Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

"Big Brother, Master has been captured by a monster again!"

Sun Wukong just went out to beg for alms and when he came back, Tang Seng disappeared.

As soon as Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng saw him, they recited to him the classic quote that he had heard countless times.

Sun Wukong smiled sarcastically in his heart. It was really not surprising at all.

After all, this sentence appeared much more frequently along the way than when he shouted "Hey, where are you running to, monster?"

Sun Wukong looked at the two stupid teammates in front of him.

He is a lazy and cunning person who is always thinking about breaking up, packing up and returning to Gao Laozhuang.

Although she was shouting anxiously, she looked relaxed and her eyes were rolling around, waiting for him to do his best.

The other one is extremely honest. He is really anxious, but he really has no solution.

Commonly known as a truly "honest man" who can't even fart even if hit three times with a stick.

At this time, everyone was looking at him, the eldest brother, eagerly waiting for his decision.

Then he thought of the old bald donkey who had ignored his advice and rushed to feed the monster for who knows how many times.

He was invincible in the heavens, and even after being suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, he never developed any dark thoughts and remained cheerful and optimistic.

The Monkey King, who even put a little flower on his head to cheer himself up in his misery, felt that he might really be depressed.

Sun Wukong suppressed the sneer in his heart, and skillfully put on a look of concern and anxiety on his face, asking about the whole story.

"What happened? Didn't I ask you to keep an eye on Master? How could he be captured by a monster?

What do you eat? "

The two of them began to scramble to explain, shirk responsibility, and pass the buck, just like every time before.

Anyway, just blame everyone else and don't blame yourself.

The question is asked like this, but in fact Sun Wukong doesn’t care about the answer at all.

As he left, he used his golden cudgel to draw a circle around where they were resting.

As long as they don't come out on their own initiative, no monster can take them away.

Now that the person is gone, what else could it be?

Doesn't he know what kind of character the old Bai Lian, who was born from the peerless holy father, is?

Stupid, hypocritical, confused, and self-righteous.

It was nothing more than that the old bald donkey turned a deaf ear to his words and walked out of the circle without permission.

Or maybe he transformed himself into a holy father and tried to help others but was deceived by a monster.

At the beginning, he really didn't know the virtues of Tang Seng, and treated him as his second master to protect and respect.

After all, it was because of him that he was able to get out from under the Five Elements Mountain, although he didn't know how many calculations were involved.

But after the White Bone Demon incident, and after he had been wrongly accused time and time again and had chanted the Tightening Curse, he understood.

Oh, by the way, it was that old Bai Lian who tricked him into wearing the golden hoop.

It was done in the name of education, to prevent him from being cruel and killing indiscriminately, and to make him a kind monkey.

Oh, does he like killing indiscriminately?

He didn't kill many people when he caused havoc in Heaven five hundred years ago.

If it weren't for the fact that this idiot had mortal eyes, couldn't tell good from evil and was self-righteous, he would always be deceived and caught.

Why did he go to all that trouble?

If you don't kill people, do you have to learn from him to reason with monsters and persuade them to put down their butcher knives and become Buddhas right away?

He is just a bully at home, relying on the tight hoop to talk big and show off his power in front of people.

Why don't you be kind to the monster?

Oh, he did, and in return they said, "Young men, make the fire bigger."

Idiot!

After being disappointed time and time again, even though he called his master, he still protected him, took care of him and saved him from the monsters.

It seemed as if nothing had changed, but he knew it clearly.

He just treated those as tasks and treated the bald man as his immediate superior.

With a tight hoop on your head, you lose your freedom and it is just a helpless act.

At the same time, he also figured out how to survive in the workplace without any guidance.

No more talking back, no more doing unnecessary things, no more worrying, just do your duty.

Everyday it’s “OK”, “No problem”, “You’re right”.

The day suddenly became comfortable.

In Wukong's heart, Patriarch Bodhi is his only master.

Give him a name, teach him skills, and teach him how to be a good person.

Although I knew that he was wild and difficult to tame, I never thought of putting him in shackles and just did my best to educate him.

During the 500 years he was trapped under the Five Elements Mountain, someone would visit him every year on his birthday, bringing him longevity noodles.

Although the man's appearance changed, he knew that it was his master.

No matter how capable he is, or how big a mess he has made.

In the eyes of his master, he is not the Monkey King, not the Devil King, and certainly not some crappy disciple of Tang Monk.

He is just the master's most beloved little disciple, the kind, smart, lively little monkey who is born with a pure heart.

This is the master that Sun Wukong truly recognizes.

As for Tang Monk, his "Master" is Ba Liao.

After absent-mindedly listening to Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng's essay on shifting the blame, he found that, as he had expected, they were the ones who took the initiative to walk out of the circle.

Sun Wukong suppressed his disgust, assigned tasks to the two men as usual, and went to find Tang Seng.

Anyway, I can't rely on those two guys, so I have to rely on him in the end.

But he was not in a hurry, based on his experience along the way.

The old saint has someone protecting him, so he won't die no matter what he does.

Even if he can't catch up, there will be gods who will "accidentally" come to the rescue.

It's nothing more than suffering a little more.

He doesn't care.

After the three people left, the air fluctuated and Qi An appeared from the air.

"Boss, is this my famous Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, who caused havoc in Heaven?

My Monkey Brother is so handsome!"

Ata's eyes were full of excitement, like a crazy fan who had met his idol.

Ever since he finished reading Journey to the West, Ata has been obsessed with the monkey.

He also asked Qi An to get him a high-quality imitation of the "Golden Cudgel". He played with the stick in the void every day, jumping up and down happily.

There are numerous beauties in Journey to the West, and no matter they are gods or monsters, they are all incredibly beautiful.

Especially the Queen of the Kingdom of Women. Even Qi An, who was used to seeing beautiful women from the demon tribe, was slightly stunned.

Unexpectedly, Ata, who has always been obsessed with appearance, had his entire attention attracted by a monkey and didn't remember any of the beauties.

It can be said that the fans are very sincere.

Sun Wukong had just left when Qi An arrived.

She hid in the dark and watched Tang Seng walk out of the circle drawn by Sun Wukong and be captured by the monster.

In fact, she wanted to show up and take action directly, because those two losers, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, couldn't stop him anyway.

It just happened to be the "82nd difficulty" for that old bald donkey.

That’s right, Qi An also hates this Saint Father Old Bai Lian who has no ability and can only bully others by relying on the power of others.

In the end, Ata refused to do so, saying that he did not want to leave a bad impression on his idol, even if the idol did not know about his existence.

Qi An sneered, but after the brain-dead fan Ata's constant nagging, and his rolling around like a spoiled brat, he had no choice but to agree.

In the end, Ata tried to cover up his mistake and suggested that Qi An wait until Tang Seng was captured by the monster, and then take action and directly put the blame on the monster.

Ata thought that since all the monsters would be chased and beaten by him, the monkey brother, it didn't make much difference whether they died 70% or 80% of the time.

Qi An: “…”

Is there any substantial difference?

Don’t they all have to attack Tang Seng?

Qi An: "Forget it, I will do it reluctantly and satisfy your little pretentiousness. Look how good daddy is to you."

Ata: “…”

Damn it, do you dare to say this while looking at the innate spiritual power that I just extorted from you?