Live fortune telling: All the people in the underworld are her younger brothers

[Will there be a power outage at home? 】

[I suspected that my cell phone was broken, but I didn’t suspect that there was a power outage at my wife’s house. ]

[I must draw the lucky bag, wuwuwuwuwu, I'm going crazy, wife, save me. ]

[I want to win too. I want to calculate my fortune.]

[Have you all watched the news? Dean Huang jumped to his death.]

[Don't even mention Dean Huang. Just the delivery guy who abused animals and lived off his parents. According to inside information, he just died in prison this morning for no apparent reason.]

[Where do you get all these first-hand information? Is it true or false? ]

[This kind of person deserves to die, and it’s a good death. ]

After seeing the first news conveyed by netizens, Jiang Ling narrowed his eyes and did some calculations.

I thought these two could hold on for a few more days, but I didn't expect them to die so soon.

Dean Huang used his connections to find many masters and doctors.

The master thinks he is sick.

The doctor examined his entire body and found no problems except that his blood sugar was a little high.

It can only be diagnosed as a mental illness.

Despair and collapse, even he himself doubted whether he was crazy.

Finally, he committed suicide by jumping off a building in an orphanage.

As for that young man Deng Deng, Jiang Ling not only did not help him to drive away the small animals on his body that day, but also generously gave him a pair of trial version of Yin-Yang eyes.

In the six-person cell, he was cared for and pestered by cute little animals every day.

In the eyes of others, he was like a mental patient, crying and shouting for help at every turn at night.

Coincidentally, there happened to be a big brother in the cell where he was, who found him very annoying and called on other personnel to beat him to death.

Driver Wang Rui won the lucky bag.

Jiang Ling invited a video link.

Before Jiang Ling could open her mouth, she asked him what he wanted.

A burly man with thinning hair and unfocused eyes sat in the car and trembled, "Wife, save...save me..."

【What happened? 】

[Wow, isn't this the ID that just posted a comment saying he was going crazy? ]

[Shut up, you can't call me wife? ]

When Jiang Ling heard this name, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she asked coldly, "What did you call me?"

[Ugh, my wife's face turned black, haha. ]

[Sorry, it's a little cute. 】

[What's going on? Aren't you curious about what happened to this man? You still have time to chat.]

"Master Jiang...Master Jiang, save...save me, I've seen a ghost..." Wang Rui spoke incoherently, looked around, and stopped the car in a panic.

Jiang Ling silently said "yes" in her heart and said, "Rocket."

"Oh oh oh, good."

Wang Rui's driver gave the anchor a rocket.

"Here's the thing. I'm a truck driver. Today I was delivering goods as usual. Netizens, I swear, even though I look big and strong, I have never done anything bad in my life."

【Learn a lesson, no comment without knowing the full picture. 】

[Look at Master Jiang's expression. You must have done something! I stand on Master Jiang's side.]

[A fortune-telling anchor also has crazy fans? What is the background of this Master Jiang? 】

[This guy has been very popular recently. In my opinion, his face is the only good one. To see a master, you should still look at an older man, who is steady and reliable. What can you see from such a young man? It's all marketing, nothing more, garbage.]

Bing Tea was banned by the administrator.

【I just realized that Master Jiang’s live broadcast room is managed. 】

[Thank you, little assistant~~]

Looking at the comments, Wang Rui wanted to cry but had no tears: "I am really a good person, definitely not a cellmate. I never violate traffic rules when driving, and I will take a rest when it is time. I rested in the car in the second half of last night. It was foggy this morning, so for driving safety, I drove very slowly, but..."

Wang Rui swallowed and lowered his voice: "My car's gas is almost gone, and I can't drive out. My phone has no signal, but I can see Master Jiang's live broadcast! Master Jiang, you must save me. I have elderly parents and young children to support. My whole family depends on me driving, and I can't let anything happen to me."

[? ? My phone has no signal, but I can watch Master Jiang’s live broadcast? ]

【A master is always a master. 】

[It has to be my wife, hehe, even the live broadcast room is so awesome. 】

[In your situation, are you in a state of paralysis? I know that. Just get off the bus and go pee.]

"Urine? Master Jiang, is that true? But does this require virgin urine? I'm almost 40 years old, where can I get virgin urine?"

Jiang Ling said: "When you are not in a good state, the evil spirit is heavy, things are not going smoothly, and coupled with the environment you are in, it is indeed easy to encounter a situation of being trapped in a wall."

Wang Rui nodded frantically: "Yes, yes, that's definitely the case."

"If you encounter a ghost wall, it can be broken even if it's not boy's urine."

Just as Wang Rui was about to get off the car and unbutton his pants to break through this maze, Jiang Ling continued, "But, your situation is a little special, look back."

[Fuck, I was so scared that I shivered. ]

[When did this old man appear? So scary. ]

[This must be a ghost. It looks so lifeless, it can't be a human.]

[Yeah, I saw a ghost again. Good morning, Grandpa Ghost.]

Wang Rui turned around, his whole body was stiff, and his crotch was wet.

"You stupid kid, you can actually see me? Humph, don't even think about leaving here!" The ghost grandpa sneered, with deep resentment in his turbid eyes.

"You...you don't have to bother me, Master Jiang...Master Jiang, save me, quickly take this ghost away!"

Jiang Ling: "I can't take him in. He's not a wandering ghost. He's on holiday and is visiting the human world."

[What? ? The underworld also has annual leave, I am so upset, does that mean that after I die, I will have to work in the underworld? I am a beast of burden when I am alive, and I will still be a beast of burden when I die? ]

[Damn, they can still come to the human world to play? He will not be punished for hurting humans like this? ]

[I'm totally confused. What the hell is this? It's nothing like the ghost I imagined! Is this funny? ]

Jiang Ling explains: "Now the underworld is overcrowded with ghosts, and the queue for reincarnation is very long. The underworld now has not only commercial areas, but also residential areas. Ghosts who give up reincarnation and settle in the underworld become settled ghosts, and can return to the human world once a year."

"Of course there are requirements for settlement, and not everyone can apply successfully."

She had just learned this not long ago.

This policy sounds quite inconsistent whether it was applied then or now.

The barrage was instantly filled with wailing.

[Does this mean that one needs to take an exam to settle in the underworld? 】

[I used to think that I could live one day at a time, and if I couldn’t live, I would die. Now I think death is more terrifying than living! ]

[Is this a children's story? Why does it sound so strange? How come Master Jiang has been to the underworld? ]

[It’s outrageous, but I believe in Master Jiang. ]

"Since you are a ghost from the underworld, your quality should be very high. Why...why are you bullying me? I don't know you. Did I provoke you?" Wang Rui felt very aggrieved.

"You still have the nerve to talk like that! What did you do last night?" Ghost Grandpa shouted angrily, instantly flashed to the passenger seat, and stretched his head to look at Wang Rui's mobile phone.

Jiang Ling smiled and nodded and reminded: "Wang Rui, what did you do before going to bed last night?"