I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

"excuse me……"

“Hahahaha… Snap!”

Wu Zheng's brother-in-law almost got a stitch in his side from laughing so hard that he kept slapping his thigh with one hand, which scared Yang Cheng.

"Excuse me……"

"What the fuck is the egg's father? How can an egg have a father? Hahahaha!"

"Excuse me, how come an egg doesn't have a father?"

"Eggs have no father, only chickens have fathers, hahahaha..."

Yang Cheng: “…That makes sense.”

At this time, Wu Zheng's brother-in-law felt someone coming, raised his head and asked: "Who are you looking for? What are you doing here..."

"I'm Ah Dai's cousin, I came to see him."

The brother-in-law pointed inside and said, "Over there, they are under the eaves of that house."

Yang Cheng said thank you, then walked inside and followed the direction he pointed to see two people squatting on the ground.

The two people's heads were put together, and Yang Cheng saw through the gap between their heads that one of them was holding a piece of paper in his left hand and a pen in his right hand.

Ah Dai and this guy seemed to be discussing something important, and their expressions were serious.

"A-Dai, on the night of May 5th, I met Xiao Fang, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"Then the person I met during the day on May 5th was not Xiao Fang, but Xiao Fang. What did we talk about?"

"Uh-huh."

"Yes, I remember it now. We were walking by the river, under the rows of willow trees, lamenting the passing of time. That day, she was wearing a white dress, and I was wearing a black suit..."

"Uh-huh."

"I said, the two of us are like Xia Yuhe and Qianlong by the Daming Lake. You are responsible for beauty, and I am responsible for protecting beauty... If you remember, write it down quickly."

"Uh-huh."

"It was drizzling that day..."

Having said this, he suddenly raised his head and looked up at the sky...

"Huh? Who are you?"

The one who looked up was Wu Zheng’s brother-in-law.

"Mmmmmmm!"

Ah Dai also looked up, saw Yang Cheng, and stood up happily.

"I'm Ah Dai's cousin, I came to see him."

Wu Zheng's brother-in-law knew who she was. Wu Zheng said that A'dai's cousin was the owner of the pig farm.

"Hello, I'm Wu Zheng's brother-in-law, my name is Li Qiang."

"What are you talking about?"

"Uh...nothing."

Li Qiang scratched his head, too embarrassed to speak.

Ah Dai snatched the paper from Li Qiang's hand so quickly that Li Qiang failed to stop him and watched Ah Dai put the paper into Yang Cheng's hand.

Yang Cheng held the paper and said to Li Qiang, "It's so mysterious, is it some martial arts secret book?"

"No, you... just look at it."

Li Qiang felt that his handwriting was ugly and the content was nothing interesting, so it was okay to let her read it.

After getting Li Qiang's consent, Yang Cheng picked up the paper and looked at it carefully. It was a table. Except for the clear and powerful handwriting on the top and left side of the table, the rest was too sloppy, no different from his nephew's scribbles.

"Xiao Fang... the most beautiful, like, her, don't like... what does this mean?"

"Nothing..."

Seeing that Li Qiang was unwilling to say more, Yang Cheng was too embarrassed to ask any more questions and pulled Ah Dai to ask him to accompany him to stroll around the village.

Ah Dai pulled Li Qiang's sleeve and laughed at him.

"I see. I'm fine anyway. I'll go with you. I'm very familiar with Zhuzhu Village. I'll take you wherever you want to go. There are a lot of fun places!"

"Do you have anything else to do this afternoon? Will it delay your work?"

"It was done early. We have a lot of free time every day. General Manager Wu not only manages the pigs humanely, but also manages us employees humanely."

Li Qiang felt that it was not a good idea to directly say that he got in through the back door. He followed Wu Zhengjiao's advice and expressed it in a tactful and clever way.

Yang Cheng and A'dai followed Li Qiang. When they passed by their brother-in-law at the door, he was still looking at his phone.

"Comparing me to Liu Neng, am I still a human being?"

"It doesn't matter what a man looks like. What matters is that he has a decent temperament."

“Hahahahaha, you’re right, just like that Wei Qianfan, no matter how good-looking he is, he has lost all his temperament when he’s carrying manure, hahahaha…”

Yang Cheng: …

Li Qiang was unhappy to hear this. Wei Qianfan was currently his idol, and he couldn't describe his idol using such vulgar language.

"Brother, what are you talking about? I don't have the temperament, but you do. Let me emphasize again that Wei Qianfan is the director of the excrement cleaning department, not a manure carrier."

Li Gang raised his head and saw Li Qiang's unconvinced expression, then lowered his head and continued watching TV, "Then I'll still be the head of the wild vegetable digging department."

"You are a member of the wild vegetable digging team, I am the captain, and Ah Dai is the vice-captain. Don't make the mistake of positions. You are just watching boring TV here every day.

You didn't go to pick wild vegetables today. If you continue like this, I will report it to the general manager."

"You are seeking revenge for your personal gain. Two days ago, you helped Wei Qianfan carry manure, and you didn't dig wild vegetables for two days. Did I tell on you?"

"I dug three baskets this morning and got them all back!"

"Because you didn't dig wild vegetables for the past two days, the pigs didn't get to eat game, so their nutrition is unbalanced. What's the point of digging them up today? They're overnourished!"

Looks like a very strong logic.

Yang Cheng was stunned and she looked at Li Qiang.

Li Qiang obviously did not have the eloquence of his elder brother. His face turned red and he snatched his cell phone while his elder brother was not paying attention.

Li Gang yelled and tried to pounce on him and grab his chest, but Ah Dai quickly stood between the two of them and opened his hands to block him.

"Hmph, just protect him!"

Seeing that the two brothers were about to fight, Yang Cheng hurriedly tried to stop them, "We are all family, calm down, dig less today and more tomorrow, it doesn't matter. I believe the pigs in our pig farm are not that delicate."

Li Qiang threw the phone back into Li Gang's hand, snorted, and shouted at Ah Dai and Yang Cheng to leave quickly.

……

"My elder brother has become obsessed with watching TV. He is in his 30s and still hasn't found a partner." On the way down the mountain, Li Qiang kept complaining about his brother.

“I think he’s quite happy now…”

"You only care about your own happiness and don't care about other people's lives. You play TV every day with the volume so loud that it's annoying, right? Ah Dai."

"Uh-huh……"

A few people walked and chatted along the way, and went down the mountain after more than 10 minutes.

"Do you sell clothes here? I'm going to stay here for a few days, so I'd like to buy some clothes to change into."

"buying clothes?"

Li Qiang seemed to suddenly remember something. He took out the piece of paper from his pocket and read it line by line.

"Yes, it's Xiaofang. She sells clothes in the village. I'll take you to her."

A few people crossed a small river, passed a rice field, walked on a stone-paved path, and finally arrived at the entrance of the village.

A girl in white is reading a novel with her head down.

"Is this Xiaofang? I'm Li Qiang."

The girl named Xiaofang raised her head and saw Li Qiang pouting his cherry lips with an unhappy look on his face.

"Are you looking for Xiaofang or Xiaofang?"