Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

"Your mother?"

"my mother!"

"Your mother?"

"my mother!"

"you……"

"Wait a minute! Why do I feel like you're cursing?"

Sun Quan looked at Qin Feng with gritted teeth, his blue eyes almost turned red with anger.

What's wrong with this Zhao Laonian? I get annoyed whenever I see him!

I have difficulty breathing, I am very angry and want to chop people!

But after thinking about how Zhao Laonian carried Madam Mi in and out of Changbanpo seven times, he swallowed his anger.

It’s not that I admire heroes or anything, but this guy is too cruel and I can’t beat him!

Sun Quan even felt that if a fight really broke out, Zhao Laonian would strangle himself to death with his own intestines within three rounds.

Too cruel!

Qin Feng looked stunned, his face full of disbelief.

The whole person seemed to be frightened and groaned continuously, apologizing:

"Oh! Lao Nian deserves to die! Lao Nian really deserves to die!

Lao Nian really didn't know that the person Cao Cao coveted was actually your mother.

Who could have thought that Cao Cao was such a beast that not only did not let go of Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, but he even spared your mother, the Marquis of Wu?

This is really perverted! You even wrote something like 18 steamed buns? Look at this word, it's simply an insult to your mother!"

"Enough! Enough! Shut up!"

Sun Quan was so angry that he drew his sword and slashed at the wall in anger.

Suddenly dust flew everywhere, and there was a sound of metal clashing.

[Zhao Laonian is such a mean person, he has made Sun Shiwan confused! ]

[It’s over, it’s over. Now Boss Cao and Sun Quan are sworn enemies! ]

[Boss Cao was stunned when he saw the beautiful handwriting. Both the writing style and the handwriting were exactly the same. He almost suspected that he had traveled through time! ]

[Will Zhao Laonian go to Cao's camp again to slander Sun Shiwan and scold Boss Cao? ]

[Fuck! Zhao Laonian is such a jerk, he must be able to do it! That's too exciting. If Boss Cao knew that he was slandered as a pervert, wouldn't he really do something perverted? ]

[That's not certain. Who knows, maybe Boss Cao will just go all out and try something a little weird?]

At this moment, there was a "bang" sound, and Zhang Fei and Lu Su rushed in again after hearing the sound of swords.

But looking at the wall that was chopped into pieces, I was a little confused.

Zhang Fei scratched his head and said with some disappointment:

"Huh? The wall? I thought that Lao Ni was so mean that he got his mouth chopped off."

Qin Feng frowned and said:

"Can chopping the mouth produce the sound of metal clashing?"

Zhang Fei laughed and said:

"You are so mean and hard-mouthed."

Qin Feng immediately cursed:

"Get lost! I have good character and morals. How can I be cheap?"

Zhang Fei snorted and said:

"Go away!"

Seeing Zhang Fei leaving, Lu Su said with some concern:

"My lord, you must remain calm and not let your anger cloud your mind."

Sun Quan laughed out of anger, his face grim as he said:

"Calm down? How can you expect me to calm down?

Cao Cao is such a jerk! I have never seen such a shameless and shameless person! "

Now it was Lu Su's turn to be a little confused. Although Boss Cao was not a good person, he liked someone else's wife.

He also likes to snatch things and doesn't like things that are offered to him voluntarily. He is a typical pervert.

But I'm not shameless or unscrupulous, right?

Because Boss Cao always did these things openly. For example, before attacking Zhang Xiu, he said with a smile that he wanted to meet the man's sister-in-law.

Before going south, he also built the Bronze Sparrow Tower in Yecheng, hoping to communicate with Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao.

It can’t be said to be aboveboard, but at least their behavior is not obscene.

So why did the Marquis of Wu react so strongly? Could it be that this Zhao Laonian was up to something bad again?

Just as Lu Su looked at Qin Feng suspiciously, Qin Feng spread his hands with an innocent look on his face and said:

"It has nothing to do with me. It was Boss Cao who wrote a poem about Eighteen Buns and gave it to Wu..."

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Sun Quan shouted madly, glaring at Lu Su like an angry lion.

Lu Su was so frightened that he quickly withdrew.

He had never seen the Duke of Wu behave so miserably.

Thinking of Qin Feng’s last words, a chilling answer emerged in Lu Su’s mind.

"Hiss! How could Cao Cao be so terrifying? He actually wrote a poem about Eighteen Buns for Marquis Wu?

This is too perverted! Could it be that he doesn’t like his wife anymore and has started to have an affair with her?”

Thinking of this, Lu Su was shocked and angry.

What is shocking is that Cao Cao has no martial ethics, disregards human ethics, and is unworthy of being a man!

He is obviously a real man, but he is coveting another man!

What made him angry was that his lord had suffered such a great humiliation. No wonder he was so angry.

Thinking of this, Lu Su was filled with grief and indignation. He suddenly drew out his sword, slashed it hard on the ground, and said viciously:

"I shall die if my master humiliates me. From today on, I will never coexist with Cao the thief!"

The sword strike scared Zhang Fei.

He was basking in the sun and was about to fall asleep when he was suddenly awakened. He said unhappily:

"What are you arguing about! What are you arguing about! I just fell asleep!

What do you mean by lord humiliates his servant and makes him die? Your master was slept with by Cao Cao?"

Lu Su glared at Zhang Fei fiercely and left with a sad face.

Even if you don’t sleep now, you may be slept with in the future!

When Lu Su thought of his master being favored by Cao Cao, he felt like crying.

But on the bright side, Jiangdong and Cao Cao are irreconcilable.

Even if Zhang Zhao advocated peace, he would not dare to persuade his lord to surrender when he knew Cao Cao's intention, right?

Who the hell could have imagined that in the past, when asking for peace in a war, one had to send beauties as gifts, but now one has to send one's own lord to bed?

The more Lu Su thought about it, the more angry he became. He wiped away his tears fiercely and roared to the sky:

"You thief! I will never live with you!"

"Aqiu! Aqiu! Aqiu!"

At the Hanjin Ferry, Cao Cao, who was reviewing the navy, inexplicably sneezed three times in succession, which frightened everyone.

The counselor Jiang Gan quickly took off his cloak, put it on Cao Cao's shoulders, and said urgently:

"My lord, the safety of thousands of people is at stake. Please take care of yourself."

Cao Cao smiled and shook his head, saying:

“No problem, I just feel like sneezing for no apparent reason, which is really weird.

Could it be that someone is plotting against me again?"

Jiang Gan bowed and said:

"My lord has unified the world, pacified the country, and intimidated the villains, so naturally there are those villains who are jealous.

As the saying goes, he who is not envied is a mediocre person. "

"Hahahaha! A person who is not envied is a mediocre person!"

Cao Cao turned around and asked with a smile:

"I have invited Sun Quan to hunt in Jiangxia for a long time. Has the envoy from Jiangdong arrived?"

Jiang Gan replied:

"Never."

Cao Cao nodded, looked at the rolling river, and said playfully:

"Then send someone to tell Sun Quan that if he is going to send an envoy, let Zhao Laonian come. I miss him very much!"

"promise!"

(Ah!! I have to go to a social event with my boss tonight, I will update later~ muah~)