Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard
Chapter 459: The first thing to do when assassinating the king is to endure the stench
[The previous king of Harry's country was assassinated, and his death was particularly heroic.]
Emperor Xuan couldn't help but glance at Xu Jinyu.
This little bastard's king was assassinated, why are you laughing? He died heroically, you should at least pretend to be sad.
Xu Jinyu had no idea what Emperor Xuan was thinking, and he was still laughing crazily.
[Hahahaha... Someone stabbed her in the anus with a spear, causing her internal organs to rupture and she died while using the toilet.]
Emperor Xuan bit his cheek, but the twitching corners of his lips still revealed his inner thoughts.
Zuo Xiang shook his body before he could steady himself.
What absurd nonsense! If a king was stabbed in the anus while using the toilet, then the assassin must have been squatting in the toilet. But how could someone squat in the toilet? It is impossible that the assassin just fell down and then stabbed the king's anus with a spear!
But that doesn't make sense. The spear is so long, it's not easy to use if it's lying on the ground, and the guards are not blind.
[How come this country built toilets outside the wall? There is a pipe underneath the toilet, and the other side of the pipe is connected to the manure tank. Then the assassin crawls in from under the pipe, and when the target comes to use the toilet, he raises his spear and hits him with one strike.]
"Cough cough cough..."
The story was so heavy that Emperor Xuan finally couldn't help coughing.
At this moment, all the officials of Daqian were trembling and biting their cheeks desperately.
How could a king die in such a miserable way?
But on the other side, Xu Jinyu became confused again.
[But how do they know which butt belongs to the king?]
[As for the assassins in this country, I guess their first lesson was how to endure the stench, otherwise how could they climb up the pipes. ]
"puff·····"
"laugh·····"
It was unbearable, and the sounds of people holding their breath could be heard one after another in the court.
As soon as this incident came out, all the officials in the court who still had some ideas about those countries stopped doing anything, but business still had to be done.
So when Harry left, his fleet was followed by a huge fleet.
Not only did this fleet have many ships, but each ship was large enough to crush Harry and his crew's ships.
When this huge monster appeared in Yilaner Port, the people in Yilaner Port were so scared that they ran around everywhere, thinking that some country was going to attack them.
When people in the port realized that the fleet was only here to do business, they began to emerge from all corners with half-belief and half-doubt.
Then I was shocked again.
Exquisite porcelain, smooth silk, crystal clear glass, icing like white snow...
Everything made the people at the port drool.
What followed was a scramble for money. The people of Yilaner Country bought everything they saw, as if they had never seen anything good before.
Such a large fleet had not even covered half of the continent before all the goods were sold out.
When the fleet returned, more fleets headed overseas.
Today's overseas is like a virgin land that has not yet been developed, waiting for Daqian to develop it.
And with the densely packed fleet, the name of Daqian spread throughout the world.
A giant rises in the East - Daqian.
Daqian is the richest country in the world. Everyone in their country can have enough food to eat and can go to school. The country is full of gold. As long as you can set foot on the territory of Daqian and bring back any little things, you can earn ten times or even a hundred times more.
The Golden Country - Daqian.
The capital of Daqian became more and more prosperous. Not only did people from all over the country flock to it, but there were also many people from overseas on the streets.
There were too many people coming, a mixed group, with different beliefs and habits. All kinds of conflicts made Lei Xincheng very overwhelmed.
Finally, Emperor Xuan had no choice but to build another street in the capital city specifically for these overseas people to trade and live.
Xu Jinyu stood on the street, looking at the ground beneath his feet, asking the heavens in silence.
[Damn it! How dare this bastard sell me fake boots! ]
It is spring now, the spring rain is like soft butter, and drizzle is floating in the air. Xu Jinyu is in a good mood and goes out shopping wearing her newly bought boots.
As a result, before he had walked two miles, the boots on his feet melted.
Yes! It melted!
The layer of calfskin material on the upper was turned into paper that was easily torn by a poke after being exposed to the rain. The sole was turned into a pile of paste after being moistened by the rain. Now Xu Jinyu only had a pair of socks on her feet.
Zuo Yuanying came over from somewhere, staggering, and couldn't help laughing when he saw Xu Jinyu's embarrassed look.
"I say, Lord Xu, your salary is not small, why are you trying to save money by buying fake boots?"
Xu Jinyu glared at Zuo Yuanying in dismay: "What do you mean I'm looking for a bargain? I spent five taels of silver on this pair of boots. I bought them because they look good and are not that heavy. Who knows... who knows it... it..."
His Royal Highness Prince An of Daqian felt so wronged. If he was looking for a bargain, he would have encountered a fake product.
The problem is that I spent a lot of money and bought fake products, which is a bit frustrating.
Zuo Yuanying shook his head and said, "Nowhere is the human nature more treacherous than in the capital."
Xu Jinyu smiled slightly: "How come you have been deceived too?"
Zuo Yuanying shook his head: "How is that possible! Who am I? I would be deceived. It's impossible."
Xu Jinyu: [Look at you, it would be strange if you weren’t deceived, but...]
"Zuo Yuanying, do you know what's wrong with my boots?"
When Xu Jinyu asked about Zuo Yuanying's expertise, Zuo Yuanying just lowered his head and glanced at Xu Jinyu's boots, and he knew how they were fake.
"The boots you wear are made of black oil paper from Huzhou, and the soles are made of rotten cotton wool and paste. If the weather is good, they are fine and light, but if it rains, the boots will be exposed as soon as they touch the rain."
[These ancient fake boots are really a rip-off. Unlike modern fake boots, they are still boots, at least the quality is not good. I didn’t expect that the boots in ancient times were made of paper. It’s really a rip-off.]
Xu Jinyu rolled his eyes and praised, "Master Zuo is really knowledgeable. How did you get deceived?"
"I just bought a piece of fake ink."
As soon as he said this, Zuo Yuanying realized that he was being tricked.
It was Xu Jinyu who tricked me.
When I looked up, I saw Xu Jinyu's excited eyes, which said, "Tell me about it!"
Zuo Yuanying sighed, thinking how he was so careless that he was tricked by Xu Jinyu.
Although being cheated is not a big deal, it is embarrassing.
"I saw a box of ink on the street last year. The ink was as hard as stone, with patterns like rhinoceros horn and black as lacquer. It looked very much like the ink made by a famous artist in the previous dynasty. The box of ink cost several hundred taels of silver. I bought it, but when I got it home I found out it was made of mud, with just a layer of ink on the outside."
Xu Jinyu's eyes narrowed as she smiled: "That means not only did you buy a fake, but this fake isn't even ink."
Zuo Yuanying nodded dejectedly.
"There are countless people buying fake goods in Beijing now, and even more people being deceived. However, those who sell fake goods are mostly small vendors, and it is difficult to catch them. Lord Lei was so angry that he lost a lot of hair."
"How about we catch these fake vendors today?"
"Okay, but you..."
Zuo Yuanying pointed at Xu Jinyu's feet which were still stuck in the paste.
"You want to catch someone barefoot?"
Just at this time, the guard who helped Xu Jinyu buy shoes ran back.
"Your Highness, your shoes."
Xu Jinyu took the shoes, cleaned her feet quickly, and put on new shoes.
"Today I am going to work as an urban management officer to crack down on crimes. Please notify the Jingzhao Yin to arrest people."
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