Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world
Chapter 29 Yide, open the ditch
"Is the Japanese girl Baka-chan here? I've sent you a private message with the coordinates, please look for her."
Qin Feng got up early, washed up, had breakfast, and then couldn't wait to start the live broadcast.
[Wow, the anchor really believes Baga-chan? He's probably a liar.]
[Do you think the anchor is not a liar? He is just teasing fools! ]
[Don’t you guys watch the news? This MC Zhao Laonian is said to have caused a very bad social impact. He has been convicted of provoking trouble and reselling cultural relics, and a wanted warrant has been issued! ]
[That's it, I believe the anchor will be caught soon. ]
Qin Feng was immediately unhappy and said:
"It's nothing but slander, blatant slander against me!
I am a decent citizen, how could I be looking for trouble?"
[It was because of the Eastern Han Dynasty long sword incident. He and Zhang Yu hyped it up, but in fact they were reselling cultural relics.]
[A long sword from the Eastern Han Dynasty, worth 1 billion, I won’t be able to get this thing for the rest of my life! ]
【It’s not too late for Lao Nian to turn himself in now. 】
Qin Feng said helplessly:
"I really have traveled to the Three Kingdoms. If you don't believe me, then just issue a wanted order. You can't catch me anyway."
[Still being stubborn! Believe it or not, we are petitioning for a heavy sentence for you! ]
[That’s right! Catch Zhao Laonian and beat him to death! ]
[It has to be done! ]
Qin Feng didn't bother to pay attention to this bunch of bored onlookers, so he tagged "Japanese Girl Baka-chan" and prepared to set off.
At this time, Baga-chan might not have gotten up yet.
Looking at the two axes of creation beside the bed, Qin Feng's expression was complicated.
Is he ultimately unable to escape from the unrivaled General Pan Feng?
Although I really don't want to talk about this, there is nothing I can do.
Now my mind is full of how to use the Axe of Creation, and I almost forgot how to use the spear.
"Youyou Cang Tian, how can you treat me less favorably?"
Qin Feng sighed and reached out to pick up the giant axe.
The moment I grasped the handle, an indescribable feeling surged into my heart.
Complex information rushed into my mind.
"I am Pan Feng, the unrivaled general of Jizhou!"
"I have General Pan Feng, who can kill Hua Xiong!"
"Hua Xiong is a traitor. I can kill him in one round!"
"Report! Pan Feng was killed by Hua Xiong in one round!"
Qin Feng grinned and almost laughed out loud.
How should I put it? Although it is tragic, it is more funny.
Just when Qin Feng had packed up and opened the door, he found that everyone had been waiting outside for a long time.
It's just that the look he gave him was strange. Zhang Fei was whispering in Kong Ming's ear, and he could vaguely hear the words "brain disease" and "it happens again", but he had no idea what they meant.
Qin Feng didn't understand and didn't care.
In addition to Zhuge Liang and Lu Su who rode in the carriage, they were accompanied by two book boys.
He and Zhang Fei, with eight elite cavalrymen, guarded the flanks.
Everyone was wearing fine chain mail and riding Liaodong war horses, looking very majestic.
A general with a square face and a serious expression said with a salutation:
"General Qin, the lord has ordered eight elite Bai Li soldiers to assist in the mission to Jiangdong."
Qin Feng pointed at himself and grinned:
"Am I a general?"
Zhang Fei came up and whispered:
"Lieutenant General, we are all Lieutenant Generals.
Didn't the Han Emperor appoint my eldest brother as the Left General? We are all lieutenant generals assisting the Left General. "
Qin Feng suddenly realized that without realizing it, he was at the same level as Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun?
Good man, if the unparalleled general Pan Feng knew about this, he would be able to rest in peace. We two brothers have brought honor to our family!
"These elite Bai Li soldiers are my big brother's treasures! When Zilong and Chen Dao selected them, they were all fierce warriors in the army with strong strength.
They only maintained a staff of 300 men, but when they charged into battle, ordinary Tiger and Leopard Cavalry might not be their match!
I don't know what happened to big brother last night. He was willing to take out eight of them to accompany us to Jiangdong.
Oh, yes, this is Chen Dao."
【Boss Liu entered Zhao Laonian's room last night.】
[Last night, an unknown shout was heard from Zhao Laonian's room.]
【Last night, Zhao Laonian sacrificed his looks.】
[This morning, Zhao Laonian's butt hurts...]
Looking at the comments that were constantly slandering his innocence, Qin Feng finally couldn't help it and cursed:
"Get lost! You are slandering my innocence!"
Lu Su, who was chatting and laughing with Kong Ming, suddenly shuddered, looked around, looked at Qin Feng with frightened eyes, and said:
"Who is it? No one is talking?"
Kong Ming quickly whispered to comfort him:
"Brain disease, brain disease flares up, it's okay, he's not aggressive."
Lu Su was stunned:
"Ah? You're still an envoy if you have a brain disease? What if your brain disease strikes when you meet my master?"
Kong Ming said in a gentle voice:
"It's okay, it's just for a moment, it won't affect anything.
Although Lao Nian suffers from a brain disease, he is extremely talented and proficient in both civil and military affairs. He is truly a rare talent.
Zijing, rest assured that Liang will always be by your side to prevent you from doing anything out of line."
After hearing Kong Ming's assurance, Lu Su felt a little relieved.
Chen Dao glanced at Qin Feng with some fear.
He also didn't understand why his lord was so fond of this man with a brain disease.
