Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

"Well~~ Now Daqian has officially come into contact with the outside world."

Wei An looked at the conversation between the foreigners blankly, and said to Xu Jinyu with admiration: "It's been a few years, and you still remember the bird language. I don't remember anything they said except the swear words."

More than ten years is enough for Wei An to completely forget some unimportant things.

Xu Jinyu: "Who said I remembered it?"

Wei An: "Then how do you understand what those people are saying?"

Xu Jinyu looked back at Wei An and pointed at his head.

[Of course it’s the system. They translate whatever the system says. It’s been a few years now. I remember English, but I’ve forgotten it long ago.]

Wei An: Okay, I understand.

"Then do you want to help? These officers and soldiers are obviously treating these people as bandits."

Xu Jinyu lowered his head and swiped through the system. After a while, he understood what was going on. A fleet of several ships arrived at the seaside. He originally thought that they were doing business, but he didn't expect that these people with different hair and eye colors got off the boat and the first thing they did was to tease the girls with knives.

How can this be done!

What is Daqian now? It is the Celestial Empire.

The molesters were arrested directly, and the ringleaders were also arrested. Several ships' crews were detained on the beach. These people were sent here to see how Your Majesty would deal with them.

As for the identities of these people, that’s simple.

A small nobleman from an overseas country, doing maritime business, and working part-time as a pirate when he encounters weak people.

Xu Jinyu replied indifferently: "They are pirates in the first place, what else can they be but bandits?"

Wei An sighed, "That's not what I meant. Our Daqian now has the ability to face the world. Of course, we have to let the world see our Daqian. It's the first time, so of course we should be polite."

"Do you know about the situation overseas? If you don't, you have to go through these people."

"Oh~ then we can't let these people die."

[I do know about the situation overseas, but I can't just say it out of thin air. Let's have a source for this information! ]

As they spoke, the two of them went to meet the officers and soldiers who were escorting the prisoners.

The brands of Prince An and Marquis Zhenguo are particularly useful.

So a few days later, when the court was in session, those foreigners appeared in the court in neatly dressed clothes.

"Viscount Harry of Yilaner Kingdom greets His Majesty the Emperor Daqian."

"Hello, Lord Viscount."

Next comes the diplomatic rhetoric.

Emperor Xuan's attention was not on this conversation. This kind of thing did not need his involvement as the emperor. The Minister of the Honglu Temple could handle it.

It was only because this group of people were the first foreigners to officially set foot on the land of Daqian that they were specially received.

Emperor Xuan's attention was on Xu Jinyu, who was digging into the system to figure out what kind of country Yilaner Kingdom was.

[This tiny country, only slightly larger than Guazhou, actually has several earls and viscounts, and has autonomy. Moreover, the national war that Harry praised to the sky was actually a melee of 3,000 people! There weren't many proper weapons, they were just playing house!]

[How can he say it's a national war? There are 3,000 people. Even a fight over water in a larger village would involve more than 3,000 people.]

After taking a look at Emperor Xuan who was bragging about his country's war history, he suddenly couldn't look directly at this so-called viscount.

How can I have the nerve to talk about a national war involving three thousand people?

Some time ago, Daqian and Dai Viet went to war, and there were more than three thousand people in charge of logistics.

The officials of the Ministry of War widened their eyes. Three thousand people were considered a national war. Then what about Daqian...

Every time they blinked, they left afterimages, hoping that Emperor Xuan above would pay attention.

This is such a weak country with such a mess of internal affairs. Should we rescue those poor people?

Emperor Xuan glared at the officials below. Didn't you hear what they said? It takes nearly a year to come to Daqian by boat. The distance is too far and there is no need to attack it.

But other necessities remain, such as trade.

According to Harry, there are quite a few countries over there. One country is about the size of Guazhou, but with so many countries, the total area can always be comparable to Daqian!

A place that is comparable in size to Daqian, but so far away from Daqian, is worthy of Daqian's friendship and the opportunity to make some money from it.

Suddenly Xu Jinyu screamed.

[Harry is crazy. He recommends a doctor to Daqian. Is their doctor a normal person? ]

What happened to Harry's doctor?

Emperor Xuan quickly regained his attention.

"Your Majesty the Emperor."

Harry's face was filled with pain, and his facial features were wrinkled together, as if he was recalling something terrible. "Your doctors are simply terrible. The medicine they prescribe is even more terrible than the witch's medicine. I recommend the doctor appointed by our King. His skills are absolutely top-notch."

Emperor Xuan was puzzled: What's the problem? The king is equivalent to the emperor of Daqian. Although the king's territory is a little smaller, the doctor who can serve the king is at least an imperial physician!

[The doctors there mainly treat the pain wherever it occurs. The most famous example is sawing off the leg for leg pain and the hand for hand pain. After the sawing, the wound is directly burned with a hot iron.]

Emperor Xuan twitched his lips. Is this how you cure illness?

【Headache····】

Zuo Xiang's eyes widened. It couldn't be that the headache was caused by sawing off the head! How could a person live without a head?

[If you have a headache, make a hole in your head and let the blood out.]

Zuo Xiang shuddered. Isn't this much easier than sawing off the head? Can a person survive with a hole in the head? This treatment method is too wild. The imperial physician of Daqian is better. At most, he can just give acupuncture, which is not very painful.

The Left Prime Minister couldn't help but mutter in his heart, it seems that there is a reason why Harry's hometown is sparsely populated.

The doctors the king used were all of such bad character. Those who didn't survive could have been killed by the doctors.

[And this hemorrhoids...]

Zuo Xiang couldn't help but cover his ears, he didn't want to listen anymore.

But Xu Jinyu's thoughts still appeared in his mind.

[The jailers in the Imperial Prison were quite skilled at this treatment method. They actually used a red-hot iron to directly burn the bleeding area until it formed a scab, which would stop the bleeding.]

Many officials in the court couldn't help but gasp. This level of cruelty was simply...

It is really a question whether the so-called doctor is an executioner or a doctor.

[What if it's internal hemorrhoids? Put a fire stick into the anus and burn it. Hiss~~~]

Emperor Xuan shuddered and felt a chill on his back. He really couldn't afford such a doctor.

He directly rejected the recommendation of the viscount below: "No! We don't need it! We have the imperial physician!"

After three rejections in a row, Harry finally gave up the idea of ​​recommending a doctor.

【Hahaha·····】

Suddenly Xu Jinyu burst into laughter again.