I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

There is a man in Yang Cheng’s hometown who specializes in slaughtering pigs. He doesn’t raise pigs himself, he just helps others slaughter pigs.

On the day of slaughtering the pig, he would take off his shirt, bare his chest, burn two incense sticks and worship at the door, then he would let out a loud roar, grit his teeth, and start bleeding, scalding the hair, gutting the pig, removing the internal organs, and dividing the pork... His hands were swift and his knife was moving, and the whole series of operations would take no more than an hour.

When the pigs in the village were led to his doorstep, they would see his muscular body and ferocious smile and would know that their death was not far away. They would stop, shake their heads vigorously from side to side, and start making "ao, ao, ao" sounds with their mouths.

They roared heart-wrenchingly, roaring to death, thinking that if they roared loudly and miserably, they would not be slaughtered. However, no matter how loudly they roared, they could not escape the butcher's knife.

When she was a child, Yang Cheng went to watch this scene with her brother. She thought it was so cruel at the time, but she wanted to watch it very much, so she spread out her five fingers, covered her eyes with them and watched secretly through the gaps between her fingers.

Her brother Yang Shu even laughed at her and called her a coward.

In fact, Yang Chengdi was quite brave. When he was raising chickens in the mountains, he would often catch two when he had nothing to do, peel the feathers, drain the blood, and then roast them on an iron rod.

When Yang Cheng was a child, he just thought that pigs were cute, and he felt a little bit reluctant to kill them, especially because of their screams, which were so miserable.

Now the scream sounded again.

Yang Cheng asked Qin Che curiously: "Are you going to kill the pig today and prepare to entertain the leaders tomorrow?"

Qin Che is really afraid of pigs.

When he was strolling with Yang Cheng just now, he forgot to stay away from the breeding area, and now he had unknowingly walked to the entrance of the breeding area.

The memory of being scared by a pig and falling to the ground when I was a child, with the fear of the pig's saliva all over my face, came to my mind again.

He said with a pale face: "No, I didn't ask them to kill the pig. Let's leave here first!"

After saying that, he was about to hold her hand.

But Yang Cheng shook it off.

I haven't heard such miserable pig squeals in years. Now I hear it, just inside the door, so I have to go and check it out.

She walked into the iron door and was about to push it.

Suddenly, the pigs inside started to scream more and more miserably, and were accompanied by the cries of many people, which sounded very panic-stricken.

"Grab it! Grab it!"

"Get down quickly and brake with your foot!"

"Is there any tranquilizer? Go find it and give it an injection..."

"No, I'm going to vomit! I feel so dizzy up there, is Dong Dabao here yet?!"

……

The panicked shouts were accompanied by the sound of buckets falling to the ground, the sound of ironware falling to the ground, and the sound of water flowing from pipes...

Suddenly, the sounds of pigs and people gradually approached the iron gate. Yang Cheng felt very bad. She turned around and pulled Qin Che back to the side.

After a few seconds.

then.

She saw it.

I saw it.

I saw a huge pig rushing out with a roar.

There was a person sitting astride the pig. He was lying on top of the pig, holding the pig's ears tightly with his hands and clamping the pig's belly tightly with his feet, for fear that he would be thrown off by the pig.

He was yelling, "Help! I want to get down!"

This person is Zhu Dachang.

It was the first time for Yang Cheng to see a person riding a pig, and she opened her mouth wide.

The pig that rushed out of the iron gate was running faster and faster. Zhu Dachang was staggering on it, and the employees in the breeding area were chasing it nervously from behind.

Just as Zhu Dachang was about to be thrown off, suddenly, there was a loud "bang".

The pig hit the tree.

"Ow!"

"what!"

"what!"

A pig's squeal and two human screams were heard at the scene.

The first scream came from Zhu Dachang, who fell to the ground.

The second scream came from Qin Che, who fainted on the ground.

The employees who followed behind found that their boss had fainted. Some of them gathered around to look at Zhu Dachang, while others gathered around to look at their big boss.

Yang Cheng was frightened by Qin Che's appearance and her face turned pale.

She squatted down nervously and shouted at Qin Che:

"What's wrong with you? Wake up!"

Qin Che closed his eyes and said nothing.

Yang Cheng used his hand to feel his breath and found he was breathing, so he was fine.

But why did he suddenly faint? Was he scared? Impossible, he didn't faint.

The employees around also squatted down and looked at Qin Che nervously.

"Go and call someone, where is the doctor in your village?!"

After hearing Yang Cheng's words, some employees immediately took out their mobile phones and started making calls.

Yang Cheng lowered his head with tears in his eyes.

Why did Qin Che suddenly faint? Was he scared?

I heard that if people get frightened suddenly, they may have a heart attack!

Qin Che is still so young, has such a good career, a wonderful family, and a gentle, lovely, kind, virtuous, hardworking and simple wife.

He can't just be sick like this?!

If you're sick, how am I going to live the rest of my life?!

Thinking of this, Yang Cheng picked up Qin Che's head, shook his head vigorously and cried, "Wake up! Wake up quickly, wuwuwu..."

Her tears flowed and her snot dripped down, flowing onto Qin Che's face.

The employees around couldn't stand it anymore.

Their boss's head was shaken like a rattle by the boss's wife, and even if he tried to wake up, he would be shaken unconscious again.

"Madam boss! How about giving the boss artificial respiration?"

A voice rang out among the crowd.

"what?"

Yang Cheng stopped crying and asked again.

"How about giving the boss artificial respiration?!"

"Yes, yes! Give it a try!"

"It's often played like this on TV. Mouth to mouth, it will definitely wake her up..."

……

"Really? He hasn't woken up yet. I... will give it a try, Qin Che! I'm here to save you!"

After saying that, Yang Cheng lowered his head, and just when his mouth was about to touch hers.

"Akido Ma De (pronounced dei)!"

"You all, turn around!"

Yang Cheng yelled.

After receiving the order, everyone turned their backs and took a few steps back, surrounding Yang Cheng and Qin Che in the middle, facing outwards with their buttocks facing them.

"Wow...I'm going to kiss you."

Yang Cheng knelt on Qin Che's left side, holding his face, sobbing and kissing his mouth.

A little wet.

A little soft.

A little slippery.

However, the kiss was not deep enough and artificial respiration could not be breathed in.

Because Yang Cheng found that Qin Che's nose was too high, their noses touched each other, so the kiss was not deep enough.

She turned around, moved her legs to the top of Qin Che's head, and then held Qin Che's head.

This time, Yang Cheng's nose was against Qin Che's chin.

Sure enough, this time the performance was better.

At a time when human lives were at stake, Yang Cheng didn't care about being shy anymore and just held his head and started biting it.

The employees around heard Yang Cheng's "woooo woooo" crying and her "baji baji" kissing sounds.

I was so scared. I was so scared that the boss would be kissed so hard that he couldn’t breathe.

After a few minutes.

"Uuuuuuu..."

"Oh! Woohoo...you're finally awake!"

Qin Che was not awakened by Yang Cheng's artificial respiration; he was awakened by Yang Cheng's artificial respiration.

If you don't wake up, you will suffocate to death.

This pig was too fierce today and I was scared to death again.

He opened his dazed eyes, looked at Yang Cheng's mouth which was swollen like a sausage and asked:

"What's wrong with you??"