Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

For the sake of his idol, Ata's innate spiritual power, which he had recently refined and accumulated with great difficulty, was taken away by Qi An.

Ata hugged Dudu and cried.

If this goes on, when will he be able to transform and grow up?

No matter what, he decided that it was too tiring to transform through practice, and he couldn't bear the hardship.

He just hugged Boss Qi's thigh tightly, just to be a qualified leg pendant.

When the soul and body of this treacherous Jiaozi recover to their peak, he will then shamelessly beg for help.

Anyway, this is a small matter for the demon king Qi Lao Da who is in his prime.

In fact, what Ata didn’t know was that the reason why Qi An listened to him and didn’t take action was because the eighty-one difficulties were a fixed number.

If we rashly create another difficulty, it will definitely attract the attention of the gods and Buddhas.

No trouble.

It is easier to take advantage of an existing disaster.

Boss Qi pretended to be calm and composed, but he quietly cheated Ata out of all his belongings.

Poor child, he was sold and still helped others count money.

This place is called Lion Camel Ridge and is occupied by three monsters.

A white elephant, a green lion, and a golden-winged roc.

Among them, the blue lion and the white elephant were, as expected, the mounts that two blind gods in heaven "accidentally" failed to keep an eye on.

He didn't even notice that the thing under his butt was lost for several days. I don't know how such an idiot became a god.

In order to complete the eighty-one difficulties, it is not easy for these gods and arhats to get mounts or pets.

Even though his own life span is so long that he cannot even finish living his entire life, he still pretends to be very interested in eating Tang Monk's flesh to achieve immortality.

After trying every possible means to catch it, not only can you not swallow it in one bite, you have to instantly become a clean and civilized cooked food lover.

I absolutely cannot eat raw meat, as if I would suffer from indigestion and stomach upset after eating one bite.

After being captured, they tied Tang Seng in a cave and starved him for a few days to clear his stomach.

Wash it inside and out, then add firewood and boil water in a pot.

Oh, as to whether to steam, braise or fry it, we need to hold another meeting to discuss it.

What’s wrong? Have you forgotten how you usually eat raw meat and drink blood?

If you really want to eat it, can’t you just swallow it in one bite when you catch it, or take a few bites first?

In this case, even if the Buddha came, it would be of no use.

That’s not all. Some people even have to send out invitations to let relatives and friends know about the feast and come enjoy it together.

He was afraid that others didn’t know that Tang Seng was with him.

The most outrageous thing is that some monsters have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

It is not enough to just capture Tang Seng, we have to keep trying and have to gather the four masters and apprentices together to eat them.

In short, it was very difficult. He had to rack his brains to delay time and wait for Sun Wukong to come and rescue him.

He was then beaten by Monkey King and revealed his true form. When he was about to be killed by the golden hoop, he was taken away by his master who "happened" to arrive.

Anyway, I will never be able to eat it.

Hey, just for fun.

As for the third one, it is the Roc.

That's a very big origin, and this is also the biggest monster behind the scenes in Journey to the West.

The uncle of Buddha Sakyamuni.

This one really took a lot of effort, even my own uncle was pulled out.

By the way, there is also a noble and extremely beautiful Peacock Princess nearby.

The scene of her dancing gracefully by the river in a peacock dress is simply fascinating.

She didn't want to eat Tang Seng's flesh, but she had a crush on him.

Ata's comment on this is:

"Are you blind? What's so good about this weak pretty boy? Look at my Monkey Brother, he's a real man."

Qi An also felt that although the girl was beautiful, her taste was poor.

She and the big roc that was madly in love with her were such a perfect match, a perfect match indeed.

Dapeng is handsome, has powerful magical powers, a strong background, and is devoted and loyal.

A typical overbearing president and a wealthy bachelor.

The most important thing is that they are all birds and there is no reproductive isolation.

If this is put into a fantasy novel, it would be a perfect match made in heaven.

As a result, you have to have forced sex with a bald donkey, like a flower stuck in cow dung.

