Dreaming of Lion Rock: Recipe in Hand

Chunni was overwhelmed. Putting all the other things aside, the most urgent thing now was that she wanted to go to the toilet!

It has been two days since I came here, but Chunni is still afraid to go to the toilet! Thinking of the open-air toilet in Jiangsu that she saw in her previous life, Chunni would praise it and say, "What a good toilet!"

Although it is open-air, the wooden toilet looks very solid. It should be safe to sit on it!

In Chunni's opinion, the toilet in her house looks really shaky!

The kitchen and toilet are separated into two rooms. After entering the kitchen and walking a little further, you will see a pigpen and an alley next to it, which is the toilet and the place to take a shower.

It might be because Chu Ying was a woman taking care of four children at home, and some of the lifting work was not easy to do. The stones near the squat toilet were a bit loose and had not been dealt with.

Chunni tried but still didn't have the courage to squat to go to the toilet.

What if the rock couldn't bear her weight and fell down? There was a big pit underneath...shit and urine!

Chunni was really anxious. She felt a little embarrassed to squat on the toilet in the room.

Chunni hesitated for a long time, and her stomach was churning, so she had to shamelessly go to the old man's house.

The old lady warmly invited Chunni into the house and said, "Chunni, why don't you take a good rest at home? You have been tired these days and you just recovered from your illness..."

Chunni held her stomach and had to interrupt the old lady's chatter, "Auntie, I want to squat in the toilet."

Aunt Yang was stunned for a while before she reacted. She patted Chunni's shoulder with a smile and said in the tone of an experienced person: "Is the toilet at home occupied by Xiazhi or Qiuguo? Haha, I knew it. Just now, your eldest brother and sister Chunxing were also queuing up to squat in the toilet! Oh! It's because of a bad year. I haven't eaten meat for a long time. I ate it today, and my stomach couldn't take it, so it went on strike..."

Chunni felt that the old lady’s analysis made sense, but she didn’t bother to listen to her and rushed straight to the toilet.

"what!"

Chunni's screams scared away the birds on the big peach tree in front of the old man's house.

Aunt Yang rushed into the toilet quickly.

"What happened?"

Chunni's eyes were filled with tears. She pointed at the pig in the pigsty and said with a wronged look on her face, "Pig, pig, it pushed me!"

"Hahahaha!" Aunt Yang was so happy that she covered her mouth and laughed.

"This pig in my family is like this. He likes white butts. Hahahaha. Everyone in my family has been fucked by one!"

Chunni...is this something to be proud of?

The pig ancestor of the uncle's family was raised by the agricultural cooperative to help Yang Bangming pay for his medical treatment. The aunt's family worshipped the pig as an ancestor, so Chunni could not hit it.

The old lady was reluctant to beat the pig, but was worried that the pig would be naughty, so she kept it next to the pigsty.

"Chun Ni, continue to poop, don't be afraid, I'll watch for you. Come on, Xiao Hei, come here and let me feed you some vegetables..."

The latter sentence was said by the old lady to her pig ancestor.

How does it feel to be watched while taking a shit? Chunni felt very ashamed anyway. She wanted to hold it in, but her body wouldn't allow it!

and so……

"Auntie, is grandpa free these two days? Can you help me fix the toilet?" Chunni, who had finished her work, couldn't wait to fix the toilet.

Why is it so difficult to go to the toilet?

"Yes! Your mother just said a few days ago that she wanted to fix the toilet, and then..." Aunt Yang suddenly realized and remembered that Chu Ying came to her husband to ask for help in fixing the toilet.

"I'll let your uncle visit your house in a moment." Aunt Yang agreed quickly.

Chunni was satisfied.

Chunni's ideal bathroom is equipped with a flush toilet, a clean wash area, marble floor tiles, and a large bathtub...

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Yang Andang took a look at the toilet and found a solution.

"This slab of stone is indeed a little loose. If you fall on it by accident, your mouth will be full of shit!"

Chunni nodded, she also noticed it.

"There's a stone at the door of my house. I'll get it for you and fill it in. It will be almost done."

"Will that be possible..." Chunni was skeptical.

"Haha, don't worry, I promise I won't! Also, I cut a lot of bamboo strips that day, go get a bundle of them later, they'll be useful!"

Chunni instantly felt a burning pain in her butt. Oh my god, when can she use toilet paper? This was the first time she used such a primitive tool for wiping her butt!

Chunni wanted to cry, but she held it back!

"Thank you, sir. My family needs it!"

What could she do?

The toilet was completed in just one day, and Chunni temporarily accepted the primitive toilet.