The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

"Ah~?"

"This one……"

Cao Kun's question left the tomb robber speechless. What did he mean? He said he was robbing the tomb of a general's concubine?

What if they know each other, would I still be alive?

But if I don’t say it, those two tall guys probably won’t let me go. If they express their opinions again, my anus... will be in danger!

I gritted my teeth and made up my mind. For the sake of chrysanthemum, I would accept the beating and killing!

The tomb robber raised his head and said with a righteous face, "My dear commander, I am robbing the tomb of the commander next door, Mao Tong, the commander's concubine Wu Sisi. This is his concubine Wu Sisi..."

When I turned my head, I saw that the female zombie had also turned her head away, and I felt a lot more relaxed!

Cao Kun watched the scene in front of him with great interest. The man and the 'woman' were in perfect sync. No matter what the man said or did, the woman behaved the same way. It was quite interesting!

Wait, Cao Kun stopped smiling and looked at the tomb robber seriously, "Are you sure this is Mao Tong's concubine?"

Facing Marshal Cao's sharp eyes, the tomb robber's heart skipped a beat and he could only nod his head repeatedly, "It's her, it's her!"

But in my heart I was praying to my ancestors, asking them to bless me and please don’t look at me like that just now. I would rather break than bend!

Mao Tong? Mao Tong's concubine?

A smile appeared on Cao Kun's lips, but then he restrained it!

Mao Tong found a woman, which was a good thing. However, after just a few days, the woman died and her grave was robbed!

Tomb robber?

"Search for the dragon and share the gold to see the mountain..."

Suddenly, Marshal Cao uttered a strange... poem, and then stared at the tomb robber closely!

The tomb robber blinked his innocent eyes, what? What gold? What mountain? Which mountain has gold?

Cao Kun couldn't help but curl his lips. He was just a gangster who wanted to make some money!

Not those tomb-robbing sects! Like tomb-robbing, tomb-sweeping, and tomb-moving...

Damn it, I was still thinking about the possibility of cooperation!

Muttering to himself, Marshal Cao said to Wang Dahu behind him, "Go and ask Taoist Qianhe to come over!"

Alas, before we had to ask Uncle Jiu for help, but now we have to ask Qianhe for help. I am the same, I haven’t made any progress!

Soon, Qianhe came over, followed by four disciples. As soon as they came in, they stared at the people in the room nervously!

Is this because he is afraid that his...master will get beaten again?

Fortunately, Marshal Cao did not order anyone to attack directly. Instead, he pointed at the man and woman kneeling on the ground.

"Master, take a look, these two guys have exactly the same movements, one is a corpse, and the other is a tomb robber!"

You don’t know until you tell me. As soon as Marshal Cao said it, Qianhe was furious. Tomb robbers are the most hateful!

Many strange events and evil deeds are caused by tomb robbers who open tombs without permission!

Not only does it harm others and yourself, but the Taoist priests involved may even lose their lives!

"Tomb robbers? Corpses? There's nothing to save. Just burn them together!"

With a cold snort, Taoist Qianhe gave a solution, which was simple and direct!

"Ah? No, no!"

Not only did the tomb robber beg for mercy, even Cao Kun couldn't let him do this!

We still have to give face to Mao Zedong!

"Master, this woman's identity is different, and she cannot be burned easily, so please use some means!"

Cao Kun spoke up. Although he didn't know the woman's specific identity, Taoist Qianhe nodded seriously.

"Since the Marshal has said so, I won't refuse!"

"Apprentices, take action!"

"Yes, Master!"

At this moment, the professionalism of the four apprentices from the east, south, west and north can be seen!

They worked in pairs, each lifting up the man and woman and placing them side by side!

Qianhe took out a ceramic jar, then lit a talisman and threw it into the jar!

He pressed it hard on the woman's mouth, and saw a surge of air that was sucked into the jar, and the woman stopped moving!

"It's your turn!"

Taoist Qianhe smiled evilly, and fiercely pressed the jar in his hand against the tomb robber's mouth. He pinched his fingers, pressed the bottom of the jar, and muttered something.

"receive!"

Done and call it a day!

The disciples let go of the tomb robbers, and Qianhe stepped forward and said to Cao Kun, "General, it's OK. I have sucked out the Yang energy that the female corpse absorbed. The female corpse is fine now!"

"At the same time, I also sent a stream of Yin energy from the female corpse into the body of the tomb robber!"

"From now on, he won't be able to dig graves. He will be out of breath even if he takes two steps. He can't die even if he wants to!"

Cao Kun looked at Qianhe in surprise. He didn’t expect it. He really didn’t expect that a guy like you with thick eyebrows and big eyes would use such a vicious method.

Maoshan's methods were indeed unusual. Just by pulling out a cup, they could make a grown man suffer a fate worse than death!

However, I like it, haha...

The problem has been solved, but the next thing to deal with is whether the female corpse should be returned to Mao Tong!

Absolutely!

"Da Hu, send a message to Mao Tong, asking him to bring people over and take his wife back!"

"Also, I'm in a hurry to ask him to bring more things. Lao Lao Jun, I'm almost speechless!"

Wang Dahu went there happily. After all, it was good to be able to improve his life!

Cao Kun’s military rations supply is definitely the best in the world. It not only has meat and eggs, but also rice, flour, grain, oil, and lots of seasonal fruits and vegetables!

It’s just a bit troublesome when going out for an expedition, and you can only make do with some fried rice and dried vegetables, and at most some dried meat!

You can imagine how it tastes when you boil so many ingredients in one pot!

It was because of this that Marshal Cao couldn't help but follow that sissy Wu Hai to commit suicide last night...

Go back to sleep!

After a good sleep, Mao Tong arrived at dawn with a gloomy face, bringing two large carts of supplies to Cao Kun!

He came with a dark face and left with a dark face, and when he left he took his concubine and the tomb robber with him!

Cao Kun didn't show up either, he was just enjoying a sumptuous breakfast in the tent!

It's better not to go out at this time. Why go out? To see Mao Zedong's joke?

Mao Tong left, leaving behind a lot of supplies, including food and daily necessities, and some strange things!

After eating and drinking enough, the soldiers’ morale was high, so they naturally traveled much faster!

The next day, we arrived at our destination, Longchang Town, a wilderness outside the town!

"Back then, I was a stable boy under the old commander, following him into battle and fighting the Tartars to the death!"

"Now that I have won, countless Tartars have been killed or wounded, and even their fake king An Tai has been captive!"

Marshal Cao didn't care about the expressions of Minister Wu and the young prince at all, and told his brothers about his great achievements with great enthusiasm!

The An Tai mentioned by Marshal Cao is the uncle of the little prince. An Tai’s full name is Hachi An Tai, and the little prince’s name is Hachi An Kuang!

An Tai, An Kuang, all of them are from the An generation!

Marshal Cao curled his lips in disdain. He couldn't even sort out the names and generations. Look at our Ming Emperor Zhu...