Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

When the Prime Minister learned that the military base was razed to the ground by domestically-made artillery shells, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.

Fortunately, he hasn't been discharged from the hospital yet, so he can be rescued on the spot.

The king and the prime minister were both lying half-dead in the hospital, the cabinet ministers were either dead or injured, and the entire leadership team was ruined.

The few who were still alive were frightened by Qi An. Even after waking up, they pretended not to wake up and didn't want to confront that scary woman at all.

That guy can catch a nuclear bomb with his bare hands. Even bombers can’t defeat her. Isn’t playing with them like playing with a dog?

National affairs are small, individual life is big.

Even if the sky falls, there is still the Prime Minister to hold it up. If the people want to blame someone, they will blame him first.

As a result, this has led to a situation where no one is in charge for the time being.

The officials below were unable to receive orders and had to curse their superiors while trying desperately to appease the people and deal with the mess.

Except for a few people who knew the truth, no one else knew what had happened.

All they know is that there's a humanoid monster more terrifying than nuclear weapons living in the museum, and it's at odds with their empire.

The destroyed historical sites and churches in the country were all her doing. She also sent the king and prime minister to the hospital, and the cabinet suffered heavy casualties.

Oh, and there was also a military base where all the troops were wiped out.

Country Y had never suffered such heavy losses during either world war, and all of this was done by just one person.

What kind of terrifying existence had they provoked?

I heard that she came from that mysterious ancient oriental country.

It is said that people in that country practice witchcraft.

It’s so scary. I will never dare to mess with those Z country people again.

With no one in charge for the time being, the museum director was eager to make a contribution, so he came up with a bad idea.

He read a lot of folk tales of Country Z and suspected that the woman was the legendary monster, or a powerful demon with very high skills.

Since she is a monster, scientific methods are naturally useless to her, so let's try metaphysics.

After all, in those Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio stories, it was Taoist priests who caught and captured monsters.

So the curator found a famous Taoist priest who had been in Country Y for many years and asked him to take in the witch in the museum.

The curator said respectfully: "Master Wang, if you can solve this matter, the empire will reward you handsomely."

Opposite him was a man in his forties, wearing a dark Taoist robe and a Taoist bun. This man was Taoist Wang.

Behind Taoist Wang was a young Taoist priest about eighteen or nineteen years old, who was his apprentice and assistant.

Taoist Wang stroked his beard and blurted out in fluent English: "No problem, 8.88 million. Would you like to pay by card or cash?"

curator:"……"

Are monks also so realistic?

Isn't it the mission of Taoist priests in legends to catch monsters? Why is this one asking for such a huge amount of money right away?

The curator hesitated: "Isn't this... a bit too much?"

Taoist Wang smiled and said, "The risk factor is too high. You have to pay more."

The little apprentice's mouth twitched. Why did the master raise the price again?

Wasn’t it 6.66 million last time? How did it increase by more than 2 million so quickly?

You really are taking advantage of others.

Taoist Wang looked like an immortal, waiting confidently to collect the money.

Sure enough, the curator hesitated for a moment and then agreed.

It is said that this Taoist priest Wang is very accomplished. Many wealthy and powerful people in the empire have come to him to look at Feng Shui and calculate good and bad luck, and his advice is very accurate.

It's normal to ask for a higher price for such rare talents.

The curator thought, at worst, after the matter was resolved, he could secretly resell one or two cultural relics and get his money back.

And as long as he solves this big problem for the empire, will he be short of money in the future?

Taoist Wang took the money and smiled: "I will go and talk to her and ask her to let your Y country go."

"What?" The curator was shocked: "Didn't you kill her?"

"Kill? Are you kidding me?"

Taoist Wang raised his eyebrow and said, "I also saw the scene above the museum. This monster has been practicing for at least a thousand years. I am no match for her.

I can only try to persuade her to help, but I can't guarantee success."

Taoist Wang thought to himself: If I had the extraordinary ability to catch a nuclear bomb with my bare hands, I would have beaten the shit out of you foreigners and taken back our cultural relics.

The curator blurted out: "It's just persuasion, which may not be successful, so why do you want so much money?"

Taoist Wang's face turned cold and he snorted, "Do you feel you've been wronged? Disciple, return the money to the director. We won't do this business anymore.

We, the master and the apprentice, didn't want to risk our lives to provoke that master, so we let them wait for death with the money."

"Hey, don't, don't, don't..."

Seeing that he was about to leave, the curator suddenly became anxious.

At this critical juncture, it would be a great achievement if we could persuade that evil woman to stop.

No one dares to approach the museum now, so the master and apprentice are really risking their lives.

If that witch strikes a few more times, the empire will be gone.

The curator strode after Taoist Wang and said, "I said something wrong. I apologize. Please don't be angry."

Taoist Wang curled his lips, thinking that all foreigners are of such despicable character.

He has been abroad for more than ten years and has a deep understanding of this: the nicer you treat foreigners, the more they will bully you.

The more arrogant you are and the less you take them seriously, the more they will lick your boots, thinking that this is how a superior person should be.

Taoist Wang was stopped "with difficulty" and said expressionlessly:

"My heart has just been damaged, and my risk index has increased again. Now I need 10 million to take this job."

The curator gritted his teeth and said, "...OK."

After collecting the money, Taoist Wang took his apprentice to the direction of the museum.

The curator, who had lost more than one million again, was in tears, and suddenly felt that 8.88 million was not so bad.

After leaving the curator's sight, Taoist Wang's shoulders slumped, and he instantly turned from a sage-like master into a wretched middle-aged uncle.

"Hey, I made a big profit today. These foreigners are so easy to cheat."

The young disciple breathed a sigh of relief: "I was so scared, I thought you were really going to catch a monster. You can only read feng shui and tell fortunes to fool foreigners, but you don't have the skills to do that."

Taoist Wang reached out and tapped his apprentice on the forehead: "Don't underestimate your master, I still have some special skills.

It’s just that our ancestors left behind a unique Taoist skill. Why should it be given to these foreigners? Just fool around with it.”

The young apprentice muttered, "Why do you charge so much money every time? It scares people."

Taoist Wang knocked on his forehead again, and said angrily: "I have told you many times, that money was originally ours.

It was left by that prodigal old woman in our country over a hundred years ago with the foreign devils. We are taking it, do you understand?"

The young disciple held his head and said, "Got it, stop fighting."

Taoist Wang put his hands behind his back and asked, "What else did your master teach you? Repeat it to me."

The young apprentice recited skillfully: "The foreign devils are eating and drinking with our money, and the treasures in the museum are all stolen from us. They are thieves, robbers, and damn invaders. We will rip off any of them we can.

"If we fail someday, we can just say we are little bastards or little bastards, but we must never bring shame to our motherland."

"Also...Also, I earn money abroad and spend it in China. I shop online whenever possible. I would rather pay for international shipping than pay taxes to foreigners."

Taoist Wang smiled and nodded: "Good boy, I'll remember it."