The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

A few people returned to the base in a panic, reunited with the army, and set out again!

Cao Kun then began to inquire about what happened last night, and Minister Wu also ran over in a hurry to hear what Qianhe had to say!

"Last night was quite dangerous. It should be that powerful force or the peerless old ghost marrying a wife or daughter. There are explanations for this, and I won't explain them one by one!"

"We stumbled into it by mistake and have already entered into a cause and effect relationship with them. Fortunately, the Marshal gave them a red envelope yesterday, so we can barely make up for it!"

"I've checked. What we...what you ate last night was authentic Yin Qi-transformed food, and the drinks were authentic, too!"

"Rich families are different. They are not like those small families who use toads, dead scorpions, and stinking centipedes to entertain guests!"

Taoist Qianhe talked incessantly, and in short, he said in one sentence that if no one had been taken away in the situation yesterday, there would be no problem in the future!

At this time, Minister Wu raised his hand cautiously, as obedient as a primary school student.

"Master, I want to ask, what will happen if I eat that Yin Qi?"

This is a good question. Marshal Cao also wants to know!

"What will happen? It won't be a big problem. If you are strong, it will be over in two days!"

"For those who are weak, they will be fine after having diarrhea twice!"

"If you are a man with a female appearance, you are blessed!"

Minister Wu asked hurriedly, isn’t the man with a female statue referring to himself?

How can I be blessed?

Qianhe smiled and said, "These Yin Qi will completely transform your body. Maybe one day you will completely become a woman!"

This sentence made Wu Shilang fall into endless longing. If this is the case, he must find a handsome man...

His eyes unconsciously glanced at Marshal Cao, and then he quickly shook his head. No, no, this won’t work…

I couldn't even look at him for even a second, otherwise he would probably cut me into pieces and throw me to the wolves!

He quickly corrected his thoughts, returned to his bamboo sedan, and recovered!

The first sentence Cao Kun said to Qianhe, a powerful force, a peerless old ghost, has already given up the idea of ​​telling his own experience!

Who knows if the other person is paying attention to me? What if I say something I shouldn't say...?

No need to think about it, let Cao Cheng prepare a bamboo sedan chair for the Tartar soldiers to carry!

Our soldiers are meant to fight...to defend our country, not to be servants carrying sedan chairs!

The sedan chair swayed, and soon, Cao Kun fell into a deep sleep!

Qianhe looked at Marshal Cao, seeming to be hesitant to speak. She wanted to go up and ask him if Marshal Cao encountered any special situation when he left alone yesterday!

But I also feel that my face is not that big!

Staggering, feeling drowsy, walking and stopping, another day is over!

When we set up camp at night, everyone learned their lesson. There were so many places under the sky and in the wild, why were we wandering around aimlessly?

It was such a happy decision to live in a tent and eat dry food!

Cao Cheng was thoughtful enough to hunt a wild rabbit for his commander-in-chief and also got some mushrooms, thinking that the commander-in-chief had suffered a lot last night and deserved some nourishment!

Eating mushroom soup and roasted rabbit, Marshal Cao forgot all the wonderful things that happened last night!

Let’s not mention it, I don’t know who will come!

After eating and drinking, Marshal Cao was about to go to bed when he heard Wang Dahu's voice!

"Marshal, something's happening!"

Ok?

Is there something wrong?

Suddenly, Cao Kun became alert, pulled out his revolver, walked out quickly, and asked urgently,

"Where are the people? Where are the enemies?"

The enemy didn't see or hear the gunshot, but saw Wang Dahu standing there with an embarrassed look on his face!

Wang Dahu also knew that the Marshal had misunderstood his meaning, so he quickly explained,

"General, it's not that someone attacked us, it's that someone stole... Ugh, tomb-robbing!"

"Tsk~, I thought the enemy was coming and I could vent my anger, but I didn't expect it to be just a tomb robber!"

Bored and uninteresting, Cao Kun turned around and left, going back to his tent to have a good sleep!

Yesterday... the battle was very intense. Who knows if my body will have any sequelae? What if I become infertile... what should I do?

I am still dreaming of having many descendants and becoming nobles for generations!

"Marshal, don't leave yet, listen to me!"

Wang Dahu saw that Cao Kun was not interested, so he hurriedly called him, "Marshal, do you know whose tomb the tomb robbers robbed?"

Cao Kun rolled his eyes helplessly. Who cares whose things he stole? It’s not mine anyway... Bah, bah, bah, that’s unlucky!

"Okay, if you have something to say, just say it. Who did you learn this from? And you want me to guess? I hate guessing!"

Seeing that the Marshal was a little angry, Wang Dahu quickly told him what he knew.

"Marshal, we just caught a tomb robber. This guy is quite talented. When he encountered zombies, he rushed into our camp and even wanted us to protect him!"

"Zombies?"

"where?"

When Marshal Cao heard about the zombies, he felt annoyed. It happened just now... and now it comes again!

"Marshal, we have captured this strange zombie... Would you like to go and take a look?"

Wang Dahu thought about the strange appearance of the zombie and felt a little unsure, so he asked tentatively to see if the Marshal wanted to take a look!

Upon hearing this, Cao Kun shook his head. What are you looking at? What's so good about it? All zombies are the same, covered with white and green hair, dirty and smelly!

"If you don't want to see it, forget it. I'll burn her in a moment. She was a pretty girl, but it's a pity that she turned into a zombie after she died!"

Wang Dahu shook his head, looking regretful, and was about to walk outside!

"and many more!"

When he heard that there was a pretty female zombie, Marshal Cao's heart perked up!

Of course, it wasn't that Marshal Cao was attracted by beauty, but he was really curious. After all, Marshal Cao wasn't so impatient as to covet a corpse!

“Take me to see it!”

Wang Dahu led the way happily, followed by Cao Kun and the two little Caos!

When he arrived at the tent where the tomb robbers were imprisoned, Marshal Cao saw a woman sitting there in a daze. Next to her was a young man with the same expression, also in a daze!

"Are you the tomb robber?"

Sitting on the chair brought by Wang Dahu, Cao Kun began to question the young man!

Hearing the Marshal's question, the young man raised his head, and the female zombie next to him also raised her head at the same time!

"Marshal, please spare my life. I was just so hungry that I wanted to steal something to eat and drink..."

As soon as the young man opened his mouth, the female zombie beside him also opened her mouth, making a series of noises...

Cao Kun was confused. What's wrong with you two?

Tomb robbing leads to love?

"Let me ask you again, whose tomb did you rob?"

Cao Kun paid special attention this time, looking at the tomb robbers for a while and then at the beautiful female zombie!