The two knew the plot. Tang Seng was currently taken away by the Peacock Princess, where he was enjoying good food and drink and beautiful women performing songs and dances.

There was no scratch on the skin and no danger to life.

Next, Dapeng wants both the beauty and Tang Monk. He will snatch the Peacock Princess away and then take Tang Monk to the cave of the three brothers.

At that time, Qi An took action again and pushed the blame onto the three brothers.

There was nothing to do for the time being, so Qi An collected Ata's spiritual power and, in a good mood, he quietly followed Sun Wukong.

Satisfy Atard's wish to see his idol a few more times.

As they are both strong men, Qi An felt sorry for Sun Wukong because they felt sorry for each other.

He clearly has the ability to turn the world upside down, but because of the golden hoop, he has to submit to a loser.

She felt that the Monkey King was too honest, working diligently and not slacking off at all.

He dragged three of them to the west.

It seems that Zhu Bajie is well versed in the ways of the workplace. Look how comfortably he is lying down all the way.

If there’s something delicious, serve it first; if there’s money, hide it away as a private gift.

Don't take the lead in everything. When you have difficulties, look for Brother Monkey. If Brother Monkey is not around, divide your luggage and disband.

You can act coquettishly and also scold Tang Seng when you need to.

In short, the image of a greedy, lustful and heartless useless person is firmly established.

Tang Seng could not count on him, but was extremely tolerant of him.

It vividly illustrates what it means that those who are capable should work harder and those who are not capable should pick up the leftovers.

If you are capable and powerful, you go ahead. If I am not capable and I am a waste, I will enjoy myself.

But after watching for a few days, Qi An laughed and realized that she had underestimated the monkey.

The Great Sage knew clearly in his heart that he was not as honest and hardworking as she thought.

If Zhu Bajie is lying down in the open, then Sun Wukong is just muddling along in the invisible way.

Monkey King, who acted extremely anxious in front of Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, turned around and showed a look of indifference, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Not in a hurry, even a little gloating.

I hope I can find the bald donkey later so that I can have more time to slack off.

Eat when you should, drink when you should, find people when you should, and show weakness to ask for help.

He demonstrated through his own actions what "hard work" means.

I just want the higher-ups to see that I really tried my best.

Qi An knew that Monkey King had already figured it out. These so-called eighty-one tribulations were man-made.

Moreover, although it was said to be a test for Tang Seng, he was the one who did all the hard work.

Tang Seng is just a prop that holds the team back and is snatched away by monsters.

He was only responsible for shouting a few times, "Wukong, please save my master."

Zhu Bajie is responsible for holding back and calling Monkey Brother "six six six".

Sha Seng was responsible for doing the hard labor.

These eighty-one tribulations were more or less prepared for Sun Wukong.

In short, Tang Seng will not die, and the scriptures will definitely be retrieved.

The fucked up thing is, the scriptures could be retrieved with just a somersault cloud, but he had to walk step by step for more than ten years to get them back.

They have to sleep in the open and endure all kinds of hardships along the way, totaling eighty-one difficulties.

It is said that only in this way can the preciousness of the scriptures be reflected.

What? Can it change from black and white to color, or can it have tens of thousands more words?

To put it bluntly, hey, it's just for fun.

During Qi An's observation period, Ata never stopped flattering others.

"Wow, look at my Monkey King's golden hoop, his posture, his movements, so cool."

"Monkey is so well behaved, he never swears, and when he's annoyed he just says "I'm so annoyed", so cute."

"My monkey brother is very respectful to girls and very gentle to children. He is worthy of being my dream monkey."

"Ah... He's so handsome, I love him so much."

"Bravo to the best monkey brother in the world."

"I want to give him a baby!"

……

Qi An's face turned black: "...Shut up."

Do you, a tower, know how to give birth to monkeys?

No, how can you give birth to a monkey?

You can learn less about the star-chasing rhetoric on the Internet.

Brainless fans are so fucking scary!