Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

"Lu Fengxian?!"

As Zhao Yun said these three words, Kong Ming's eyes suddenly became sharp.

This person seems to be suffering from a brain disease and his brain is not working very well.

But his personal bravery is unmatched in the world!

And relying on his brute strength and his brain suffering from brain disease, he carved out a name for himself.

He successively killed Ding Yuan who ruled Bingzhou and Master Dong who burned Luoyang, and then defected to Wang Yun, Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao and Zhang Yang.

While Boss Cao was attacking Xuzhou, he launched a surprise attack on Puyang and repelled Boss Cao several times.

He then defected to Liu Bei, and while Liu Bei was at war with Yuan Shu, he launched a surprise attack and captured Xuzhou.

In the end, it was obvious that his body was becoming weaker and weaker due to excessive drinking and sex, but he kept shouting that he must quit drinking and did not mention anything about "sex" at all, so he was caught alive by Boss Cao.

Then the dramatic scene happened. Liu Bei tricked him badly and killed him.

Since his death, Guan Erye has been looking at everyone as an ordinary person.

None of this is important. What is important is that in this era, people believe in theories about ghosts and gods.

It was because of some supernatural things that Zhang Jue was able to mobilize a million-strong army and almost destroy the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Even though Kong Ming was extremely intelligent, he couldn't help but wonder when he heard Zhao Yun say this.

If Lu Fengxian really were to come back to life through borrowing another corpse, my lord would probably be in danger!

He was already hiding from Boss Cao, and now he was being chased by the God of War. No one could withstand it.

Kong Ming pondered and said:

"Are there any similarities between the two of them?"

Zhao Yun said uncertainly:

"All...all have brain diseases?"

That's true. Lu Fengxian likes to have a godfather, and Qin Feng likes to talk to himself in places where there is no one around.

They all look more or less seriously ill.

Seeing Zhao Yun's worried look, Kong Ming finally said in a serious tone:

"But I heard that Lu Fengxian likes to play with his poop?"

"????"

Zhao Yun was completely dumbfounded.

Sir Military Advisor, are you polite?

My junior brother is a little silly, but he also plays with poop, right?

Zhao Yun explained with difficulty:

"Master Military Advisor, although my junior brother's brain is not very good, he will not play with such dirty things."

Kong Ming smiled without saying anything and glanced at Mi Fang who was bathing in the river crying.

Zhao Yun suddenly said awkwardly:

"General Mi must have fainted accidentally, it has nothing to do with my junior brother.

Qin Feng has been kind-hearted and charitable since he was a child, and he is well-known among the elders in the village.

Although he is a bit naughty, he would never do such a ridiculous thing. "

Kong Ming gently waved his feather fan and said with a smile:

"Zilong, you are loyal and brave, and you are deeply trusted by the lord.

Your junior brother followed you into Changbanpo, going in and out seven times, and he was also loyal and brave.

However, the Mi family was ultimately an in-law.

Even if there are grudges, we should be tolerant. "

Zhao Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief and bowed:

"Thank you, Military Advisor, for your advice."

After all, the military advisor has planned everything out, and it seems that nothing can escape his eyes.

And the lord trusts him very much. If he says something bad about his junior brother, then he will be doomed.

Fortunately, looking at the military advisor's appearance, not only did he not have the intention of reporting me, he also gave me a few suggestions, which was really touching.

Kong Ming nodded and smiled faintly:

"It's okay, I'll take care of the old man's affairs.

Even if Lu Fengxian really comes back, what does it matter? My Seven Star Formation will teach him a lesson! "

Zhao Yun was immediately filled with awe.

As expected of a military advisor! With a feather fan and a long scarf, he solved the problem of Lao Shen while chatting and laughing, and also relieved Zhao Yun of a big worry.

Although he is called my junior brother, I actually treat him like my own brother.

We grew up together and have been through life and death together for so many years, how can I not worry about you?

It's just that Qin Feng has always been a worry. It's ok to stir up trouble everywhere, and he even gave himself a nickname, something like MC Zhao Laonian? How embarrassing!

"How shameful!"

Zhang Fei slammed his fist on the bridgehead and watched as more and more Cao troops were chasing him.

He really wanted to rush over and fight, but due to limited manpower, he could only watch others show off their strength, feeling extremely ashamed and angry!

"A real man was born between heaven and earth, how can he behave like a little girl?"

Suddenly, a deep and powerful voice sounded behind him.

Zhang Fei turned around and saw Qin Feng holding a Fang Tian Hua Ji in his arms, with a stern face and a sneer on his lips, standing there proudly.

