The Emperor was kissed by the Regent and cried again

"what?"

“If you can’t do that, pay it back.”

"..."

"Which one do you choose?"

"Then I will... treat you to a meal?"

"That's it?"

What else does this guy want? Treat her to a meal. If someone treats her to a meal at this time, she will be very happy.

Shen Jingli had very little money in her pocket, so she needed to take Qin Yejue to a place where the cost was low but they could have fun.

Then... I can only take Qin Yejue to that place.

"Let's go now without further delay. If we go too late, there won't be any good seats..."

"I will take you to a nice place tonight. I guarantee that you will be happy both physically and mentally and return with a full load."

Seeing that Qin Yejue still didn't move, Shen Jingli grabbed his sleeve and walked forward.

"Don't dawdle. If you go too late, the prime spot will be gone." Qin Yejue somehow let Shen Jingli pull him forward.

After walking for a while, Shen Jingli suddenly felt his hand tighten, and then he was picked up by the waist, "Qin Yejue, I actually have legs."

“Short and slow”

A light word can be hurtful and poisonous.

"You! Forget it..."

I can't say it, I can't beat it...

Shen Jingli was brought back to the Qianlu Palace, with an unhappy look on his face: "I want to leave the palace, not here."

"Change this eyesore of an outfit."

Shen Jingli looked down at the dragon-patterned wedding dress he was wearing and said with a wry smile, "Okay."

……

Soon, the two left the palace and came to the Sihai Teahouse.

"Qin... um... we should change our address now. It should be Brother Qin. Let's go and grab a seat."

This teahouse does not have a dedicated doorman to greet you, so you have to go in and find a seat by yourself.

The waiter came forward only when we took our order. There was a huge round table in the middle of the teahouse lobby, with people of both sexes, young and old, sitting on the chairs.

They are chattering about everything at the moment.

Shen Jingli accidentally saw Zhang Xiangyi enter the teahouse. She stopped at the door for a while and felt that there was a lot of noise inside, as if there was a quarrel, so she walked in with the intention of watching the fun.

That night, she opened the door to a new world...

Because she heard all kinds of outrageous events in this teahouse.

For example: A man fought with a chicken (a real chicken), and in the end, the man cried and the chicken won.

For example: A big scoundrel in a certain village, his wife eloped with his nephew, he remarried and found out that he was infertile, so...whose three children are these? !

In addition, a human trafficker failed to kidnap a person and ended up being sold himself, and then was sold back to his own nest after many twists and turns.

……

It doesn't cost much here and you can kill time. Some of the events are really funny. For her who is poor, bringing Qin Yejue here is the wisest choice.

Shen Jingli ran in excitedly and sat down on the two-person seat next to the huge round table. This seat was close to the round table, neither too far nor too close.

When people at the round table are chatting away, the volume is inevitably loud. This is the best position where you can hear the conversation at the round table while ensuring that your own words are not overheard. There is also a stone pillar in front that half blocks your view, so the privacy is quite good.

Shen Jingli had already sat down, but someone was reluctant to take his seat. Their outstanding looks attracted the attention of two middle-aged women.

They spoke with suburban accents, and they started discussing: "That boy is so handsome."

"It's hard to get along with him at first glance. The skinny chick next to him is pretty good."

"Being skinny is not okay. I liked being skinny when I was young. But I'm not good in any other aspects. I don't like skinny people."

"Being tall is more challenging. Old Zhang from the next village was so arrogant when he was young. After he got married, he bathed his wife every day."

"Ouch, it hurts my eyes, why are you still staring at me?"

"Sorry, it was a slip of the tongue. It was horn, horn."

……

Shen Jingli naturally didn't hear what the two middle-aged women were saying, but Qin Yejue had good hearing and took in all of their words.

Shen Jingli saw that Qin Yejue had a gloomy face and was reluctant to sit down. He looked at the aunt and uncle at the round table with an expressionless face.

"You...know him?"

Qin Yejue didn't say anything, but the aunts at the round table were frightened by Qin Yejue's eyes and didn't dare to continue talking.

"They are just ordinary people... Why do you scare them?"

After a long time, Shen Jingli saw that Qin Yejue still had no intention of sitting down.

"Why don't you sit down? Although this teahouse doesn't look very high-end, it is very user-friendly, intelligent and information-based."

Shen Jingli considerately patted the non-existent dust on the stool and said in a flattering manner, "It's not dirty."

Qin Yejue then slowly sat down, still without saying a word.

"My dear guests, what would you like to eat? Tonight's signature dishes include Yuncheng Spicy Chicken, Xicheng Drunken Goose, and Shuncheng Chrysanthemum Duck."

Shen Jingli swallowed saliva frantically.

"Give me all..." If I wanted one copy, I'm afraid my wallet won't allow it.

He said with a sad face, "Please give me a plate of peanuts and a plate of spiced melon seeds, both in small portions."

The waiter didn't find it strange. After all, here, there are countless people who order a pot of wine and a plate of peanuts and sit until midnight, and many of them come to chat.

"Would you like some wine?"

Shen Jingli asked tentatively: "Brother Qin, do you want to drink?"

Then, within a second, he quickly said, "If he doesn't want to drink, I don't want it either."

Fortunately, Qin Yejue didn't have the chance to speak. If she had spoken quickly, she would have forgotten about paying a penny.

"Let's have tea."

Waiter: "Sir, what kind of tea would you like?"

"Free tea, we don't mind eating it."

The waiter quickly brought peanuts, melon seeds, and a pot of light green tea.

Shen Jingli grabbed a handful of melon seeds, pricked up his ears, and started chewing them.

On the round table, a fat man picked up the wine pot, drank it in one gulp, and burped: "Let me tell you something. In Qiushantou, East Suburb, that... youngest son of Sun Jia Erlang was dissatisfied with the small amount of homework assigned by the school."

"They spontaneously organized students to protest in the streets, just to get the teacher to assign more homework."

A middle-aged woman said, "They are studious and have a bright future. The teacher should value this kind of students."

"Xiuniang, don't interrupt me before I finish."

The fat man took another sip of wine and was obviously a little drunk. "As a result, the youngest son of Sun Jia Erlang was forced to suspend classes for half a year on the grounds of causing panic. He is still regretting it at home now."

Except for Qin Yejue, everyone present looked puzzled, and then burst into laughter.

Shen Jingli leaned back in his chair and laughed unscrupulously, "Hahaha, it's simply poisonous."

Shen Jingli looked at Qin Yejue and found that he had a serious expression. Shen Jingli's smile disappeared instantly.

What's wrong with this person? He's so tense in such a relaxing place.

The waiter who served the drinks handed another pot of old wine to the fat man and joined the discussion, "Have you heard that Yuncheng arrested five people who forged silver bills?"

Skinny, who was eating melon seeds, said, "In this day and age, is there anyone who dares to make counterfeit money?"

"This is no small matter. How did you catch him?"

Xiuniang looked as if she understood everything. "It must be because the fake money can't be spent."

The waiter shook his head: "It is real money and can be spent, but they turned themselves in. The five of them went to the government together to turn themselves in."

Everyone looked puzzled and puzzled.

The waiter laughed and said, "The five of them borrowed from here and there to collect a thousand taels, but in the end they only made ten ten-tael silver notes, and had no choice but to go to jail to avoid their debts."

“Hahahaha…” There was another burst of laughter in the venue.

……