Live fortune telling: All the people in the underworld are her younger brothers
Chapter 46 The main point is one truth
"What did you do before going to bed?" Wang Rui frowned and recalled, "I played with my phone before going to bed."
“You, you, you!” Hearing the answer, Ghost Grandpa’s face turned red with anger, and his hand was shaking as he pointed at Wang Rui: “Think about it carefully!”
“I..I..I..”
Wang Rui stuttered, his mind went blank with fear and he couldn't remember anything.
Jiang Ling: "Before going to bed last night, you got off the car next to a tree..."
"Pee! Yes, I remember now. I got off the bus and peed before going to bed! What's wrong with that? It's not against the law for me to pee!"
Wang Rui felt wronged.
"You haven't broken any law! You peed on my grave and you still have the nerve to say that!" The ghost grandfather roared and punched Wang Rui.
Wang Rui stepped back in fear: "No, it was pitch dark and I didn't know anything... Uh? Doesn't it hurt?"
[Ghost Grandpa can't touch Wang Rui? 】
[Do you have to be so funny? 】
[So ghosts can’t touch people, right? ]
[Put yourself in my shoes. If I die and come back to see someone urinating on my grave, my anger won't be solved by just building a wall around me.]
[That's not right. Master Jiang's look makes me think there's something else going on.]
"Uncle, I really don't know anything. This is all a misunderstanding. How about this, you let me go. After I deliver this batch of goods, I will burn paper to apologize to you." Wang Rui raised his hand to show his sincerity.
"Burning paper? Oh, I'm so angry. If it weren't for my household registration, I would have killed you." Ghost Grandpa panted heavily and said to Jiang Ling: "Little girl, are you a master? If you see anything, tell me. I'm too embarrassed to say it."
Jiang Ling suppressed a laugh and raised her eyebrows: "Well, it's not a big deal. Wang Rui, not only did you pee on his grave, but do you remember whether you were tripped by something when you left?"
Wang Rui nodded slowly.
Jiang Ling: "That's his tombstone."
Wang Rui Petrochemical: ....
[Should I not laugh? Sorry, I really couldn't help it, hahahaha. ]
【I feel sorry for this old man for a second. 】
[Master Jiang, how do we solve this problem? ]
[So miserable, so funny, so outrageous. I am so unlucky to have encountered such a thing.]
"Master, I really don't know anything! I kneel down to you."
Wang Rui said you have to kneel down and you have to kneel down. This is so immoral.
At that time, he was tripped by the unknown object and subconsciously cursed a few swear words.
In the eyes of the deceased, isn't this just like a land bully who demolished your house, not only didn't give you money but also insulted you?
He is a very good man!
Grandpa Ghost put his hands behind his back and snorted coldly.
"How about this? I'll ask someone to build a new tombstone for you and burn a lot of paper money for you. What do you think?" Wang Rui asked in a flattering way. He really had no other choice.
The ghost grandfather was floating in the air, glaring at him. Wang Rui shouted for help: "Master Jiang, save me!"
Jiang Ling said calmly: "By the way, burn a paper figurine for him, preferably a female one."
When the young girl spoke out her true feelings, the ghost grandfather’s stubborn cheeks began to turn red.
[I can't believe it, but old people are the best. Grandpa is a role model for us! ]
[So the chips are not bad, but the most important paper figure is missing? ]
The ghost grandfather explained in a strong voice: "I am an old bachelor. Others have spouses to accompany them after they die, but I have nothing. Is it not okay for me to find a spouse?"
Wang Rui reacted quickly: "Okay, I'll burn all the paper figurines, luxury cars, and villas for you. Can you calm down and let me go?"
Deep down, Ghost Grandpa still felt that it was too easy for this kid to just say this, but his identity was limited, he was not a wandering ghost in the world of the living.
He is a ghost with a stable income in the underworld. If he really does something excessive in the human world, he will be punished in the eighteen levels of hell.
Pretending to be reluctant, he said, "Oh, since you really didn't mean it and I scared you for so long, let's just leave it like this."
Before leaving, Ghost Grandpa did not forget to look at his cell phone, his cloudy eyes staring straight at Jiang Ling.
After a long moment, he pondered and said, "There are such powerful mystic masters in the human world now? How do you know what the underworld looks like now?"
He has been dead for several years and is a contemporary person, but he has no idea what live streaming is. He just thought that the woman on the phone was having a video chat with Wang Rui.
Jiang Ling: “Guessed.”
"Guessed? If you don't believe me, why don't you catch me?" He learned a lot of knowledge after his death that he didn't know before he died.
"Why arrest you? Inherit your loan?"
The ghost grandpa's mouth twitched, like a naughty old boy, he shook his arms, glanced at Wang Rui, and disappeared.
[What? Loans? Don’t tell me this grandpa also has car loans and mortgages in the underworld.]
[Mom, I really don’t want to die. We all need to live well, because death is more terrifying! ]
[After doing this, I really don’t have the slightest desire to die. 】
The fog and speed limit around him dissipated, and Wang Rui finally saw the road again. He was so surprised that he fired another rocket: "Master Jiang...Master Jiang, do I still need to burn paper?"
Jiang Ling: "There are seven days of annual leave. If you just talk and don't do anything, he will come to you at any time."
Wang Rui immediately backed off and thanked him repeatedly: "Okay, I know, I will definitely give it to you. Thank you, Master Jiang, thank you, Master Jiang, Master Jiang, can you check if there is anything wrong with me?"
Jiang Ling shook her head: "No."
"Thank you, Master Jiang. I won't disturb you anymore. I still have to deliver the goods." Wang Rui ended the connection.
Before driving, he took a look around and started the car after confirming that everything was correct.
After walking out of the place where he had been wandering, Wang Rui finally breathed a sigh of relief and silently calculated what kind of paper figurine to give to the old man. A young one? Or one of similar age?
Finally decided to buy them all!
In the live broadcast room, Jiang Ling launched the second lucky bag.
[Master Jiang, the underworld is so modern now? ]
[Has Master Jiang really been to the underworld? Do all the ghosts in the underworld look the same? ]
[Is there a King of Hell? Is the punishment in the Eighteen Levels of Hell really painful? ]
Faced with a variety of questions from netizens, Jiang Ling randomly picked a few to answer.
Tianma fights against counterfeiting and wins a lucky bag.
Jiang Ling invited Tianma to join the anti-counterfeiting video conference.
“Hello? Hello everyone, I am Tianma. Are there any of you here who are my fans or have seen my videos? I am a blogger who mainly fights against counterfeiting.
“Whether it’s celebrity gossip or a product, the main thing is authenticity!”
The man, wearing black sunglasses, sat in front of the camera, full of confidence, talking eloquently, looking like he had everything under control.
[Tianma! The anti-counterfeiting blogger I trust the most on the entire Internet, wow, the main focus is on truth! ]
[I have also watched Tianma’s videos, and they really look real and touching. ]
[What, who is that, Tianma, you are in the wrong place, Master Jiang is the real master! ]
[Why do I feel like Master Jiang's expression is not right? Is it because Tianma is wearing sunglasses and I can't see his face? ]
The blogger named Tianma raised his sunglasses, curled his thin lips, and said confidently: "Jiang Ling, I will expose your fakery in your live broadcast room! You are not a real master, you are just a puppet promoted by capital!"
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