I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

It was already 2 p.m. when Wu Zheng came out of the toilet. He had been squatting for an hour. He wanted to walk slowly back to the office, but his legs were so sore that every time he took a step, he felt numb, as if he had been electrocuted.

He simply leaned against the wall, squatted down, did a shallow split on the ground, and then slowly stood up.

"Wow, much better, my legs are back."

After lunch, when Xiao Li returned to work, he saw Wu Zheng coming out of the toilet. He was wearing a tight-fitting suit that didn't fit him well and looked strange, as if he was doing radio gymnastics.

Last year, the company offered free physical examinations. He remembered that Wu Zheng was 170cm tall and weighed 150kg. Everyone asked him to lose weight, but Wu Zheng said he had a physique that was prone to obesity and couldn't.

But...what kind of performance art is he doing today? This fitness outfit is pretty good-looking and classy, ​​but when worn on Wu Zheng's fat body, he looks like Ultraman. The top is tight around his stomach, the pants are tight around his thighs, and his flesh is bulging. And the shoes, huh? ?

Leather shoes? Leather shoes with gym clothes?

"Secretary Wu, what's wrong with you? You're acting weird today?"

Wu Zheng heard someone calling him and turned around.

"Ah, Secretary Wu?! Why do you look so pale? Are you constipated too? Why are so many people constipated these days? Wei Qianfan just took a bag of senna from me this morning, and now you are constipated too?"

"Fanasia leaves?"

Wu Zheng was startled and realized that Yang Cheng's lunch dish should have been made with water soaked with senna leaves. No wonder it tasted so familiar when he ate it.

Yang Cheng definitely didn't do it on purpose. There's no need for her to deliberately tease her husband. So someone must have added it on purpose?

Wu Zheng thought as he walked back to his seat, and didn't hear Xiao Li talking to him from behind.

Who on earth wanted to harm his boss? He came up with such a shameless and despicable trick that even he himself suffered.

The Qin family will not harm their own people, so problems will not arise during the cooking process.

Then, he must have appeared when Yang Cheng was delivering food!

The more Wu Zheng thought about it, the more excited he became, and he vowed to help his boss catch this bad guy.

He threw the plastic bag containing the dirty pants onto the table and picked up his cell phone to call Yang Cheng.

"Is this Secretary Wu? You look very weak."

Wu Zheng looked up and saw Wei Qianfan's half-smiley face. He hummed, ignored him and continued to dial the phone.

"Hey, that's weird, do you smell a bad odor? It sounds like someone has diarrhea."

Wu Zheng stopped dialing, put the phone down, lowered his head and sniffed it hard.

Nonsense! There is no smell at all.

"Did you poop and didn't wipe it clean?" Wu Zheng suddenly remembered that Xiao Li seemed to have said that Wei Qianfan was also constipated.

Wei Qianfan's face turned dark when he heard this.

"I went to a restaurant for lunch, how could I have diarrhea?"

Wu Zheng waved his hand, motioning him to leave, "I'm busy, I don't have time to chat with you."

Suddenly he felt the familiar urge to defecate again. Was this going to never end? He frowned, tightened his buttocks, paused, and after a few seconds, the feeling was finally not so strong.

Wei Qianfan saw Wu Zheng's expression. It seemed that the effect of this laxative was amazing.

"Hahaha, then I won't bother you anymore..." Wei Qianfan said and left.

"Please don't be picky everywhere. Fashion requires picking up things. If you are not careful, you won't be picky..." He hummed a song quietly as he walked.

"What a psycho, so annoying." Wu Zheng muttered, then picked up the phone and continued to call. The call was connected after a few seconds.

"Madam, I can't hide it anymore! I have something important to tell you."

……

At this time, in Qin Che's office.

Qin Che, Yang Cheng, and Wu Zheng sat together with serious expressions.

When Yang Cheng heard Wu Zheng say on the phone that he had added laxatives to his food, he felt extremely guilty. No wonder Qin Che felt cold all over and looked pale. It turned out that someone was playing a malicious prank on him and caused Wu Zheng to soil his pants.

Who could it be? She was sending the meal to Qin Che, so this person's target must be Qin Che. Who would deliberately tease him? She clutched the corner of her clothes tightly, unable to figure it out.

"Orange, has anyone touched your lunch box since you left home and arrived at the company?"

"Absolutely not. I was holding it the whole time."

"What about after you got to the company? You held it in your arms too, and it never left your sight?"

"Ah, yes, could it be Wei Qianfan?"

"Wei Qianfan?" Qin Che and Wu Zheng said at the same time.

Yang Cheng hurriedly explained, "Wei Qianfan and I are classmates. I ran into him when I came to the company this morning. He told me to take me to the lounge to wait for you. Later... he told me that I could heat it up in the microwave, so I went in. At that time, the lunch box was outside."

"Yes, it must be him. He was holding a water cup at the time, and I complained that he didn't even pour me a sip of water." Yang Cheng got angry just thinking about it. Wei Qianfan was too insidious and mean.

"Hmph!" Qin Che slammed the table angrily, his face gloomy.

Wei Qianfan has been in the company for more than five years. He is smart, learns things quickly, and has never been lazy at work. He often takes the initiative to work overtime. He was promoted the fastest among the same batch of college students who joined the company, and his salary is not low. I didn't expect that he has such bad intentions.

Over the years, I have never had diarrhea, let alone loose stools. But today...

The more Qin Che thought about it, the angrier he became.

"No wonder he just came over to talk to me and said I smelled bad. Humph," Wu Zheng frowned and continued analyzing.

"Just because the boss thinks so highly of me, he's jealous and wants to harm me too?"

Qin Che: "Hmm?"

"But why did he tease his superior? Did he not want to do his job anymore? Did he want to die? Did Wu Zetian become a widow and lose Li Zhi (reason)? Xiaodao pulled his ass, haha, I am really enlightened."

"Wu Zheng"

Qin Che interrupted him in time, holding his head with one hand and thinking for a few seconds. Then he said to Yang Cheng: "Chengzi, bring me food again tomorrow to confirm whether it is really him who did it. If he gives laxatives again, we will catch him on the spot."

As for why he was given a laxative, it would be better to ask him directly at this time.

"If it's really him, he can't continue to work here," Yang Cheng said angrily, "Who knows what bad things he will do in the future? It's fine that he used to hurt people with his words, but now he dares to drug people."

"The boss is my own boss. Haha, it's true that a cow can't give birth to a calf - it's too awesome."

Yang Cheng: …

Qin Che didn't say anything, his face still as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Wu Zheng offered a plan, "I'll go find the strongest laxative. If he has loose stools today, I'll make him pay tenfold. And then I'll make him get out of here after he's done."

"No," Qin Che said, "It's too boring to fire him. If he dares to do it again tomorrow, I'll give him some sleeping pills at night and laxatives the next day."

This is the first time he has been so embarrassed in all his years, and he even had diarrhea in front of his wife. It would be a good thing for him to be fired.

"Boss, why did you give me sleeping pills?"

At night, while he was sleeping soundly, they dragged him to a hotel, stripped him of his clothes, and placed a naked man next to him.

Qin Che didn't say it for the time being. This plan was a bit evil. Yang Cheng was here, so it would be better not to let her hear it.

Seeing that Qin Che didn't answer, Wu Zheng asked the next question, "Can't you give him the laxative first? I can't wait to see him collapse."

Qin Che showed a look of contempt. Was the purpose to make him have diarrhea? To humiliate him was, "Do you want to see him having diarrhea while helping you wash your dirty pants?"

Wu Zheng, Yang Cheng: ???