Resurrection, I'm crazy

After returning to the academy, Long Baiyue made several puppets to be used for cleaning and cooking in the academy.

081 Watching Long Baiyue busying around in the kitchen - directing two wooden men to cook.

So this is what the host means by healthy eating.

Long Baiyue said you didn’t tell me to do it myself.

It is said that Long Baiyue hasn't cooked for thousands of years, so his hands have long been numb.

Don't expect her to cook a bunch of delicious food, just don't expect her to cook any weird food.

Although 081 has to admit that cooking like this is meaningless.

But 081 could not resist the host's decision and had to eat the food prepared by the wooden man.

I have to say that although the host has no talent for cooking, the spiritual vegetables grown in the back mountain taste very good.

As a result, he barely ate a few bites of the dish of meat fried with vegetables.

The taste was even better. After stuffing its fox belly full, it lay leisurely on the table and rubbed it slowly with its two little paws.

I couldn't help but sigh that it was a good thing that the host didn't have to cook.

It is a new system, and it has seen various hosts in the system chat group. Some of the hosts cannot cook and are keen on cooking, but what they cook is not what the system or people dare to eat.

081 looked towards the trial square. The secret realm for practicing the Yulingtai had not yet been formed. He searched in the system for a while.

It could only pull out a clock statue, which it planned to put in as a reminder.

The next day, Long Baiyue was so absorbed in cultivation that he left the Yulingtai in the afternoon to look for a suitable student.

After she left, 081 flew straight over and placed a large, beautifully carved statue with a clock in the center of the square.

The overall shape of the red bird has a clock embedded in its belly. It will ring on time at six o'clock every morning to remind all students of the time.

081 clapped his little paws and admired the clock.

Hmm...it fits the host's temperament very well.

Long Baiyue was flying the sword while checking the system panel. She discovered a hidden function of the system yesterday.

The system didn't tell her that this hidden function could locate the more powerful Son of Heaven's Destiny.

So today, Long Baiyue learned to be lazy and turned on this function early.

No matter how Qing Zao 081 tried to harass her, Long Baiyue remained unmoved and stayed in the Trial Square to practice.

081A small system cannot move the host or talk to it, so it can only worry.

Who knew that Long Baiyue's words blocked it back. It was useless to act cute, so he could only be a little dumb.

The positioning function of that innate spiritual power was very useful. Long Baiyue had found a suitable student after flying in the air with his sword for less than half an hour.

She followed the direction of the location and came to a small courtyard, which was more like a Taoist temple than a courtyard.

There are a lot of people coming here to draw lots, but most of them are women and the elderly.

Long Baiyue transformed himself into an ordinary person and lined up behind these people, climbing up the stairs.

The weather was too hot and many people lost their patience, but the family in front of Long Baiyue persevered.

One of the women had a big bulge in her belly and was wearing rather thick clothes, which made her stand out from the crowd.

Her sweat kept pouring down. She wanted to take off her clothes but saw her mother-in-law next to her holding the girl's hand tightly.

081 It doesn't take much to know that the hand must be covered with sweat. It looked up at the high sun and couldn't help feeling sorry for humans.

Long Baiyue was close and heard what they said... This child was hard-earned, so she must be well protected and avoid cold during pregnancy.

081 lay on the host's shoulder and said with some confusion: "You have to raise your baby scientifically, otherwise the mother will be easily hurt."

Long Baiyue glanced at it and asked it to find some science videos on the Internet.

Human hearts are always mysterious, hard to guess and hard to understand.

081 listened to the host and obediently went online to find the video to watch.

There are so many videos of this kind. I watched a few of them on 081 and suddenly felt that it is better to work on the system. Because people's hearts are too complicated.

The evil mother-in-law and father-in-law in the video are really shocking. More importantly, the husband did not try to persuade her, but instead added fuel to the fire.

[How could this be done to the host, what a hateful person!] 081 patted Long Baiyue's shoulder with his little paw in disgust. This little fox was listless.

"Life has thousands of forms. Everyone makes different choices, and the process and outcome are naturally different." Long Baiyue took it down from his shoulders, rubbed its head and said affectionately, "You can look it up online again, you will get a different answer."

[Really?] 081 asked with doubt.

"Of course, there can't be two identical flowers on a tree, and everyone has different ways of solving these problems, so you can learn more about them."

[Okay] 081 said and hid back in the system space, looking for the answer to this question in the system chat group.

It is a nascent system and does not have as much experience as other systems.

