The Emperor was kissed by the Regent and cried again

After hearing several anecdotes in succession, Shen Jingli laughed so hard that he couldn't catch his breath. "Dayuan, there are really many talented people, isn't it, Qin Yejue?"

Seeing that Shen Jingli laughed heartily and unreservedly every time, Qin Yejue was a little dazed.

It turns out that he is so easily satisfied. He can be so happy when hearing the slightest thing, as if he is the happiest person in the world.

Shen Jingli was a little choked by eating melon seeds, so he took a sip of tea, but he drank it too quickly and choked, "Cough... cough..."

Qin Yejue helplessly reached out and patted Shen Jingli on the back.

As expected, he is just completely brainless, with a low crying point, a low laughing point, and is also stupid. "Just to listen to this?"

"Thank you... ahem... yes, it's really interesting. Listening to some anecdotes from the city, saying goodbye to all the troubles, at least, I'm really happy at this moment."

"Brother, don't always have a grim face." Shen Jingli handed a cup of tea to Qin Yejue.

Qin Yejue looked at the teacup with a missing corner in front of him, without any emotion, and did not take the tea.

Shen Jingli put down the teacup, "Um... it's better not to drink it. There must be no more than three leaves in this pot of tea."

She had just drunk this tea, which was as light as boiled water. Shen Jingli opened the lid of the teapot and cheered, "Look! There are really three leaves. I guessed it right."

Qin Yejue: “…”

Shen Jingli suddenly felt powerless and said secretly: This person is so difficult to talk to.

But at this moment, Qin Yejue reached out, picked up the teacup and drank it in one gulp.

Huh? He drank it?

"Hey, it's free after all, it's pretty good, do you want another drink?"

"No need."

Qin Yejue fell silent again.

……

"Qin Yejue, you have to integrate into the group, so that you can be happy."

"You want me to be happy?"

"Of course, as you said, if I don't have money to pay, I have to please you."

"..."

This kind of favor is not what he wants at all.

"How should I put it... Although we don't get along very well, but..."

Qin Yejue interrupted: "Not pleasant?"

Shen Jingli: "You don't want to take me as your younger brother, and you always cheat me out of money. After you become my creditor... you still do this and that when you are cold... How can we get along happily like this?"

Shen Jingli recounted her recent experiences, feeling angry and ashamed. After making sure that Qin Yejue would not kill her, she was not so nervous in front of Qin Yejue.

"But...I already consider you a friend."

Shen Jingli's eyes flashed with cunning, "If you also consider me a friend, then return the jade ring to me, and don't pursue the vase from last time, how about that?"

"OK?"

Qin Yejue thought for a moment, "Friend?"

"Yes."

"But I don't want to be friends with you."

"..."

Shen Jingli had long been accustomed to Qin Yejue's impoliteness. He always spoke so harshly.

However, when Shen Jingli heard that Qin Yejue didn't want to be friends with him, he was still a little hurt in his heart for a moment.

Although Qin Yejue was quite overbearing and rude, she...actually...didn't really hate Qin Yejue...

"I'm treating you to a meal, are you happy?"

If you are happy, then you can take your time to pay back the money...

Shen Jingli pushed the melon seeds and peanuts in front of Qin Yejue. She had almost finished them, so why wasn't she eating any?

"meal?"

Hearing Qin Yejue's questioning tone, Shen Jingli lowered his head, looking like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water: "Food is anything that can fill the stomach. Our main purpose is to have fun, not to fill the stomach."

"Actually, I can also treat you to a feast in the palace, but it would be insincere if it doesn't cost money."

The main reason is that it is not cost-effective. Her share can be transported out of the palace and converted into cash. It is not enough for her to eat normally. It is more cost-effective to bring Qin Yejue here.

At this time, the waiter passed by Shen Jingli with a drunken goose, which almost aroused Shen Jingli's greed. She swallowed her saliva unwillingly and stuck her head out to see who the drunken goose would end up.

The waiter handed the drunken goose to the single table at the lower right corner of the round table. The man came alone, wearing a light green robe.

Just as the man in green was about to start eating, he noticed someone was staring at him with fiery eyes.

He thought: This sissy is blatantly violating his food with his eyes.

So he whispered a few words into the waiter's ear, and the waiter nodded, came to Shen Jingli's table, and said, "Sir, the young man in green at that table has something for you."

"What?" Shen Jingli looked at the waiter and asked with a puzzled look.

"If you want to eat, buy it yourself. Don't offend his food with your eyes. Also, he doesn't like men, so don't seduce him. Thank you."

"…Me, him? Oh, tsk…"

Shen Jingli rolled her eyes. She just wanted to see the man’s expression after eating the drunken goose. This could directly tell how delicious the drunken goose was.

"I seduced him? Is he blind? Isn't the girl next to me more beautiful than him?"

"It's not his turn to seduce."

Shen Jingli glanced towards the table angrily and found that the man was eating with his back to her. He was so protective of his food and narcissistic.

"Hey, are you still watching?"

Shen Jingli shook his head again and again.

Seeing Shen Jingli's worthless behavior, Qin Yejue finally couldn't help but say, "Bring all the signature dishes."

The waiter immediately took out a pen and paper and wrote, "Okay, okay, we didn't make much spicy chicken and it's sold out. I'll serve you two gentry the chrysanthemum duck and the drunken goose."

Shen Jingli suddenly felt something was wrong: "Um...wait a minute, how much does this cost?"

"Eight taels in total."

"What! So expensive?"

The waiter patiently explained: "It's not expensive. We hire local chefs to cook the fish right after it's killed. The quantity is limited and it's absolutely authentic. Also, our kitchen is public and transparent, so it's absolutely clean and sanitary."

Although Shen Jingli also wanted to eat it, his wallet would not allow it.

She couldn't even scrape together a tael of silver, so she could only order small portions of peanuts and melon seeds, and it was absolutely impossible for her to eat meat.

"Then you don't have to go, Brother Qin. I'm not hungry. We've eaten so many peanuts and melon seeds. Eating greasy food like that will probably cause bloating. I'll treat you to some sour plum juice later."

The waiter looked at the small plate of peanuts and melon seeds on the table and couldn't help but fall into deep thought. As expected, if you want to have a good figure, you still have to control your diet.

"superior."

Shen Jingli was anxious. He would be beaten to death if he ate a free meal. "You said you would do it? You'll pay for it?"

"Ah."

"Uh-huh?"

After reacting, Shen Jingli suddenly became interested and turned to look at the waiter.

"Then come on, two more bowls of rice, not three."

Hehe, someone invited her to dinner and she wanted to eat two bowls.

Shen Jingli looked at Qin Yejue cautiously and asked cheekily, "How about getting a plate of vegetables and a pot of plum juice? How about that?"

Qin Yejue nodded slightly.

"Qin Yejue, you are such a nice person."

I also served sour plum juice so she doesn’t have to pay for it. Haha, perfect.

Shen Jingli's lips curved up, and he smiled so hard that his body shook with joy. There seemed to be a thousand-foot light in his bright starry eyes.

"..."

Seeing this smile, Qin Yejue's ears felt hot again.

He really has underdeveloped limbs and a simple mind...

He can get so excited just by inviting me to dinner that his eyes curve into crescent shapes from smiling.

Strangely good looking...

……

The waiter walked towards the kitchen upon hearing this, and Shen Jingli was extremely happy.

"Qin Yejue, you are so mean. You don't want me to be your friend. Can I fight for it and become your lackey?"