Zhang Fei snorted in a muffled voice and said:

"Cao's army is large in number. I have a plan to temporarily retreat Cao's army."

Qin Feng looked up to the sky, and let out a long, unyielding roar in his chest, saying:

"A real man is born between heaven and earth, he should be happy to take revenge and die on the battlefield! How can he use tricks?"

[The anchor is showing off! ]

【I can’t do this to Brother Dafei anymore. 】

[Zhang Fei: The military advisor always says that I am reckless. I didn't expect to meet someone who is even more stupid than me today.]

Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment, then slowly said;

"Okay, I still have the Eighteen Riders of Yanyun under my command, you can lead them all to charge in."

Qin Feng pondered for a while, then said calmly:

"Tell me the plan in detail."

Zhang Fei: “????”

[Wow! The anchor suddenly became sincere and made things even worse for Da Fei! ]

[This TV series is getting more and more outrageous! ]

[By the way, did you guys watch Zhang Yu’s live broadcast? He will be at the research institute soon.]

[It’s boring. He is MC Zhao Laonian’s agent. How can he travel through time?]

Qin Feng rolled his eyes quietly. Are you kidding?

You have 20 Yanyun cavalry, but I can still rely on the Lu Bu experience card with only hours left to rush over to attack Prime Minister Cao.

So you only have the Eighteen Riders of Yanyun? What can you do with them?

Go over and dance for Prime Minister Cao to liven up the atmosphere? Perform the Eighteen Touches?

At this time, Wen Pin led his troops to the scene and saw Zhang Fei standing on the Dangyang Bridge with his tiger whiskers standing upright, eyes wide open, snake spear in his hand.

Seeing that there were only eighteen riders around him, and MC Zhao Laonian who had just fought his way through the siege, he immediately suspected an ambush and did not dare to move forward.

Soon, Cao Ren, Li Dian, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Le Jin, Zhang Liao, Zhang He, Xu Chu and other generals all led their troops to the scene.

Seeing Zhang Fei's angry eyes and Zhao Laonian picking his nose, they were afraid that it was Zhuge Kongming's plan, so they didn't dare to go forward.

They could only hold their ground, deploy their troops in a line, and send someone to report to Prime Minister Cao.

When Cao Cao heard that Zhao Laonian was standing on the bridge with his spear across his body, he was immediately overjoyed.

Fellow travelers, are you here to join me?

He quickly mounted his horse and came from the rear.

Zhang Fei opened his eyes wide and vaguely saw the blue silk umbrellas of the rear army. He guessed that Cao Cao was suspicious and came to see it in person.

He then shouted loudly:

"I am Zhang Yide from Yan! Who dares to fight me to the death?!"

The sound was like thunder, and all of Cao's troops trembled when they heard it.

Cao Cao put his hands on the awning and looked around and said:

"I once heard Yunchang say that Yide could take the head of a general from a million-strong army as easily as taking something out of a bag.

When we meet today, we must not underestimate the enemy. "

"Bragging."

After hearing what one of the Eighteen Riders of Yanyun said, Qin Feng curled his lips and muttered.

Taking the head of a general from a million soldiers? If I hadn't followed Brother Yun to fight once, I would have believed it!

If there really were a million-strong army, one fart from each of them would kill you!

However, seeing Cao Jun's eagerness to try, Zhang Fei was about to shout again. Qin Feng's eyes turned and he said to the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, let me show you a trick!

You will have fun later, remember to swipe the big rocket! "

After saying this, he stepped forward and said:

"Brother Dafei, wait a minute!"

Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment:

"Who is Big Fei?"

"Of course it's you, Yide. There's no point in calling you that. You have to do something weird!

Cao Cao is a suspicious person. The more evil something is, the less he dares to come over!"

"That makes sense, Lao Niang, what can you do?"

Zhang Fei stroked his tiger whiskers as hard as steel needles and asked thoughtfully.

Qin Feng smiled and said mysteriously:

"You have to get mad!"

Zhang Fei hesitated and said:

"Getting mad? Wasn't I mad enough just now?"

"Not enough, need to go a little higher."

"How?"

As he spoke, Qin Feng suddenly untied his belt, faced Cao Jun, and said loudly:

"Hahahaha! Prime Minister Cao, do you dare to come over and pee with me?!"

As he spoke, he even shook his head!

Not to mention Prime Minister Cao, everyone around him was stunned!

Shame!

What a shame!

I've been fighting for so many years, but I've never seen such a humiliating method!

