Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

"Look, brothers! This is the legendary Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Boss Liu!

This is the Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty, Zhuge Kongming!

And this handsome one is my senior brother, the white-robed general Zhao Zilong.

Hey, man, please move aside. Who the hell are you? You're blocking my camera.

Mi Fang? You're really not familiar with me. Won't you let me cut you?"

Qin Feng explained here as he walked.

Seeing that wretched-looking man walking away, he complained:

"Why would a grown man call himself Gou Ba Xiao Fang? Isn't that disgusting?"

[This is so fake. This crew is so fake. Boss Liu’s ears aren’t that big. Aren’t they supposed to hang down to his shoulders?]

[It doesn't look like Kong Ming either, isn't he too handsome? And why are his lips a little blue? ]

[It's a rubbish drama. I'll give you 0.1 points. The extra 0.1 is for Mrs. Mi.]

Qin Feng couldn't help but roll his eyes and complained:

"What the hell do you know? If the ears hang down to the shoulders, is that still a human being?

That means the Trisolarans will become dehydrated. What’s the point of fighting the Three Kingdoms?

Can't we just let Boss Liu eat up Boss Cao? Send them all to Australia!

As for why Kong Ming's lips were a little blue? It was because he was cold. Who the hell would fan themselves in the middle of winter? "

[Anchor, Kong Ming is behind you. ]

[Anchor, Kong Ming is behind you. ]

[Anchor, Kong Ming is behind you. ]

Qin Feng's expression froze for a moment, and he turned his head with difficulty, looking at Kong Ming who had stopped fanning himself with the feather fan and also looked a little embarrassed. He forced a smile and said:

"What's the matter, military advisor?"

Kong Ming pondered and said:

"Nothing, I just wanted to explain that the reason I fan myself with the feather fan is to keep calm at all times."

"I understand! I understand! I understand!"

Qin Feng nodded repeatedly and left as if escaping.

He had heard that Kong Ming was so wise that he was almost a demon.

What if he discovers my identity as a time traveler and locks me up for further study?

What if I have to build a machine gun to shoot Boss Cao? If I don't, I will become a eunuch.

Anyway, Qin Feng would try to avoid such extremely intelligent people.

Just give up, do nothing, follow Boss Liu to Sichuan, and become a general of a miscellaneous army, right?

At worst, being a county magistrate, a prefect, or a local emperor would be great, wouldn't it?

Drinking wine, writing obscene poems, being unrestrained, putting your mind between heaven and earth, and dancing with a pretty young lady every day, you can be comfortable for many years, right?

As long as he doesn't end up with that unlucky guy Pang Tong, doesn't help Guan Erye defend Jingzhou, and claims illness to not take part in the Battle of Yiling, he will be able to live happily until old age.

[Host, we have found out who Mi Fang is. He is the bastard who killed Master Guan! ]

[Anchor, you are really uneducated. Mi Fang is the elder brother of Mrs. Mi and the younger brother of Mi Zhu. It's pure idiocy.]

[Right, right, kill him now. You've acted so well anyway. This guy finally surrendered to the Eastern Wu and killed Guan Erye.]

When Qin Feng heard this, he was surprised. It turned out that he was Boss Liu’s brother-in-law?

After this reminder, he also remembered.

This guy is really nothing.

It was because he had a very good relationship with Boss Liu, who was someone who would never betray him, that he was asked to help Guan Erye guard his retreat.

But who would have thought that this guy would be the first to surrender!

Let's not talk about whether Guan Erye treats you well or not. Based on your performance, are you worthy of Boss Liu? Are you worthy of your brother? Are you worthy of your sister? Are you worthy of Brother Douzi?

Adou calls you uncle all the time, and you bully him just because he's a fool?

He's stupid to begin with, why are you teasing him?

Absolutely abominable!

Qin Feng’s favorite thing in his life is dogs, and what he hates most is also dogs!

Bastard like Mi Fang must be punished!

“Brothers, let’s fire a big rocket and give Mi Fang a slap.

Two big rockets and a brick to hit him.

Three big rockets, just shoot him straight, and make him the personal eunuch for Boss Liu!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, two huge rockets shot out directly on the screen!

Qin Feng was immediately happy. It seemed that many fans of Shu Han were still brooding over the death of Guan Erye.

In other words, they were indignant about Guan Erye's betrayal and death in the conspiracy.

A hero should die with dignity, be defeated in battle, and shed his blood on the battlefield.

Instead of being stabbed in the back by your own people!

Qin Feng picked up a brick from the ground, weighed it, hid it behind him, and walked towards Mi Fang quietly.

It just so happened that people had three urgent needs. Mi Fang's stomach churned, so he quickly ran to a deserted place to relax.

But just as he squatted down and was enjoying the release, Qin Feng came quietly from behind and hit him on the head!

As the helmet vibrated violently, Mi Fang rolled his eyes and sat down!

Suddenly, it was a mess!

Qin Feng immediately shouted in horror:

"Fuck! General Mi is playing with his poop here!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei, Kong Ming, Mi Zhu and Jian Yong hurried over.

Human curiosity is unstoppable, especially when this sounds too outrageous. Who the hell would play with poop?

But when they saw Mi Fang lying naked on his own poop, they were stunned!

Mi Zhu said with great sorrow:

"My family is unlucky, ugh, my family is unlucky, ugh!"

Jian Yong quickly comforted him:

"Master Mi, ugh, it may be that your brother has suddenly fallen ill, ugh..."

The hand that Kong Ming was holding with the feather fan was trembling slightly.

He suddenly realized what was going on today? Why were there always some weird things happening? I was already broken down three times!

Liu Bei sighed deeply, looked up to the sky, shook his head, and left.

Zhao Yun looked at Qin Feng, who had an innocent face, and then at Mi Fang, who had fainted and was naked, and discovered a clue.

Seeing that there was no one around, he moved closer and said through gritted teeth:

"Junior brother, is it you who did this?!"

Qin Feng blinked his big eyes, and a tear slowly slid down his cheek, dripped onto the ground, and broke into eight petals, just like his heart.

He looked at Zhao Yun sadly and said:

“Brother, how can a body with a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius say such cold words?

We have slept side by side since we were young, and we are childhood sweethearts. How could you doubt me?"

Zhao Yun was so angry that his teeth itched. This junior fellow disciple was too troublesome! He was always causing trouble!

"If it weren't for you, how could he have fainted?"

Qin Feng said innocently:

"Maybe the shit was too smelly and he passed out?"

"????"

Wow, you are so brave to make up such a story!

Seeing Qin Feng's reckless look, Zhao Yun could only helplessly say:

"Junior brother, if you are really free, go to Dangyang Bridge to help Yide."

Qin Feng was feeling guilty, so he immediately rode the donkey down the hill, said "Oh", jumped on the horse, and ran towards the north.

Seeing him walking away, Kong Ming came over with a fan and said thoughtfully:

"Zilong, does your junior brother... have a brain disease? Why does he seem not very smart?"

Zhao Yun sighed deeply and said with a worried look:

"Military Advisor, he has never been like this before, but I recently discovered a serious problem."

"Oh? What's the problem?"

"He seems to be possessed by something unclean..."

"What unclean thing?"

"Lu Fengxian!"

"?????"