I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

"How is this going?"

Wei Qianfan was still confused. The dark-skinned woman with strange behavior hadn't finished her words.

I want to marry? Who? It can't be me, right?

Wei Qianfan only likes beautiful women, the kind who wear long flowing skirts, are gentle and kind, speak softly, have thin eyebrows, big eyes, a high nose bridge, and small lips. That's his type.

The woman just now was dressed in a mess, with her hair loose. Although her hair covered her face, it was clear from her actions that she was not gentle and her words were not soft. This was not his cup of tea, not even worthy of being considered a cold dish.

Wu Zheng patted his shoulder, pointed at the backs of Dong Dabao and his sister and said, "Look carefully, that woman is called Dong Xiaomei, she will be your wife in the future."

"Hehe, don't tease me."

Wei Qianfan knew that Wu Zheng was still resenting him for giving him laxatives, so he said this on purpose.

He was too lazy to care and was very hungry, so he picked up the shoulder pole again and walked towards the canteen carrying two buckets.

……

Only Wu Zheng, Yang Cheng and Lin Tao were left at the door.

Wu Zheng asked Yang Cheng where they were going now. If they wanted to go back to the city, they could ask someone from the factory to drive them back.

"Little Pig Sister is afraid of heights, so I'll stay here for a few days. Lin Tao, do you want to play here for a few days too?"

Lin Tao shook her head. "Someone will come to the orchard to buy apples tomorrow. I won't have time these two days. When I'm done, if you're still here, I'll come and keep you company."

After hearing this, Wu Zheng picked up his cell phone and called the factory driver to come and take her home.

After Lin Tao left, Wu Zheng arranged for Yang Cheng to live in the staff dormitory, which was on the top floor of the building next to the cafeteria. He had already prepared a room specifically for Qin Che, so if the boss came and needed to stay overnight, this room would be just right for him.

Yang Cheng didn't want to go back to the dormitory for the time being. She wanted to go around the village, buy some daily necessities and clothes, and go back later, so Wu Zheng let her go.

It takes less than 10 minutes to get to the village from Kubi Mountain. Zhuzhu Village at the foot of the mountain is not very big and you can get back in half an hour.

Before going down the mountain, Yang Cheng wanted to go see her cousin, A-Dai.

Ever since the chickens were stolen from the chicken farm, Ah Dai was assigned to work at the pig farm. I don't know how he has been doing recently and whether anyone has bullied him. However, all the employees here were hired by Wu Zheng, so he should be doing well.

Yang Cheng let Wu Zheng go about his business, and according to his instructions, Yang Cheng led the little pig girl to the feed processing area of ​​the pig farm.

Wu Zheng’s pig-raising philosophy for the pig farm is to “give pigs the warmth of love and the care of home” and to manage the pigs in a humane manner so that they can eat happily, sleep happily, and play happily while they are alive.

Speaking of food, in addition to feeding pigs with pig feed as the staple food, Wu Zheng also specially purchased some sweet potatoes, green vegetables, potatoes, straw, etc. grown by the villagers as supplementary food for the pigs.

Not only that, he also hired a few extra people to go to the mountains to dig wild vegetables and pick wild fruits in order to enrich the pigs' diet and truly make the pigs "eat happily".

Among them, A'dai is a member of the wild vegetable digging department. What he does every day is to carry a sickle, a bamboo basket, and go up the mountain to dig wild vegetables in the morning. When he has dug almost all the vegetables, he will wash and chop the wild vegetables in the afternoon.

This job is very flexible and there is no fixed time. You just need to dig a basket of wild vegetables every day. There is only one pig farm on Kubi Mountain, so it is easy to find wild food for the pigs.

All the employees at the pig farm wanted to have this job, which was easy and lucrative, but only Wu Zheng's family members could get this job. So Wu Zheng's elder brother-in-law, younger brother-in-law, and A-Dai became the happiest and most envied employees at the pig farm.

I heard that Wu Zheng's brother-in-law is still single, and there are matchmakers in the village who want to introduce him to a girl one after another. Wu Zheng's brother-in-law can't handle it. Every day he is either on a blind date or on the way to a blind date.

He was confused by the number of blind date candidates he had added to his phone. Once, the message he sent to Xiaoyan went to Xiaoyan, but it turned out to be Xiaoyan who came out to meet him that night.

After that night, Wu Zheng's brother-in-law sent a message to all the matchmakers: suspend the blind date business.

He needs to spend a few days to sort out his thoughts, to figure out who is who, who has made an appointment, who has not, how many times they have met, what they talked about, who is satisfied, and who is not so satisfied.

But after a week of sorting it out, he still couldn't figure it out. His mind was becoming more and more confused. When he saw a familiar girl in the village, he didn't know whether to call her Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan, or Xiaoyan. He was afraid that she would be angry if he said the wrong thing, so he held it in for a week and didn't go down the mountain.

Later, when he was strolling in the factory one day, he saw Wei Qianfan who was carrying manure. Wei Qianfan saw that he looked worried, so he stopped and asked him what was wrong. Wu Zheng's brother-in-law had no choice but to tell him about his recent troubles.

After listening to him, Wei Qianfan laughed at him. Such a simple thing could be done with a two-way table.

"A two-way table is also called a two-way detailed table. It lists the main information of the event in two dimensions: the horizontal dimension can list the names of the blind date partners in order, and the vertical dimension can list the height, weight, appearance, interests, matchmaker's name, meeting time, chat content, etc."

"With this form, I can introduce all the blind date candidates in Zhuzhu Village, the whole city, and the whole province, and there will be no confusion."

My brother-in-law looked confused and had limited IQ. He shook his head, indicating that he still didn't understand.

Wei Qianfan took out a pen from his pocket, drew a table for him with a few strokes, and told him to go through the table slowly and fill it out when he got home. As for the parts that he had not remembered before, just leave them blank and wait for the girl to find them herself.

After listening to this, my brother-in-law suddenly understood.

"As expected, he graduated from a prestigious university. He is really cultured!"

He took the piece of paper, put it in his trouser pocket, then snatched the carrying pole from Wei Qianfan's hand, picked up the manure and ran away. He carried manure for him for two days in a row.

……

When Yang Cheng walked to the entrance of the wild vegetable department, he saw a man in his 30s sitting on a low stool, bent over with his head down, his legs apart, watching the TV series on his mobile phone intently.

While watching, he tore the skin on his mouth with his hands, making "hahahaha..." and "ga gagawu..." sounds.

The volume of the mobile phone's external speaker was very loud, and Yang Cheng could hear it clearly from a distance of 200 meters.

"Hey Liu Neng, you asked me to come for dinner, but why are these dishes so plain? Stir-fried Chinese cabbage, stir-fried carrots and tomatoes, stir-fried garlic sprouts with minced garlic..."

"Zhao Si wants to eat meat, my dear, make him some fried eggs!"

"Nonsense, eggs are not meat. If you really want to know me, just stew an egg for me."

"This egg has no mother."

"Haha, everyone has a mother, you just don't want to feed me."

"But it has no mother. Its mother had a difficult birth and died on the spot."

"Well, the egg's father will do."

"You have such a cruel heart. You want to make the egg an orphan."

"The egg has many fathers, and the egg doesn't even know who its father is, so just grab one at random."

"..."