Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

"Which bastard dares to call himself a loner?"

Just as the jailer turned around cursing and was about to see who the bastard was, Lu Su kicked him eight meters away and shouted:

"My lord is here, please don't be rude!"

"See my lord!"

"See my lord!"

"See my lord!"

The prison boss curled up on the ground, feeling as much pain as a shrimp, but he still kowtowed like crazy.

"Oh my god! My lord, I deserve to die! I deserve to die!"

At this moment, everyone was trembling with fear and sweating profusely.

Even if they were Huang Gai's men, if Sun Quan got angry, the loyal and brave General Huang would surely kill them with his own hands.

But what was unexpected was that Sun Quan, with his blue eyes and purple beard, actually said with great interest:

"That's fine. It's very interesting to hear General Qin's story today. Go on."

Lu Su looked at the jailers kneeling on the ground around him and shouted again:

"Get out of here!"

"Thank you, my lord!"

Everyone felt as if they had been pardoned, and they scrambled out.

Qin Feng clasped his fists awkwardly and said:

"I have met Wu Hou."

Zhang Fei also clasped his fists nonchalantly, glanced at the snake spear beside him, and then looked at Sun Quan.

If he dares to order the killing of Qin Feng, then I will be able to take him hostage on the spot!

Sun Quan naturally saw through Zhang Fei's thoughts, and said with a smile:

"Yide, right? You go down first. I'll have a chat with Qin Feng."

Zhang Fei rolled his eyes and said nothing.

Sun Quan couldn't help laughing:

"Zhao Laonian, who is as brave as ten thousand men, is he afraid of me?

There are only two people in this cell, me and Laonian.

If you are afraid, you should be afraid of me."

Qin Feng nodded, and Zhang Fei walked out reluctantly.

By the way, he grabbed Lu Su's sleeve and dragged him out.

[Has Sun Quan appeared? This actor is quite handsome, with blue eyes and purple beard, and looks a bit like a mixed-race! ]

[Sun Quan is so handsome, doesn't he want to go to Hefei and give away 100,000 heads? ]

【You guys who like face recognition, get out of the live broadcast room! 】

[Where did this crew get so many unknown actors? How come their acting is so good? ]

[Stop talking about the crew all the time. The probability of Zhao Laonian traveling through time is at least 80%, right? ]

[That's right, first it was a long sword from the Eastern Han Dynasty, and then it was a urinal that had been stored for more than two thousand years. Isn't it too coincidental? ]

"Can you please stop talking? I'm talking about something important!"

Qin Feng cursed impatiently at the live broadcast room.

Then he looked at Sun Quan again and said embarrassedly:

"I didn't tell Lord Wu, I told the people over there."

What the hell is that place? Yanfu?

The corners of Sun Quan's mouth twitched. Fortunately, before coming, Lu Su told him that Qin Feng's brain disease could flare up at any time.

Zhang Han had diarrhea because he provoked Qin Feng.

So, don't stimulate him at that time, just wait patiently for him to heal himself.

But the question is, Lu Su said, what situation is considered self-healing?

Does it count if Qin Feng smiles at me? Does it count if he waves at me? Does it count if he touches me?

"Lord Wu, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that Sun Quan was standing there motionless like a wooden man, Qin Feng couldn't help but step forward and poke his butt.

Sun Quan finally couldn't help it anymore, and suddenly jumped away, saying:

"Are you recovered?"

Qin Feng asked doubtfully:

"I'm not sick."

"It's good as long as you are not sick. It's good as long as you are not sick."

Looking at Qin Feng who seemed completely normal, Sun Quan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, he felt that he was a little reckless.

Why would you want to share a room with someone with a brain disease? It's too damn dangerous!

I don't want to be poked and stabbed! Is this a move that a normal person can come up with?

Sun Quan calmed himself down, looked at Qin Feng sharply, and said in a cold voice:

"Qin Feng, you are so brave!

Do you think that you can do whatever you want after going in and out of Changbanpo seven times?

Can you be so arrogant and slap me in the face on Jiangdong land? ! "

Qin Feng said without any humility, and bowed:

"Qin Feng dare not, however, Qin Feng does not want to see a hero like you being framed by a villain and die without a burial place!"

Sun Quan looked at him deeply and said coldly:

"The villain you are talking about is Zhang?"

"Exactly!"

"Good! Good! Good! Did you know that Mr. Zhang Zhao was left behind by my brother and is a trusted minister?

How dare you sow discord and slander me like this? Believe it or not, I will kill you right now!"

Looking at the angry Sun Quan, Qin Feng slowly shook his head and said:

"My life is worthless, but if you kill me, it will be valuable."

Sun Quan was stunned for a moment and said:

"how do I say this?"

Qin Feng smiled and said:

“If you kill me, my lord will be frightened and will not dare to form an alliance.

Therefore, he had no choice but to go north to serve Prime Minister Cao.

