are beauty! ]

[Isn’t this the real-life version of the conversation with Uncle Ma Dongmei?

No, it turns out that the empty ear joke will never go out of style. 】

[I could feel Sister Yuan’s speechlessness even through the screen. She looked smiling on the surface, but she was actually thinking MMP!

So I gestured for so long but got nothing? 】

[No! At least we got some fun. ]

[You upstairs didn't let her go either! ]

"Should we call the police now?"

Xu Hui shook her cell phone and asked the fire captain. After all, this was their official car and the decision must be made by them.

Why not call the police? Are you expecting these people who are not professionally qualified to find the person?

The fire captain gritted his teeth and finally decided to call the police. Social death is also death, so the fire captain decided to "die" himself in advance.

So go ahead, brother. I will always stand behind you.