I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Qin Che, who was woken up by Yang Cheng's kiss, or rather, by holding his breath, had sticky water all over his face, mud stuck to his hair, and his mouth was swollen.

It looks both pitiful and funny.

Yang Cheng's eyes were red and she was laughing till tears came out. She opened her sausage mouth and said, "You're awake! I was scared to death. Were you scared to death by that pig?"

Qin Che wiped his face with his hand and saw the unknown liquid stuck on his hand and Yang Cheng's runny nose. He felt a little disgusted and moved.

My wife is true love.

The area was filled with employees, looking at Qin Che with concern.

At the same time, there was a puzzled expression on his face.

Qin Che was too embarrassed to admit that he was really frightened by the pig. He touched his nose and said:

"I... am a little anemic. I felt a little dizzy at first, and then I passed out for some reason."

Yang Cheng looked at him with a distressed expression.

Qin Che wanted to reach out and pat her shoulder to comfort her, but when he saw the mucus on his hand, he stopped his hand in mid-air and retracted it.

"I'm fine, nothing's wrong, don't worry about me."

Yang Cheng wanted to help him wipe his face and hands, but she found that she never brought tissues with her.

She thought in annoyance: I have to bring toilet paper when I go out next time, otherwise, it would be so unfeminine!

at this time.

The male employee who had just requested "artificial respiration" stretched out a delicate white hand, put it in his pocket, and took out a pack of pink-wrapped tissues.

Then he stretched out his other slender hand, raised his index finger, and pulled out a piece of tissue paper with his thumb and index finger.

"Boss, please wipe your face. This paper still smells good."

Yang Cheng nodded at him. They were really sisters. This was what women should be like.

Qin Che took the tissue and wiped his face first. He found that the tissue was too fragrant and too strong, a bit like the smell of cheap perfume.

Unable to bear it any longer, he pinched his nose and asked, "Who has tissues?"

"I just went to the toilet, and before I even started, I heard the pigs outside and came out. I haven't used the paper yet!"

An employee stepped forward and held out a crumpled ball of paper.

"Ah, forget it, just go to the bathroom."

Qin Che quickly wiped his face and hands with the paper, then looked around.

"Where's Zhu Dachang? Is he injured?"

The surrounding employees made way for them, and Qin Che saw a group of people gathered under a big tree not far away, not knowing what they were doing.

Qin Che led everyone to the crowd, and he saw two employees holding a hemp rope as thick as a thumb, tying the pig's two hind legs. Its front legs had already been tied.

The pig was a little dirty, with a lot of mud and brown unknown objects on its belly. Its head was hit by a tree and there was a pool of blood. Half of its face was red.

It did not struggle and let them tie it up. Through its still heaving belly, Qin Che knew it was still alive and had not been hit to death. It looked like it was asleep.

However, what was suspicious was Zhuzhu's eyes. Although they were closed, transparent tears were still flowing from the corners of his eyes.

Zhu Dachang didn't seem to be seriously injured, just some scratches on his face and hands, and his waist might have been hit as well. He was now rubbing it vigorously with one hand.

"What's wrong with the pig? Zhu Dachang, why are you riding on the pig?"

Yang Cheng asked Qin Che's questions on his behalf.

Zhu Dachang, who was being questioned, pointed at the pig on the ground and said angrily:

“After the meeting this afternoon, General Manager Wu requested that all the pigs be flushed and washed clean.

I was quite busy in the past few days, and I happened to plan to give them a bath these two days, so when I came back I turned on the water and used the pipe and brush to wash them one by one.

I washed every pig very carefully, including the pig ears, pig noses, pig nails, pig tails, pig butts..."

"very good!"

Qin Che interrupted him, "I know you are a very responsible employee and you bathed the pig very carefully, but why did you ride on the pig?"

Finally, he got to the point of pain. Zhu Dachang cried out, squatted down, touched Zhu Zhu's head and said:

"Normally this pig is very well behaved, sensible, smart, and loved by everyone. He is the most lovable of all the pigs.

Every time he sees me, he smiles. I like him the most, so I named him 'Zhu Xiaochang', which means..."

"Zhu Dachang, Zhu Xiaochang is dirty now and doesn't look very cute."

Yang Cheng interrupted him.

When will we get to the point? Why are you riding on a pig?

Zhu Dachang frowned, uttered two more "oohs", and then began to get to the point.

"When it was Zhu Xiaochang's turn to wash, he actually hid behind the other pigs. The other pigs were washed clean, but he was still dirty and smelly. People stayed away from him, but he pushed himself on them.

Then I got anxious too, so I picked up a water pipe and chased after it, but Zhu Xiaochang ran around when he saw the water pipe, rubbing his body against other pigs while running around, making all the pigs stink.

Finally I got angry and took a chance. I grabbed its ears and said: Don't run away. Wash yourself and you will feel comfortable. You are still my favorite little piggy.

I tried to persuade it with kind words, but it still wouldn't listen and even hit me with its pig head. I was angry and anxious at the time. I thought I must subdue it and make it take a good bath today!

But Zhu Xiaochang kept twisting in my hands, and it was about to break free from my hands, so I jumped on its back in a hurry..."

Finally getting to the point.

It turned out to be the case.

Yang Cheng shook his head. This pig was really disobedient.

Zhu Dachang continued to cry, "I don't understand why other pigs are so obedient to take a bath, but this one refuses to take a bath. I misjudged it before... I thought it was the most obedient and considerate one, but I didn't expect it to be so sloppy...

Ha, I hate you so much, you have failed my love, sloppy Zhu, Xiao, Chang..."

Zhu Dachang stroked Zhu Xiaochang's pig head while crying. Although he said he hated it, his strokes were gentle and his eyes were full of love...

Qin Che suddenly felt as if it was his fault.

If Wu Zheng hadn't said that he wanted to clean the house, he wouldn't have asked Zhu Dachang to bathe the pig. If Zhu Dachang hadn't bathed the pig, the pig wouldn't have resisted. If the pig hadn't resisted, it wouldn't have crashed into the tree, breaking Zhu Dachang's heart...

Qin Che and Yang Cheng looked at each other, and Yang Cheng nodded, indicating that he understood his feelings.

As the saying goes, a woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. This pig's heart is also like a needle in the sea. Normally, you wouldn't notice that it resists taking a bath so much. You would think that every pig likes to be clean.

at this time.

"Get out of the way! Let me see what's wrong with Piggy?"

A man rushed into the crowd, breathing heavily, sweating profusely, and his face was red.

"Dong Dabao, you are finally here! Please help me take care of Zhu Xiaochang. You usually love it very much, but now it...it..." Zhu Dachang was so angry that he couldn't breathe.

"It refuses to take a bath, why?!"