Resurrection, I'm crazy

[The host lady is so pitiful, what did you write on the paper you gave her?]

Long Baiyue looked at the direction the family left, and said helplessly and amusedly: "Don't talk about other people's difficulties if you haven't experienced their suffering.

It’s just a simple example of domestic violence. I don’t know whether you should choose to wake up or not.”

Speaking of this, Long Baiyue couldn't help but think of when she first traveled to the Xuanling Continent, the father of this body also favored boys over girls.

And the original owner was a concubine's daughter, so she was not welcomed and favored.

Fortunately, with the compassion of my grandparents, I was able to leave home with some money to study in the Xuanling Sect.

She has been traveling and stopping for thousands of years, originally hoping to use her ability of cultivation to nourish her grandparents and let them live long lives.

But they didn't want to. When I saw this family today, I thought of them again, and I felt some emotion in my heart.

"What does this girl want?" The young man's voice brought Long Baiyue back to reality, and the thousands of years that seemed like a dream disappeared in an instant.

She came back to her senses and told the boy that she wanted to pursue a career. 081 nestled obediently in Long Baiyue's arms.

The moment the host responded, it also asked the main system and the Avenue for their thoughts.

Knowing that the host's business would be successful and would prosper, 081 instantly bit into an apple happily.

As expected, he is the host I chose. He is so awesome.

The young man nodded and took the peach wood card handed to him by Long Baiyue.

He took out another piece of yellow paper from the pile and drew on it with a cinnabar brush.

The writing moved quickly and the appearance was almost the same. Soon, a brand new talisman appeared under the boy's pen.

He then took out a red lucky bag that he had bought wholesale online from a box at hand, folded the yellow paper and put it inside.

"Please carry this with you for half a month, and come back to me to check your cleavage after half a month." The boy handed the lucky bag to Long Baiyue.

He called out to the next one.

The sun shines through the treetops, and under the tree sits a beautiful lady in green. The unique mint green sunlight of summer shines on the lucky bag in Long Baiyue's hand, as if it is coated with a layer of light, which looks a bit mysterious.

Long Baiyue could feel the spiritual energy in the lucky bag. Although the spiritual energy inside was very little, it could indeed calculate the corresponding fate and luck for people.

Long Baiyue took out the yellow paper from the lucky bag, then casually picked a leaf from the tree and injected the spiritual power in the small lucky bag into the leaf.

She waved her right hand, and the green leaves flew gently towards the young man who had just told her fortune.

The scorching afternoon sun left with a gust of wind. The young man stretched himself, closed his stall and returned to his room to count the money he had earned from today's work.

Qin Shu's home is on this mountain, which is this small courtyard, and it is also an abandoned Taoist temple.

He was adopted by a master when he was young and learned fortune-telling from his master. The master said that he was very talented, but whenever he got to the most critical part of teaching, he always said that he could not teach him.

Qin Shu thought his master was just joking, but ever since his master really left, he felt especially lonely.

Without any source of income, he could only rely on the fame his master had earned to run the Taoist temple.

Fortunately, the income is enough to feed myself. I used to think that what my master said was a joke, but in the past few years, what my master said has actually come true.

Qin Shu used to be very confused, and he couldn't quite understand what his master meant.

But he is indeed very talented and can know many things with just a few calculations.

What confused him was that he couldn't recognize the girl who came today.

Instead, after writing a talisman for her, he felt dizzy and confused, as if something was preventing him from exploring further.

I originally wanted to make the calculation more complicated, but the headache stopped me, and in the end I just drew a very simple talisman.

Qin Shu flipped through the notes left by his master, hoping to find the answer in them, but he didn't expect there was no record of this in them.

Qin Shu scratched his hair irritably and took a deep breath. If he couldn't find it, then he couldn't find it.

People are never perfect. Master said that many things in the world cannot be calculated. Everything comes from one sentence.

The secret cannot be revealed.

There are no rules to follow for many things, and Master Qin was afraid that the little things he taught would hurt his little apprentice, so what he taught was very superficial.