It's totally unethical!

Zhang Fei was completely dumbfounded. What they were playing was really weird!

Isn't it said that this guy is Zhao Zilong's junior apprentice? Why are their paths so different?

At this moment, he tightly grasped the snake spear in his hand and turned his head with difficulty to look at Cao's army.

He was really afraid that Prime Minister Cao would not be able to control himself and would kill him.

It's too cruel. Not to mention Cao's army, even I can't stand it.

It's bad enough that you peed three feet high in the wind, but you're also shaking like that?

[Fuck! Mosaic please! ]

[It’s over! The live broadcast room is going to be closed! ]

[Sexy anchor, confirmed. 】

[This is complete, Prime Minister Cao must go over and chop him up. ]

[The host is awesome! Here comes the big rocket!!!]

At this time, not to mention Prime Minister Cao, even the generals under him were immediately furious.

What a shame!

Xiahou Yuan said angrily:

"Zhao Laonian! I swear I won't be a human being if I don't kill you!"

Cao Ren gnashed his teeth and said:

"This guy is too much! My lord, let me kill him!"

Xu Chu's face flushed, and he shouted:

"You bastard! How dare you challenge me to a duel?"

Cao Jun: “???????”

Something is wrong! What the hell got in here?

Seeing Xu Chu was about to untie his belt, Xiahou Dun quickly advised:

"Zhongkang, he has no manners, but you can't have no manners.

In front of the two armies, you are embarrassing your lord!"

"That's right, Zhong Kangqie needs to stay calm."

"Let's just rush over and kill him."

"You are bigger, it must be you, there is no need to compare."

"From now on, we will call you Zhongkang. Is it okay for you to be Zhong?"

Seeing the commotion in Cao's army, Qin Feng was immediately happy.

He thought about it and it seemed that a buddy named Xiahou Jie was scared to death by Zhang Fei.

Of course, it is impossible that he was scared to death. The most likely possibility was that he had a heart attack, plus he was too exhausted from all the nights of reveling, so he died suddenly after the long journey south with the army.

Thinking of this, a smirk appeared on his face and he shouted again;

"Xiahou Jie, go home and take a look. Your grandma has been hung on a tree by the Armor Hero. They insist that your grandma is a supernatural beast!

Your wife was also hung on a tree by the great virtuous teacher, who insisted that your wife was cheating on you!

After all, Prime Minister Cao likes other people’s wives the most!

If you don’t leave now, I’ll kick your father’s cholecystitis and make it flare up!”

"???"

My goodness, who leaked the secret? Even Boss Cao’s preferences were known?

Just when everyone was looking at Xiahou Jie with strange expressions, he got excited and had a heart attack.

He rolled his eyes and fell off his horse with a bang!

Seeing this, Zhang Fei suddenly became a little panicked.

He quickly whispered:

"Stop it, it's too damn dirty!

Pull up your pants first, or else they will get mad and come to kill you, what will you do?"

Qin Feng waved his hand and said confidently:

"Don't panic, Yide. I have my own way."

At this time, as Xiahou Jie was sprayed to death after failed rescue efforts, everyone's anger reached its peak. They challenged Cao Cao to capture Qin Feng and send him to the palace to be a eunuch for Emperor Xian of Han!

But what was unexpected was that Prime Minister Cao, who had suffered such humiliation, actually had a smile on his face.

He looked at Qin Feng's sighing appearance and couldn't help but sigh:

"It's good to be young, you can pee three feet high against the wind.

Let's go, let's retreat."

Cao Hong was somewhat confused and asked:

"My lord, what does this mean?"

Cao Cao immediately sneered:

"There is something fishy going on here! This Zhao Laonian wrote to me before, saying that he and I have the same interests and wanted to learn from each other.

But now, they continue to humiliate me, what does this mean?"

Cao Hong said in a daze:

"What does it mean?"

"It means it was arranged by Zhuge Kongming! He was asked to deliberately humiliate our army, and then lose his mind and rush across Dangyang Bridge!

There must be ambushes in the woods beside the bridge!"

When everyone heard this, they suddenly understood and exclaimed:

"My lord is truly a god!"

Cao Cao looked at Qin Feng from afar and sighed:

"It would be so interesting if this kid was under my command."

After saying this, Cao's army stopped fighting and slowly retreated.

Later generations wrote a poem praising it:

At the Changban Bridge, a fierce voice was raised, and the naked man was panting with his eyes wide open.

One bubble was like a thunder, and it drove back millions of Cao’s troops!