Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

The man now had no intention of struggling at all. This man was not only good at talking, but also incredibly strong. He even suspected that he was a crossdresser.

"Brother, are you a man or a woman?"

This sudden sentence stunned everyone present. They looked at him in disbelief. Sister Xu almost opened this man's brain to see what was inside. Is it all water?

Or how could someone as stupid as Jiang Mu ask such an outrageous question?

"Ah, what did you say? Say it again."

Jiang Zhiyuan scratched her ears with a bit of doubt in her life. It was the first time she heard someone call her a "cross-dresser."

Her eyes began to scan every part of the man's body like a scanner, wondering where would be the best place to start the operation so as to give this man a torturous death.

"Why do you have to use so much strength as a little girl? You might not be able to get married in the future."

The man's body is very honest, but his mouth is very tough. Even at this time, he does not forget to stimulate it again.

Jiang Zhiyuan smiled sweetly at him, and before the man could react, she pressed a certain acupuncture point on his body. Then the man let out a howl similar to that of a pig being slaughtered.

"Ahhh, what are you doing? It hurts so much."

The man covered the place where he had just been pinched, and felt a stinging pain as if he had been pricked by a needle, burned by fire, or struck by lightning.

"Aren't you firefighters also police officers? Why don't you take care of her? It's illegal to commit violence in public."

The man's entire face was distorted, and the young ladies next to him turned their faces away in disgust.

Even though they were still together and sweetly, calling each other "baby" and "husband"...

But as soon as the money arrives, I'm sorry, who are you? I don't know you, please don't bother me.

Several firefighters remained silent because they didn't know what to do.

The man simply lifted up his clothes and wanted to talk about his injuries, but as soon as his clothes were lifted up, he was stunned.

There were no bruises on his body, not even a tiny pinhole.

He checked again in disbelief, and only after making sure it was correct did he look at Jiang Zhiyuan as if he were looking at a ghost.

"You, you, you, what on earth did you do to me just now? Why am I in so much pain? But there is not a single wound on my body."

The man even stuttered when he spoke, and felt that the person he met today must not be a normal person.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand. What can I do to you when so many people are watching?"

Jiang Zhiyuan raised his eyebrows slightly and showed a provocative smile.

The man looked at the expressions of the people around him and could only swallow his loss in silence.

[Brother, I respect you as a man, but really, don't you consider where to buy the cemetery? ]

[I felt that Sister Yuan's eyes were already looking for where to strike, even though our Sister Yuan is a law-abiding citizen.]

[Is this the legendary acupuncture point attack? It's amazing. I also want to learn it. Is there anyone who studies Chinese medicine who can tell me which acupuncture point Sister Yuan pressed just now? ]

[Ordinary people should not try this lightly, as it can easily kill people. Don’t send yourself to prison just for the sake of doing an experiment.]

[Sister, you look so handsome when you raise your eyebrows, really, but I want to be with you forever. 】

I was still a little confused when I received the call from 120. The operator asked three times in disbelief.

"You mean, you 119 encountered an obscene scene while catching snakes?"

The firefighter reluctantly repeated what happened again.

Soon, nearby police officers arrived at the scene.

I went over the matter again, took some statements, and then let them go.

However, just as everyone was going downstairs, an accident happened and the elevator suddenly got stuck on the 5th floor and could not move.

The elevator with seven or eight people now seemed a little crowded. Fortunately, this person had encountered this situation many times before, so he calmly pressed the call button next to him.

I have encountered this before when I was unlucky, so it is just a piece of cake now.

"Just wait, someone will come to rescue us soon."

She was very calm, but the firefighters next to her were not. This area was under their jurisdiction, so they naturally knew the property management capabilities of this community.

In this situation, they would definitely need to ask the fire department for help, and then the only ones who could rescue them would be their friends. Why did my scalp tingle the more I thought about it?

Especially when they thought of the other party's "ugly" face, they felt like they were about to suffocate.

So several firefighters began to feel a little uneasy standing there. You bumped into me, I bumped into you, you looked at me, I looked at you, raised your eyebrows and winked at each other.

Sister Xu and Jiang Zhiyuan were both confused. Why did he suddenly start to act crazy?

It shouldn't have reached the point of oxygen deprivation yet, and the brain can still function normally.

“Are you guys performing some kind of big pantomime scene?

Is there anything that cannot be said out loud so that everyone can appreciate it together?"

Hearing this question, several firefighters showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

The young firefighter scratched his head awkwardly and gave a bitter smile.

"We know the people who will come to rescue us later."

This is a more euphemistic way of expressing it.

"Isn't it normal to know each other? After all, you are almost always active in this area. It would be abnormal if you didn't know each other."

This is a normal reaction from Sister Xu.

"What? Are you still an enemy?"

This is Jiang Zhiyuan's creative reaction.

"Well! It's no big deal. This kind of thing can happen to anyone.

Be brave, young man, don't be so thin-skinned."

This is the enlightenment from Sister Xu, a caring citizen.

"What if I say that the friend who will come to rescue us in a moment is also a firefighter? In other words, our comrade?"

The captain explained and stopped talking.

Although this answer is embarrassing, if I don't say it now, it will be exposed sooner or later when that group of people arrive. It's better to give myself a decent look.

“Well, this is a bit awkward.

The firefighter was trapped in the elevator and was rescued by firefighters.”

[It's a bit embarrassing, but it's really funny. ]

[I have only seen this kind of thing on my phone before, but I never thought it would actually happen in real life. ]

[I couldn't help it. I laughed so hard that I almost couldn't stand up straight, especially when I saw the firefighters flirting with each other.]

After a while, they heard very arrogant laughter coming from outside the elevator.

How arrogant is it?

The kind you can hear even if you're on the 7th floor.

The fire chief's face turned dark, like the ashes at the bottom of a pot.

"Lao Gao, if you laugh again, I'll break your teeth when I get back!"