The answers obtained vary, and it depends more on how the other party's host handles the situation.

For the female and male supporting characters in the quick-travel group, the easiest solution is to slap them in the face.

One question gave rise to many answers, and 081 was no longer confused.

It closed its system chat group and turned back to continue chatting with its host.

During the few minutes when the system disappeared, Long Baiyue heard a lot of gossip. The reason why there were so many women here was that most of them came to pray for children or to fulfill their wishes.

The team moved slowly. A young man sitting in the yard was wearing a Taoist robe. He looked at the hand of another person seriously, and drew a conclusion by pinching it with one hand.

"This girl will have good luck in love this year, but she must remember not to mess with people with the surname Yang."

"Young Master, what will be the consequences?" The man smiled after hearing what he said.

"It will ruin your luck. At best you'll get into misfortune, at worst you'll get a minor injury." The young man muttered in a mysterious way, counted on his fingers and gave an answer.

He looks quite mature, but he has a baby face.

If he didn't wear a mask, his well-behaved appearance would probably be very adorable.

"It's so scary!" The girl patted her chest, thanked the young master, asked for a talisman, and left.

Long Baiyue couldn't help laughing when she heard this. The family in the queue in front of her turned around and looked at Long Baiyue after hearing this.

It turned out to be a young and extremely beautiful girl with very light pupils, upturned eyes and a particularly conspicuous red mole under her eyes.

She was wearing a green new Chinese style suit, with her long hair tied up and a small white jade hairpin pinned on it.

There is a red tassel earring under the left earring, and a small embroidered bag on the waist, with a vivid green lotus on it...

The white jade hairpin alone is worth a lot of money. After seeing these valuable accessories, everyone immediately closed their mouths that were about to speak.

Can't afford to offend but can afford to hide.

The old lady looked at Long Baiyue and guessed that this person was probably here to seek marriage or a child.

So he asked Long Baiyue to laugh more quietly, as it would anger the gods and his wishes would not be fulfilled.

"Girl, this is very spiritual. Everything you see will come true, but you have to keep your voice down," the old lady said. "My daughter-in-law has been married for seven years and still hasn't gotten pregnant.

I heard from people that the young master here is very spiritual, so I brought my wife here, and sure enough, within a year she got pregnant. Oh, this is true, little girl, when you come to pray, please speak softly and don’t anger the gods, only in this way can you be pious…”

[Host, we are not...] Before 081 could finish his words, Long Baiyue pressed his hand into his arms.

Long Baiyue echoed the old lady, her eyes fixed on the girl who was supported by the old lady.

Why did you bring a fox with you... This will disturb the gods. When the old lady saw the fox in her arms, she immediately pushed her daughter-in-law forward, fearing that she would be infected with something unclean. The woman did not notice her mother-in-law's actions and leaned forward for a while.

Fortunately, there was a nanny-like aunt nearby who pulled the daughter-in-law back, otherwise something bad would have happened.

The daughter-in-law's eyes were tired and lifeless. Although it was a hot day, she was still wearing very thick clothes and her body was shaking violently.

Drops of sweat fell from her forehead. The old lady took a look and took out a tissue from her bag.

"Oh, how can you be so delicate when cleaning the place by yourself? I was like this when I was pregnant."

"Little girl, I see that you are here to pray for a child. I advise you to get a peach wood tablet from the tree nearby. Then go in and let the master take a good look at it. You will definitely get pregnant."

The old lady was very happy, her eyes were all about the baby in her daughter-in-law's belly. Long Baiyue followed her and said, "That's quite accurate."

081 complained in his heart, it’s amazing, just based on one side, he guessed that the host was here to beg for a child?

What's the point of having a child pursuing a career? The one worthy of its host hasn't been born yet, hum... 081 murmured in his heart.

Looking at the fox eyes of this old lady's daughter-in-law, I felt even more pity for her.

"Yes, yes, go over there and get a peach wood sign." After hearing what the old lady said, the people behind her also echoed.

People were talking about how their prayers for children and blessing their children to pass the college entrance examination were very effective.

Long Baiyue remained calm and calmly rejected their kindness. She also explained that she was only here to look at her future career and was not seeking a child.

"Alas, what a pity for such a beautiful girl."

"that is".

"If you have children early at a young age, you won't have to suffer so much in the future."

"This little girl is so pretty. If she is going to have a child, then the child will definitely be pretty."

When Long Baiyue heard these words, his face instantly turned cold.

Is having children the only goal of life? The times are progressing, but why are people's ideas regressing?

