Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

After checking his apprentices, Taoist Wang excitedly said, "Let's go to the museum."

"Isn't it?"

The young disciple's eyes widened: "Master, do we really have to persuade her to stop? But I don't want her to stop."

Taoist Wang blew his beard and glared: "You stupid boy, are you trying to piss me off to death? She is one of our own people, and it is the foreign devils who are doing this. How can I persuade her to stop?

Those damn ancestors of theirs bullied us so much back then, I wish them bad luck.”

"So what are we going to the museum for?"

"Of course we'll go cheer her up and ask her what she wants to do. If there's anything we can do to help her, let's give her a hand."

"Oh, yes, let's go. Hehe, those foreigners don't know what we said anyway."

When the master and his disciple rushed to the museum, Qi An and Fugui were comforting the frightened cultural relics.

The way to comfort someone is, of course... hometown food.

Qi An asked Fugui to go to the capital of Country Z and packed a lot of delicious food with his space bracelet so that these wanderers who had been away from home for many years could taste the flavor of their hometown.

Anyway, the museum had been closed for many days and no one was present, so Qi An cast a spell to allow them to temporarily transform.

Then, all the cultural relics turned into human forms. They first looked at and touched each other excitedly, and then they were quickly attracted by the hometown delicacies that Fugui packed back.

Fortunately, there was a lot of space in the restaurant, so Qi An got an extra-large table and put all the things on it. The roast duck was still steaming.

Everyone was eating like they were at a buffet, each holding a bowl with a pair of chopsticks, and picking up whatever they wanted to eat.

Hometown food is indeed the best way to soothe your mood and relieve homesickness.

Just by smelling the familiar smell of their hometown, everyone was so excited that tears welled up in their eyes.

They finally dared to believe that this time, Jiu could really take them home.

The humanoid form of the small jade pot is a little girl wearing a green dress and a tasseled hair accessory. She is holding a small bowl and her face is covered with food.

A pretty woman in a pink dress and a jade hairpin with peach blossoms on her head gently wiped the snack residue off her face.

"Eat slowly, there's still a lot more."

"Thank you, Sister Taohua. You should try the snacks from Daoxiang Village. They are delicious."

As for Fugui's identity, Qi An simply said that he was his friend, and no one asked any further questions.

They knew in their hearts that Jiu must have done something big outside, otherwise he would not have attracted the bombers.

But so what?

It's just a matter of time. Being kind to your enemies is being cruel to yourself.

Qi An smiled when he saw the cultural relics were eating happily.

Just when I was about to go out with Fugui to visit a few military bases to digest the food, I sensed someone approaching the museum.

Fugui rubbed his hands and said, "Another person is here to seek death. Let me do it this time."

Qi An was about to nod, but was suddenly stunned: "Wait, it's not a foreign devil."

Fugui also noticed something was wrong and twitched his nose: "It's definitely not that."

She could smell the fishy smell of the foreigners from eight hundred meters away.

Taoist Wang and his young apprentice ran into an invisible "wall" when they were still about ten meters away from the museum gate.

The young disciple touched his forehead which was hurt by the collision and swallowed his saliva: "Master, the master is so powerful."

Taoist Wang rubbed his forehead and said, "Of course. Our country Z is vast and rich in resources. What powerful people don't we have?"

Taoist Wang mistook Qi An for a person with super powers from a mysterious department.

As far as he knew, there was a mysterious department in the country, and all its members possessed some special abilities, such as perspective and teleportation.

This big shot probably possesses many superpowers and is extremely capable. I wonder what mission she came here for.

Even though he was blocked by the barrier, Taoist Wang was not panicked. He clasped his fists respectfully and said, "I am Wang Weiguo, and I would like to see you, the master."

Fugui: "Hey, it's the Z country people? What are they doing here?"

The next second, a cold female voice sounded in the ears of the master and disciple: "What can I do for you?"

Can it also transmit sound through the air?

The master and disciple admired the master even more, and Taoist Wang explained his purpose more respectfully.

"I admire what you have done. As a compatriot, if you need it, we are willing to do our best to help you."

After saying this, both of them felt a swelling in their heads, as if their brains were being scanned, but fortunately it disappeared quickly.

Qi An retracted his soul-searching technique: "Come in."

She felt funny in her heart and was actually a patriotic person.

In the past ten years or so, he has defrauded foreigners of hundreds of millions of dollars, and even brought back a cultural relic, which he donated anonymously to the Capital Museum. His apprentice is also an orphan who survived in Chinatown.

The master and the disciple tried to walk inside, and sure enough, they didn't bump into the wall again.

As soon as he entered the museum, he smelled a fragrance. The little apprentice licked his lips and said, "Master, I seem to smell the fragrance of roast duck. I want to eat it."

"You're thinking shit."

The further you go in, the stronger the fragrance becomes. Before you even reach Hall 33, you can hear laughter and the sound of bowls and plates colliding.

The young apprentice was puzzled: "Isn't it closed? Why does it sound like there are so many people?"

Walking into the exhibition hall, the master and the disciple were both stunned.

Did they accidentally walk into some large banquet?

A little girl in a green dress stuffed bowls and chopsticks for the two of them and said crisply, "Family, let's eat together."

The two looked around and found that everyone's clothes were not uniform at all, and they were from all dynasties.

No, what about their country’s cultural relics?

Why are the display cases empty?

Could it be that they were destroyed and hidden by those damn foreign devils? That's why the high people took revenge on them?

Coming back to his senses, Taoist Wang looked at Qi An hurriedly: "Where are our cultural relics?"

Fugui smiled and said, "Don't worry, everything is fine. Eat first and we'll talk after you're done. Your disciple is almost drooling."

Taoist Wang felt relieved, glared at his embarrassing disciple, and then joined the group eating.

As a result, he ate more than his little apprentice.

After eating and drinking, it is almost time for the cultural relics to maintain their human form.

There was a flash of light, and they transformed into their original forms and returned to the display case.

Taoist Wang and his young apprentice saw with their own eyes that the little girl in green stretched out her body and turned into a jade pot. She was so scared that she dropped the bowl.

The young disciple spoke incoherently: "She...he...they...they..."

Fugui pointed at the reappearing cultural relics and said, "They are all there. It's time to rest after eating."

The little disciple's legs went limp, and he sat down on the ground, crying:

"Master...Master, didn't you say that after the founding of the country, no spirits are allowed?"

Taoist Wang's eyes twitched: "It was probably built before the founding of the country."

He glanced at Qi An and Fugui. These two wouldn’t also...right?

Forget it, no matter what, we are all compatriots, comrades in the same pit.

When asked about his purpose, Qi An told Taoist Wang: "I want all the cultural relics that are wandering abroad to return home in an upright and glorious manner."

Taoist Wang slammed his fist into his palm, his face flushed with excitement: "Great, it should have been done long ago."

"If there's anything I can do to help, just tell me and I'll do my best."

Qi An briefly talked about his plan.

Taoist Wang's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Let's do this. Let the foreign devils return double what they took from us."