Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

Jiangnan in winter is very cold.

The sun was shining brightly, so Qin Feng ran out on the deck and lay on it with his arms and legs spread out.

Zhang Fei put his hands behind his back, walked by, took a look, and left.

Then after a while, he passed by with his hands behind his back, took a look, and left again.

The third time he came, Qin Feng said unhappily:

"If you have something to say, you have to fart!"

"Pfft~"

"Fuck! Are you really letting me go? Believe it or not, I will kill you with the Thousand Year Killer!"

"You told me to let it go! You told me to let it go!"

Looking at Zhang Fei's aggrieved expression, Qin Feng sighed and said:

"What on earth do you want to do? You're shaking my eyes so much that they're blurry."

Zhang Fei smiled awkwardly, rubbed his hands, pointed at the small cookies baked next to Qin Feng, and asked:

"What is this? Why does it smell so sweet?"

Qin Feng said "Oh" and said:

"Small biscuits."

"Is it delicious?"

"Unappetizing."

"It smells so good, how can it not taste good? Don't fool me."

"How could I fool you? It smells good, but tastes like shit."

"What a coincidence! I like shit-flavored cookies the most."

"........"

Seeing Brother Dafei grinning foolishly, Qin Feng had no choice but to hand the plate to him.

These are some cookies I baked over low heat before I set out, so I can eat them on the road.

But now that it has been discovered by Brother Dafei, I’m afraid I can’t keep it anymore.

Sure enough, Brother Dafei never eats food piece by piece. He just picks up the plate and pours it into his mouth!

He licked the plate with great satisfaction, then sat down on the deck, basking in the sun with Qin Feng, muttering:

“So this is what shit smells like, these cookies are pretty good.

It’s just not enough, I finished it in one bite.”

Qin Feng said helplessly:

"Gone in one bite? But this is my snack for the day."

Zhang Fei raised his butt and touched him, saying embarrassedly:

"Would you like to bake some more?"

Qin Feng said unhappily:

"How do you keep warm on the boat? What if the boat is set on fire?"

Zhang Fei still did not give up and said:

"Wait until we get to Chaisang before roasting it?"

"Okay, okay, can you let me close my eyes for a while?"

"Row."

[Brother Dafei is so miserable. Such a famous general has never eaten good food. ]

[That's normal. Even if you let Qin Shi Huang come, he still won't be able to eat good food! ]

【By the way, what happened to that Japanese girl Baka-chan? 】

[I heard that he went to the hospital to have his stomach washed and drank a mouthful of thousand-year-old urine.]

[Hiss! Did you really drink it? Is it really thousands of years old? ]

[Really, the identification report is out, it’s genuine thousand-year-old urine, I don’t know where Zhao Laonian got it from, he really tried his best for the show effect! ]

Qin Feng closed his eyes and looked at the remaining balance of rewards in his live broadcast room. It was still only more than 20,000 yuan, and he suddenly felt anxious.

We are about to arrive in Jiangdong, what if something really happens?

Even with the protection of Zhang Fei and eight elite Bai Li soldiers, it is probably not safe.

Because in the eyes of these people, he is a famous general of the time, a true enemy of ten thousand people, and does not need any protection at all.

So if a fight breaks out, they will definitely go to protect Kong Ming first!

Then wouldn't I be finished?

"No, I have to find a reliable brother."

"But just like Baka-chan said, when there is enough money, family affection can be ignored, let alone a verbal agreement? I can't even sign a contract."

"What can we do? We can't ask the authorities for cooperation. They have to believe it too."

Zhang Fei glanced at Qin Feng and asked cautiously:

"What are you mumbling about?"

Qin Feng said "Oh" and said:

"I'm practicing."

"Then don't go too far."

"Do not worry."

Although Qin Feng told him not to worry, how could Brother Dafei be relieved?

He knew that Lao Nian was sick again.

There were so many words like Baga-chan and contract that I couldn’t understand.

Could it be that Lao Nian is practicing? Is this the secret of his strength?

Thinking of this, Zhang Fei asked curiously:

"Laonian, do you know any spells? Can you teach me?"

"Of course you can. For example, x Nima means to honor your mother."

"Oh my god, is the curse so dirty?"

"You could say x you, that would be more polite."

"Well, this sounds much better. I'll write it down and enjoy it slowly!"

Seeing Zhang Fei writing furiously and actually writing in small calligraphy with flowers on it, Qin Feng couldn't help but be amazed.

A burly black man who would chop people without knowing what he was doing, and whose handwriting is even more feminine than that of a woman. Who would dare to believe it?

Zhang Fei noticed that Qin Feng was looking at him, and immediately scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile:

"My wife taught me. I couldn't write well before."

Qin Feng suddenly said:

"Oh, the wife you snatched back?"

Zhang Fei's eyes widened and his face flushed, he stammered:

"What do you mean by robbing? My wife and I love each other, we have been friends since childhood, and we treat each other with respect..."

Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said:

"Stop talking, everyone knows that you stole the daughter of the Xiahou family, you beast!"

"Humph! You're so annoying, Lao Nian!"

Zhang Fei left angrily.

If the person in front of him was not Qin Feng, he would be in big trouble!

But Qin Feng let it go, mainly because he couldn't win. Every time he thought about fighting, his butt would hurt.

[I didn’t expect that Brother Dafei is also a person who follows his heart. ]

[That's not right. I heard that the buttocks should feel good, right? ]

[I often don’t fit in with everyone in Zhao Laonian’s live studio because I’m not perverted enough. ]

[Oh my god! Did you guys watch the news? The identification results are out!]

[I've seen it! The authorities extracted DNA from the blood on the sword, and also from the urine in the pickle jar! After comparison, it turned out to be a perfect match with a modern person named Qin Feng! ]

[How is this possible? Is this official enough? The same person two thousand years ago and two thousand years later?]

[That's right! We are currently searching for Qin Feng's whereabouts, but he seems to have disappeared out of thin air.]

[Hiss! Could it be MC Zhao Laonian? I heard him call himself Qin Feng, with the courtesy name Xiaofeng and the nickname Mr. MC Zhao Laonian.]

Qin Feng looked at the explosive comments and immediately laughed.

He sat up, a faint smile on his face, and sighed:

"Everyone else is drunk but I am sober, do you understand the loneliness that has lasted for thousands of years?

No, you don't understand.

And I, not only traveled through a thousand years, but also became a general of Shu Han!"

[The anchor is showing off!!!]

[Wait! The host is wrong. A lieutenant general has a lower status in the army. Most of them are promoted from lieutenants or generals. There is no fixed candidate. In other words, you are a temporary worker! ]

【Oh~ So that's what it means~ Thanks for the popularization, otherwise the anchor would have been pretending. 】

Qin Feng was silent for a while, then he reached out and tapped the screen, blocked him, and said lightly:

"How dare you interrupt me and show off in my live broadcast room?"

At this moment, Lu Su's voice came excitedly:

"Chaisang is here!"