The more I live, the more I go back.

081 curled his lips and expressed his feelings to a large group in the system group, attracting a bunch of systems to watch the fun.

"Old lady, I think if you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb." Long Baiyue took out his mobile phone to play, "If you want to hold a grandchild so much, it would be great if you can give birth to one yourself, and you don't have to tire your daughter-in-law out by wrapping herself up so tightly in the hot summer."

"You... I really mean well," the old lady said angrily, "What kind of girl is this? I just got married early. Is there any harm in getting pregnant early?"

The people around also nodded, expressing their agreement.

Long Baiyue smiled and silently told a shocking secret. She played with 081's satisfied paws very leisurely.

"Then how did you manage to replace the prince with a cat?"

The crowd became quiet in an instant, but became lively again in just a moment. People all like to watch the show, especially the group of old ladies, who spit on the man so hard that he was completely blocked.

The old lady was speechless and her hands were shaking.

How did she know...

"It's fake, this is fake. Why don't you believe what she did? She just said a few words. This girl has a really bad temper."

"If I do something bad with good intentions again in the future, I will no longer be named Yang," the old lady gambled angrily, then dragged her daughter-in-law to line up.

“Just now I heard the master in front say to tell the girl who did the fortune telling before not to touch anyone with the surname Yang. Look, now there is one.” The person in front of this strange family replied after hearing this.

This caused the people behind to make a lot of noise, and no one dared to get in front of Long Baiyue.

Time passed quickly, and soon it was the family in front of Long Baiyue's line.

The old lady handed over a peach wood sign with a flattering smile, then pulled her daughter-in-law over, forced her to sit down, and asked the young man straightforward questions.

This young man was not the first time he had seen an old lady like this. The corners of his mouth twitched, but he couldn't say that he had a problem with money, so he could only take a closer look.

As soon as he put down his hand, the old lady couldn't wait to ask: "Master, can you tell whether the baby in this belly is a boy or a girl?"

The young man looked up at the old lady, then at the woman who was in such a state of disarray. He had a thousand words piled up in his heart, but if he didn't say them he would suffocate to death, but if he said them it would be like destroying his reputation.

It's difficult!

The old lady was obviously anxious and couldn't help asking: "Master, please tell me, is the baby in your belly a boy or a girl?"

The master only cared about this young man. He was frightened by the look of the woman, so he only replied: "Auntie, your family has a throne to inherit. It is better to treat your daughter-in-law well than to pray for a son or a daughter."

The old lady was angry. She pointed at the boy and said, "What are you talking about? My family has the throne to inherit. Besides, there is an old saying that there are three types of unfilial behavior, and having no descendants is the worst. Girls are naturally inferior to boys, so raise a son to take care of you in your old age."

The young boy almost vomited blood. How could he encounter so many such weirdos?

"Hey, you haven't told me whether it's a boy or a girl yet. If it's a boy, I'll feel relieved and go home to make a bowl of chicken soup for my daughter-in-law. If it's a girl, I'll just abort it and have another one."

The old lady's words not only irritated the young man, but also made the people around him squeeze in.

"What kind of person is this? He still favors boys over girls."

"What? She is not her mother's biological daughter. The Qing Dynasty has long since fallen. It doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl. And there are three unfilial acts, and the worst is to have no descendants. This guy has never been to school."

"What's wrong with girls? My daughter was admitted to Cambridge University for a doctorate this year and has a bright future."

"Oh, wow, congratulations... but there is no girl, where did your grandson come from?"

People refuted and ridiculed, especially the young people, who could not see such a thing happening.

The young man's voice was particularly loud, and the old ladies and old men who had teased Long Baiyue before instantly retracted themselves into their shells. With such fighting power, they should not move forward.

"The master also said that it is better to ask conscience than to ask others. It is better to be nice to your wife than to a piece of unborn meat."

The old lady was speechless after what everyone said. She shouted "ancestors" and "unfilial". Those who came to pray for blessings looked at them with contempt.

Her daughter-in-law's eyes remained dull the entire time, as if this topic of favoring boys over girls had nothing to do with her.

The crowd's voices grew louder and louder. The old lady could not bear the pressure and went down the mountain with her daughter-in-law.

"Ha ha ha ha……".

"I'll run away right away." The young man with the strongest fighting ability smiled, turned around and continued to queue.

The crowd fell silent. The heat rolled in, the wind blew, and in an invisible corner, Long Baiyue stuffed a piece of paper into the young wife's hand.