I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

At this time, the men's bathroom.

“…tut…tut…tut…tut…”

"Wu Zheng, can you speak a little more quietly?" Qin Che said weakly.

"Boss... I have been very restrained. Is today's food poisonous...? Hmm~hmm, uh~huh...refreshing."

"I don't know, maybe, perhaps, probably." Qin Che suspected that Yang Cheng used expired seasoning when cooking.

"I won't dare to eat it next time. By the way, boss, what does it mean when you hold up five fingers?" Wu Zheng is very concerned about the price of taking the blame.

"It means empty, nothing."

"Boom boom boom (very loud)..."

Qin Che: ...

"Boss! I'm using my own reputation to exchange for your dignity in front of your wife. You can't just cross the river and burn the bridge!" Wu Zheng said excitedly.

"Don't pull it so loudly, I'll give it to you. I can't stand it anymore..."

...Is Wu Zheng done yet? The noise was so loud and the smell was so strong. If I didn’t have diarrhea, I would really want to rush out.

Half an hour later, Qin Che finally felt much better. He was a little restrained in pooping just now. After all, his subordinates were next door and couldn't poop as freely as he did.

Fortunately, Wu Zheng ate all the soup, otherwise he would be the one feeling unhappy.

After walking out of the squat toilet, Qin Che felt that the air became a lot fresher. It turned out that this is what fresh air smells like.

"5 or so." He said while washing his hands.

"Phew~Thank you, boss."

"Ah."

Qin Che suddenly felt a familiar abdominal pain coming again, and he immediately returned to the squat toilet.

"Boss, please tell your wife not to bring lunch to you from now on. It's unbearable, tut tut tut..."

"Wu Zheng, don't... tut-tut... tut-tut..."

"Boss, you also... no... no"

Qin Che: "Puff...Puff..."

Wu Zheng: “Puff…Puff…”

……

A few minutes later.

"If you dare to tell others about my shitting today..."

"I will castrate myself."

"it is good."

……

When Qin Che walked out of the bathroom, he was exhausted. He held the wall with his left hand and stroked his trembling legs with his right hand.

Fortunately, it is lunch time and all the employees in the office are not there, otherwise they would all be fired.

……

Yang Cheng was sitting in Qin Che's office, feeling a bit bored. He saw a set of Go on the coffee table, but he didn't know how to play, so he treated it as Gobang, playing two roles at the same time.

An hour later, Qin Che finally came back, and Yang Cheng was a little sleepy.

"You were gone for so long. Did something happen at work? I almost fell asleep. By the way, are you coming home for dinner tonight?"

"Ok?"

You still want to deliver food?

Qin Che was struggling over whether or not to tell her about the "poisoning".

She said that she was afraid that she would feel guilty, so she specially prepared the meal, but it made the two strong men feel so weak.

If I don’t tell you, what if she sends it every day?

"Qin Che, why do you look so pale? Are you sick?"

Yang Cheng noticed that his face looked strange, and he was not as energetic as before dinner. She placed her palm on Qin Che's forehead.

"It's not that hot, it's still a little cool."

Qin Che felt the hand on his forehead was soft, warm and tender, and he soon put his hand down.

"I see you're a little weak when walking, let me help you sit down."

Yang Cheng put Qin Che's left arm around his shoulder, supported his waist with one hand, and held Qin Che's right hand tightly with the other hand, and carefully helped him sit on the sofa.

Although Qin Che was weak, he had not reached this level yet. But being hugged by his wife and so close to her, it felt so good to be taken care of. He really wanted her to hug him again.

"I feel a little uncomfortable. I feel very tired after walking a few steps. And I don't know why, but my body feels a little cold."

Sure enough, Yang Cheng gently laid Qin Che down on the sofa, let him lie down, took off his coat and put it on him, "Do you feel warmer?"

Qin Che pretended to be very weak and pulled her hand, "Your hands are very warm."

"How can we go on like this?"

Yang Cheng simply lay down beside Qin Che, but the sofa was not wide enough, so she squeezed into Qin Che's arms, took off her coat and wrapped them both up, "How are you, are you warm now?"

In fact, there was a room inside with a bed, a bathroom, a desk and everything, but Qin Che didn't want her to know.

"I feel much better. I'm warm."

"Do you want to go to the hospital?"

"No need," Qin Che replied quickly, "I have a meeting in the afternoon, it should be fine after a while."

"Oh."

Yang Cheng had never slept so close to him before. When they were on the mountain before, they were at least a fist away from each other. Now, lying on a sofa, her back was directly against Qin Che's chest, and she could even feel the rise and fall of his breathing.

Just as she was about to move her body a little, she felt something hard moving on her lower back.

Yang Cheng blushed. It was broad daylight, how shameless of Qin Che, hehehe.

"Hey, Wu Zheng, what's wrong?"

It turned out that Qin Che's phone was vibrating.

Yang Cheng: …

After the call was connected, Wu Zheng's hesitant voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Boss, I found that my pants are torn... and dirty... Can you help me get a pair? It's not appropriate to ask someone else for this, you know..."

Wu Zheng couldn't help but poop on his way to the toilet. Not only was his underwear stained with a yellow unknown substance, but it also seeped into his grey trousers outside. When he squatted down to go to the toilet, he didn't control his speed and some of it pooped on his clothes.

"You actually...Okay, I get it, just wait."

After Qin Che hung up the phone, he took a deep breath. Why is Wu Zheng so troublesome? He really ruins the mood.

Continue lying down. You are too weak now. If you get up immediately, you will be exposed. Look at the time. It’s 1:10. So wait for minutes and then pretend that you feel better before getting up.

Qin Che closed his eyes and rested. Yang Cheng didn't say anything. She was a little sleepy just now and her eyelids were drooping.

After an unknowing amount of time, Qin Che's head felt a little stiff. He opened his eyes, turned his head, and suddenly picked up his cell phone.

2 points!

Wu Zheng’s legs are about to break from squatting!

In order not to disturb Yang Cheng's sleep, Qin Che tiptoed up from the sofa, then quickly walked into the room inside, where there was a set of fitness clothes. There was a gym near the company, and Qin Che would go there when he was not busy at work. When he met Yang Cheng for the first time, he had just come out of the gym.

At this time, Wu Zheng was standing in front of the squat toilet, shaking his legs, with his hands on the door and his head resting on the back of his hands.

Boss, if you don’t come, I’ll be ruined!

"Wu Zheng, which pit are you in?"

Oh my god, it’s finally here.

"Here." Wu Zheng opened the door a little and stretched out a hand.

Qin Che stuffed a plastic bag into his hand and turned to leave.

"boss!"

"What are you doing again? If you have something to say, say it now. If you have something to say, hold your tongue."

"Why are I wearing gym clothes? And they're tight? If I wear this to work in the afternoon, my colleagues will think I have the fever."

Qin Che sighed, "It's not that the clothes are tight, it's that you're too fat. Also, this is very expensive, so forget it if you don't want it." He paused again, "You've been crazy more than once or twice, don't worry, no one will say anything to you."

Because everyone is used to it.

"Hmm? Very expensive? The quality feels really good, huh...? Oh my god, it's really tight, it won't break, will it..."

"Who made you so fat?"

……