Is it because he is handsome?
We can't just rely on doing Cao Cao's bidding to prevent others from attacking us, right?
Even the eight elite Bai Li soldiers made him feel very distressed.
They are all first-class heroes. Even when Zhang Fei was throwing a tantrum, none of them came.
As a result, when he attacked Qin Feng, there were eight of them?
Soon, Qin Feng put on a warm smile, bowed, and thanked:
"Thank you, General Chen."
Chen Dao bowed, then turned and left. He looked meticulous, like a professional soldier.
Then he turned around, took Lu Su's hand enthusiastically, and said gently:
"Zi Jing, I am sorry for keeping you waiting for three days.
Set off immediately to meet the Marquis of Wu."
"It's easy to talk about."
Seeing a hint of panic in Lu Su's eyes, Qin Feng felt a little puzzled.
Are the people of these three countries so mean? I act so gentle, what are you afraid of?
Do you have to be like Mi Fang and be given the title of Babaxia before you will be happy?
How could Lu Su not be terrified? He just had a brain attack and was cursing.
In just a moment, he was passionate and gentle as jade again.
This disease is not mild, it seems a bit abnormal!
The group set off without further delay.
Go to the pier by land, and then take a boat eastward to Chaisang.
It's naturally very boring after a long journey.
Just when Qin Feng was yawning out of boredom, a familiar figure suddenly appeared in the barrage.
【Japanese Girl Baga-chan: Hahahaha! I finally found it! Zhao Laonian really didn't lie to me! It's a gilt bronze mountain-patterned animal-footed jar! No, even if it's not, it's almost the same! It was a wine container in the Eastern Han Dynasty and was very common among the nobility, but now it's worth 24 billion! Hahahaha! 】
[What the hell!!! Is this true? ? ? ]
[Nimma? Is this another scam?]
[There are quite a lot of long swords from the Eastern Han Dynasty, but there are almost no gilt bronze mountain-patterned animal-footed jars! Because they are too difficult to store and are easily damaged! ]
[Oh my god? Is Zhao Laonian playing for real? 24 billion, I can't make so much even if I'm happy once! ]
【Laonian!!! Awesome!!!】
[Laonian, please make one for me too. I’ve been a fan for 30 years. Please. ]
Looking at the explosive comments, Qin Feng snorted coldly:
"You ignored me before, but now you can't afford me!
I can only say that Baga-chan knows best!"
As he spoke, he tagged Baga-chan and said:
"Quick, sell it to him, and then give me 12 billion.
We agreed to split it equally."
[You have no moral bottom line! You are reselling cultural relics! ]
【Shameful! Despicable! 】
Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said disdainfully:
“Cultural relics are valuable because they are so rare.
But now I can use current storage methods, hide them in cellars, dry wells and other places, and seal and dehumidify them.
This will allow more cultural relics to reach the modern era after two thousand years!
So, I am protecting cultural relics!"
The powerful statement immediately made the live broadcast room quiet.
Everyone was a little confused for a moment. This Laonian Zhao looked so righteous and righteous. Could it be that he really had traveled through time?
Unexpectedly, Baga-chan actually replied:
"Zhao Laonian, are you out of your mind?
All the money is mine, don’t even think about getting a penny hahaha!
You've already gone to the Three Kingdoms, why should I be afraid of you?
Uh-huh! They all look like Uh-huh! Hahahaha!"
[Backstabbed! Baka-chan backstabbed! ]
[As expected, Baga-chan is unreliable. The anchor should call the police! ]
[Anchor, please contact me. I’m reliable. My name is Red Star. ]
[You are still an egg sauce, get out! The anchor quickly chooses me, I can cooperate with you~]
Qin Feng was stunned and murmured:
"Good fellow, is this a backstab?
It's just 24 billion, is it worth the friendship and commitment between us?"
【What a mere 24 billion! 】
[I don’t need 24 billion, just give me 20 yuan, and I can give my bestie a bite of poop. ]
【I can accompany you for a bite. 】
【I'll take a bite too. 】
[Japanese Girl Baga-chan: Hahahaha! Stupid Zhao Laonian, you really believe it? In the face of enough money, family affection is unreliable, and you actually believe me? Ah, what a beautiful bronze gilt mountain pattern animal foot jar, there is actually fine wine that the nobles drank two thousand years ago, let me have a sip. ]
Qin Feng's complexion returned to normal, and he asked calmly:
"I peed, does it taste good, Baka-chan?"
[Japanese girl Baga-chan: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! This smells so bad! Ugh! You actually lied to me! Ugh!
No! No! This is not a bronze gilt mountain-patterned animal-footed jar at all! What on earth is this?! You lied to me! Zhao Laonian! ! ! ]
[Fuck! Zhao Laonian counterattacked! He actually counterattacked! ]
[Sure enough, how could Zhao Laonian have a gilt-bronze mountain-patterned animal-footed jar? ]
[Isn't the Japanese girl Baka-chan also a stooge? ]
[If you were a stooge, would you drink Zhao Laonian's urine? ]
[Give me 24 billion and I will do it! ]
At the same time, after being comforted by Qin Feng, Liu Bei, in a good mood, opened the cellar and prepared to take out some salted fish that had been pickled for a long time for lunch.
As soon as I got down to the cellar, I was dumbfounded:
"Where's my pickle jar? Who is this bastard? How uncultured! He even stole the pickle jar?"
Boss Liu, who had just been happy all night, lost his happiness in an instant...
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