When the time comes, I will join Prime Minister Cao and lead a million-strong army to conquer Jiangdong and avenge me!

Just like...Lü Fengxian at the White Gate Tower, the Marquis of Wu doesn't want this to happen, right?"

Sun Quan suddenly fell silent, and the entire cell fell into an unspeakable silence.

After a long while, Sun Quan slowly spoke:

"Then I can surrender to Prime Minister Cao first.

Compared to the six counties of Jiangdong, Prime Minister Cao should treat me better. "

Unexpectedly, Qin Feng seemed to have heard a huge joke. He covered his stomach and kept saying "ouch" and "ouch".

It was not until Sun Quan's eyes widened with anger, almost drawing his sword, that Qin Feng wiped his tears and said:

“In fact, Lord Wu doesn’t need to go through so much trouble, you just need to send one person out.

By then, maybe the Marquis of Wu can even claim to be the King of the South."

Sun Quan subconsciously felt that something was wrong, because Qin Feng, this bastard, never played by the rules!

And he is really bad at chatting. Chatting with him is like being tortured. It's so fucking uncomfortable!

But he had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask:

"Who are you sending? Which talent from Jiangdong has Prime Minister Cao set his sights on?"

Qin Feng took out a piece of paper from his bosom, handed it to Sun Quan, and said with a slightly obscene smile:

"You know the beautiful small characters, right? The Xiahou clan's people like to use this kind of handwriting the most.

It is said that the contents here were made by Prime Minister Cao after he was drunk.

Between the lines, it is clear that I love this person! "

Sun Quan took the paper with doubt, opened it and was stunned.

There were only seven big characters written on the title:

"The Queen Mother is locked up in Tongque during the deep spring season!"

Sun Quan's beard trembled immediately, his eyes widened, and he said in a trembling voice:

"What...what does this mean?"

Qin Feng laughed and said:

“I heard that Prime Minister Cao built the Bronze Sparrow Tower in Yecheng and placed all the beauties in the world there for his own amusement.

Among them, beauties such as Zhen Mi, Lady Zou, and Qin Shi all fell into his trap. "

Sun Quan read a few lines and suddenly broke down:

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Qin Feng spread his hands and said calmly:

“Whether it’s possible or not, Lord Wu knows it best.

Who else can write such beautiful characters except Xiahou?"

【And Da Fei can write!!!】

[I'm Chao! Are you stuck in this bug? ]

[The anchor is such a jerk! Who would have thought that Da Fei snatched away Xia Hou's daughter? ? ? ]

Sun Quan was so angry that he was shaking, because he found that the more he read, the more obscene the words became.

The perversion of the words used is unprecedented!

Sun Quan said in a trembling voice:

"Why...why...Guo Tai is obviously an old woman...why does he want to humiliate her like this..."

Qin Feng put his hands together and said calmly:

“It is said that Prime Minister Cao once said that when Wu Guotai was young, she was the most beautiful woman in Jiangdong.

Although she is very old now, she still has charm.

I have tasted the sweetness of a twenty-year-old man’s wife, but I have never tasted a fifty-year-old woman?

Oh, it is written on the paper, Lord Wu, please continue reading. "

"Shut up! Enough! Enough! Shut up!!"

Sun Quan flew into a rage and tore the paper into pieces frantically.

There were actually some bloodshot eyes in his blue eyes, full of madness!

"My lord, Zi Jing is here! Zhao Laonian, please don't be rude!"

"Let's see who dares to touch Lao Nian!"

When Lu Su and Zhang Fei heard Sun Quan's roar, they rushed in immediately.

The two yelled for a long time, but then they realized that nothing happened and felt a little embarrassed.

Qin Feng coughed lightly and waved his hand:

"Go out, Yide, it's okay."

Sun Quan snorted angrily, and Lu Su immediately understood and dragged Zhang Fei out of the cell.

It’s not that Sun Quan lacks self-control, but the content on the paper is too perverted. It’s almost as if the posture is written out!

Especially at the end, he also improvised a paragraph about the Eighteen Steamed Buns, something like "As soon as you touch it, you will find your roujiamo", which were all obscene clichés directed at Wu Guotai!

It is unbearable!

Sun Quan slammed his fist against the wall and said angrily;

"Who else has seen these words?!"

Qin Feng shook his head and said:

"Not many people have seen it. You know Zhuge Dan, right? He is the brother of my military advisor. This is the news I got from him."

[The anchor is such a jerk, a big liar! ]

[It's over, Sun Shiwan has been completely fooled! ]

[Stand up, Sun Shiwan! Don’t be fooled by the anchor! ]

Sun Quan let out a long sigh and said through gritted teeth:

"Cao Cao and I will never coexist!"

Qin Feng came over cautiously and asked in a low voice:

"May I ask what is the relationship between Marquis Wu and Queen Mother Wu?"

Sun Quan's cheeks twitched and he said angrily:

"my mother!"

"?????"