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Chapter 17 Farts and Theories

morning.

Xiaoqing was about to put on makeup when she heard a gong and put lipstick on her face. Without thinking, she said angrily: Sugar!

Wusong: Here we go again! Is this the end?

When the two of them walked outside, Xiaoqing said: It's so noisy having this knocking every early morning!

Wusong: To attract attention.

Looking at the white sugar, he was still knocking it madly.

When everyone was present, the class owner said: Well, Xingluo class hasn’t been this lively for a long time.

Tang Ming: Boss, please stop indulging him. He has no rules. Put the chairs in place quickly.

Bai Tang: Hey, wait a minute, let me announce an important news first. I, the genius Bai Tang, have rhyme.

Dafei, who was holding a bowl at the side, dropped the bowl when he heard the news and said in surprise: Baitang, are you pregnant?

Wu Song: Are you looking for an excuse to be lazy?

Xiaoqing: What kind of pregnancy does a boy have?

Mingjie: Xiaoqing, have you ever heard of hermaphroditism? Baitang may be a very special variant of cats, a hermaphrodite! Very rare!

Xiaoqing:……

Bai Tang said speechlessly: It’s not the “yu” in “pregnancy”, it’s the “yun” in “yunwen”.

Wusong and Xiaoqing said angrily: You have been talking about this trivial matter for three days!

Xiaoqing: How is it possible to master the rhythm in such a short time?

Bai Tang: I’m not bragging, Brother Jie, you saw it all, right?

Everyone looked at Mingjie: Yes.

But when everyone saw Bai Tang, they were suddenly very disappointed. The class owner said: Alas, I thought it would stimulate the rhythm pattern.

Bai Tang: Ah! You watch carefully. He started spinning in circles and said something else. The dust started to rise as he spun in circles, and everyone started to cough.

Then Bai Tang performed and the five of them played mahjong. Mingjie said: I'm sorry I don't know how to play mahjong. You four can play slowly. I'll leave first.

Bai Tang performed there for a long time, and then he let out a "poisonous dragon purple golden fart that made the sky collapse and the earth sink", and everyone was almost fainted by the stench.

Tang Ming, Wu Song and Da Fei left first. Xiao Qing got angry and overturned the table and said: Bai Tang, you little bastard!

Bai Tang and the class owner were left looking at the mess on the floor. Bai Tang said: "Everyone's reaction is too intense. How can it be so smelly?" Bai Tang looked at the class owner and said: "You are the best to me, mother-in-law. You must believe that I really have mastered the power of rhyme, right?"

The class owner remained silent, then fainted and fell asleep while standing.

Soon after……………………

Looking at Mingjie again, I don't know where he ran off to. It's still the familiar formula and ingredients. I started to build a Gatling gun. I transformed and used the skill God-level craftsmanship. The Gatling gun was built in an instant. Now it's the problem of bullets again. The points are 13000 minus 1200 points, and the remaining points are 11800. I built 600 bullets, which was enough, and then I went back.

As soon as he returned, he heard a "poisonous dragon's purple golden fart" and the smell of fart drifted into Mingjie's nose. Mingjie was caught off guard and fainted on the roof. It was unknown how long it took him to wake up.

After waking up, I found Bai Tang standing in front of the owner. The owner was wearing a mask and holding a bottle of vinegar in his hand, shaking it in front of Bai Tang.

Sugar: Vinegar, do you want to eat dumplings for lunch today?

Owner: Did you hear anything?

White Sugar: Isn’t vinegar enough?

Class owner: The vinegar in the bottle will only make a noisy sound when it is not full. If you show off before you have learned the skill, isn't it like this half-full bottle of vinegar? Real martial arts are not for showing off, do you understand, kid?

Bai Tang: I know I was wrong.

Class owner: Forget your rhyme, go do what you should do and go shopping for groceries with your senior brother.

Mingjie: Oh, so he was talking about moral principles. He slipped and fell down with a thud, and landed right in front of Baitang.

Bai Tang: Brother Jie, are you here?

Mingjie: Baitang, have you ever heard of the palm technique that falls from the sky?

Baitang: No, what is that?

Mingjie: Hehe, I don’t know myself.

White sugar:……………………

Boss: Mingjie, since you are here, go with Baitang to find Dafei to buy vegetables.

Mingjie: Yes, the boss.

After the two left, Tang Ming came out from somewhere and said: Could it be that this child has really mastered the power of rhythm?

Class owner: This child.

Tang Ming: You mean he might be a genius?

The boss said: This kid's fart is really smelly. Tang Ming fell to the ground.

At this time Mingjie ran back and said: Boss, what do you think of me?

The class owner was silent, and only snoring could be heard. Mingjie said: "Good fellow fell asleep again, and fell asleep while standing again."

Tang Ming stood up from the ground and said: Well, I don’t know you very well, so I can’t judge you for the time being, so you should go buy vegetables with Bai Tang and Da Fei.

After listening to this, Mingjie seemed to be thinking about something, but it seemed that he didn't understand anything, so he went to find Baitang.

In a town………………………………………………………………

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