It was a quiet night. Qin Shu was lying on the bed, holding the tattered strips of cloth he had worn since he was a child. Just as he was sleeping soundly, a voice suddenly came from the bed.

Qin Shu was shocked. The Taoist priest was a fortune teller, but he was also a human being. It didn't mean he wasn't afraid.

Qin Shu trembled as he lifted the quilt from the bed and searched the bed thoroughly, but found nothing.

Could it be coming from under the bed?

"Ah, who is it? I am the disciple of... a talented young Taoist priest of a sect..." He is still young, his master is not around, and he has been living alone in the mountains for many years, so it is inevitable that he is a little scared.

"I was so scared, so scared... Master, please bless me." Qin Shu swallowed and clasped his hands together. "Qin Shu has not done anything wrong. I will remember what Master said and will definitely keep a clear conscience."

After he finished muttering, he looked around and saw that there was nothing around. Then he calmed his rapidly beating heart and quickly calmed down.

But I was really scared, so I turned on the TV, found an entertaining program, and turned the volume up to the maximum in an attempt to comfort myself.

Half an hour later, there was no other sound in the room except the sound of the TV. Qin Shu attributed the incident to being too tired and having auditory hallucinations.

After he relaxed and continued to lie down, the voice rang out again. This time he heard it clearly. It was the laughter of a baby.

Qin Shu was so frightened that he pulled the quilt over himself tightly, and then fumbled around on the bed.

But the bed was clean, and the sound did come from the bed.

Did he really encounter a ghost?

"…Who is playing this prank?" Qin Shu lives alone in the mountains. On weekdays, no one comes here except tourists. Could it be that there is a ghost...

Master, your disciple has been deceived so badly! Didn’t you say that there are no ghosts here?

Master, didn’t you say that in a world where the spirits and grudges are balanced, there is nothing, it’s clean and pure… Master…

Qin Shu hurriedly flipped through the notes left by his master and found very little description of ghosts.

In a nutshell, there is no spiritual energy or resentment here. The vengeful spirits that exist in the world are basically non-existent and cannot commit crimes at all.

Hey...scare yourself.

Qin Shu was still a little bored and lay on the bed, staring blankly at the notebook left by his master, until something cold crawled onto his face.

"Ahhh...ahhh what is that..." A loud scream came from a small temple on the mountain, scaring the animals nearby and making them run away quickly.

Qin Shu felt itchy and reached out to touch it. He originally thought it was a piece of paper or something, but when he took it off, he took a look.

It is... a green leaf cut into the shape of a human.

You are scaring me...ah, isn't it said that there are no such evil spirits in the world?

Qin Shu: "..." I was scared. The thing that bothered him in the middle of the night turned out to be a leaf, and he cut it into the shape of a little man for fun.

It scared him to death.

Oh my god.

The little man jumped around in Qin Shu's hand, and was so active that it was a little scary for no reason.

Secretary Qin felt that he didn't have any powerful people here, so where did this leaf come from?

I don’t know if it was to answer Qin Shu, but after playing around, the little green leaf man jumped onto the table.

Qin Shu's account book was placed on the table. He was tired so he didn't do much calculations and just dropped his pen casually.

The Green Leaf Man struggled to pull the pen over and wrote the big words "Xuanling Cultivation Academy" on the blank page of the account book, and then wrote Qin Shu's name.

When Qin Shu saw the Xuanling Cultivation Academy, he wondered what the hell this was, until the little green leaf paper man finished writing and disappeared.

Suddenly, a piece of green paper with a lotus pattern printed on it appeared on the table. It was emitting light and even had a fragrance.

really weird?

The words "Xuanling Cultivation Academy" were still written on it in large letters, and there were also several more words and precautions.

“…” Qin Shu was speechless.

Although it felt outrageous, the blue paper seemed to attract Qin Shu's attention. A mysterious force pulled him to look down: "If you want to know the answer, just write your name on this paper."

Qin Shu: "...That almighty man is so boring. Do you know that scaring others can kill them, almighty man?"